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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Wild Wild West (1999) - Part (4) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Wild Wild West (1999) - Part (4)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Wild Wild West (1999).

About the movie: The two best hired guns in the West must save President Grant from the clutches of a 19th century inventor-villain.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Wild Wild West (1999)?
a.		President Grant: Gentlemen, you'll be happy to know that I'm starting a new agency, whose sole purpose is the protection of the President. Welcome to the Secret Service, Agents Number One, and Number Two. Artemus Gordon: Thank you, Mr. President. [pause] Artemus Gordon: Sir, if you don't mind my asking, which of us is Number One and which is Number Two? President Grant: I don't think that really matters, Gordon, do you? Artemus Gordon: Not if you don't, sir.
b.		Riley Hale: No, you don't understand. You see, it really is yours. I took it outta your wallet while you were in the shower.
c.		Susan Vance: Well, don't you worry, David, because if there's anything that I can do to help you, just let me know and I'll do it. David Huxley: Well, er - don't do it until I let you know.
d.		[after Rick has walked a bunch of batters] Indians Fan: Wild Thing. You make my heart sing. You walk everything.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Wild Wild West (1999)?
a.		Larry: [referring to Owen's lousy murer mystery paper] It wasn't motivated. Owen: Sure it was. The guy in the hat killed the other guy in the hat.
b.		Chance: Remember hot dogs, Shadow? Shadow: Yeah, I wasn't much for the name, though. Chance: I don't think they're really made of dog. Shadow: I don't think they're made of meat!
c.		Loveless Hentchman: [Doing Karate moves] I learned that from a China man Capt. James West: [Kickes up a shovel and hits him in the face] I just made that up
d.		Slim: Are you scared? Mitch: Of what? Slim: Of me.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Wild Wild West (1999)?
a.		Phineus Bantum: Who talks like that to their brother like that anyway? October Bantum: Somebody with an idiot for a brother. Phineus Bantum: Oh my God, you're a terrible person.
b.		Parker: [into a phone] Hello? Hello? Killer: [distorted voice] You're gonna die tonight. Parker: [into the phone] Oh, really? Let's see... this call is coming from inside this house. Could it be... an urban legend? Am I right? [pause] Parker: Hello? Hey, don't get shy on me all of a sudden fuck-face. This is the one about the babysitter, right? She's getting those scary and harassing phone calls and when she traces them back, they are coming from inside the house. But asswipe, aren't you forgetting something? I'm not babysitting any kids! Killer: [voice] Wrong legend! This is the one about the old lady who dries her wet dog in the microwave oven. [Parker suddenly turns back and looks towards the microwave oven that he doesn't remember being on]
c.		Woody: Day care is a sad lonely old place for toys who don't have a home. Barbie: ...WAAAAGH! Hamm the Piggy Bank: Quite the charmer, ain'tya?
d.		[preparing to try their flying machine] Artemus Gordon: Hold on. Avanti! [the bicycle speeds forward] Artemus Gordon: Avanti! Avanti! Capt. James West: Why isn't this thing avanti-ing? Artemus Gordon: We're not getting enough lift! We need more speed! [He turns toward a cliff] Capt. James West: Artie, that's a cliff! Artemus Gordon: Yes, I know! Capt. James West: That means the ground is gonna end! Artemus Gordon: Yes, I know! Capt. James West: Gordon... Gordon... GORDON! [the machine goes off the edge of the cliff... and sails into the air] Artemus Gordon: It works! It works! Capt. James West: If you had to get one right, Artie, I'm sure glad it was this one.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Wild Wild West (1999)?
a.		Dr. Arliss Loveless: [after blasting McGrath] Well, I think that concludes this night's festivities. Ladies, feed him to the crabs. [he turns to face the assembled foreign dignitaries] Dr. Arliss Loveless: Gentlemen, since the beginning of written history a nation's power has been measured by the size of its standing army. Tonight that chapter will be closed. The traditional army, to say nothing of the United States, will become extinct, laid low by a cripple-! [splash as McGrath's body hits the water] Dr. Arliss Loveless: -as the general so amusingly implied, and mechanology. But my friends, that tank is just a little hors d'oeuvre compared to what the country's greatest scientists are cooking up for me next. So, if I have piqued your interest, bring one thousand kilograms of your country's gold to Spider Canyon in ten days time. And now if you'll excuse me, I have a tank to catch.
b.		Mummy: You're supposed to be at the doctor's and here you are screwing!
c.		Montag: I've been interviewing applicants all afternoon, Simon is by far the most qualified... the costume fits perfectly.
d.		Chris Knight: Okay Mitch, I'm gonna make it up to you. Let's just pause, put that down. Let's just take a step back. No, I was wrong, I'm sorry, take a step forward. Now, take a step back. Step forward. Back. And then we're cha-cha-ing! Mitch: Will you stop it? I'm serious! Chris Knight: Okay, I'm serious too!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Wild Wild West (1999)?
a.		Jimmy Lee Farnsworth: [touring BibleLand] You don't suppose I used too many photographs of myself do you? Fletch: No, no. Worked for the Ayatollah.
b.		Robert Graham: Mrs. Lodge, did your husband usually take out his boys in the morning?
c.		[Preparing a flying machine] Artemus Gordon: Although he was considered insane by his peers, Bernoulli's theory states that the air flowing over a bird's wing is at a lower pressure than the air flowing under the wing. That's called "lift," and that is what we're now going to... attempt. Of course, it's only a theory, it's never been tested... Capt. James West: Stop talking. Artemus Gordon: Sorry.
d.		Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: [picking hotel room lock] Every now and then it sure helps to have a patient doing five to ten for breaking and entering.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Wild Wild West (1999)?
a.		Katrin Koerber Fane: I like China very much. I like America too. I like all the places I haven't been.
b.		Captain Kip Kelly: [Yelling in Military fashion at the parade] Identify, Mustang personnel! Lilly Moscovitz: Why do you talk like that? Captain Kip Kelly: [Still yelling] I'm... Captain Kip Kelly of the Royal Guard! Lilly Moscovitz: What if we all talked like that? [Yelling] Lilly Moscovitz: Lilly Moscovitz, best friend of Princess Mia, riding in the 'Stang!
c.		McGrath: And they say you scientists are supposed to be smart.
d.		Cracker: Think of it this way, prison sex is like Christmas. Mace: Christmas? Cracker: Yeah, it's better to give than receive.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Wild Wild West (1999)?
a.		Juror #3: It's these kids - the way they are nowadays. When I was a kid I used to call my father, 'Sir'. That's right... 'Sir'. You ever hear a kid call his father that anymore? Juror #8: Fathers don't seem to think it's important anymore. Juror #3: You got any kids? Juror #8: Three. Juror #3: I got one. Twenty-two years old. [takes photo from his wallet and shows it to Juror #8] Juror #3: Aah. When he was nine years old he ran away from a fight. I saw it; I was so embarrassed I almost threw up. I said, "I'm gonna make a man outa you if I have to break you in two tryin'". And I made a man out of him. When he was sixteen we had a fight. Hit me in the jaw - a big kid. Haven't seen him for two years. Kids... work your heart out...
b.		Guru Pitka: Please welcome, Celine Dion! Jacques Grande: Ah! Dis is my day of lucky!
c.		Artemus Gordon: I've been trying to place myself in Loveless' shoes. Capt. James West: Good luck with that one. Artemus Gordon: What could this demented maniac with no reproductive organs, want with Rita? Artemus Gordon: [Rita falls through the train's sliding roof, beside West, unseen by Gordon] Which is not to say Rita doesn't possess a beauty worthy of a Shakespeare sonnet or a Botticelli painting. My god, the curvature of her buttocks and the swell of that magnificent bosom. So full, so sumptous, so... Artemus Gordon: [turns and notices Rita] ... what were all those foreign ministers doing at Loveless' party? This is what really puzzles me, did you have any idea there were so many, so foreign, so... [quietly to West] Artemus Gordon: How long has she been here? Capt. James West: Somewhere around Botticelli's buttocks. Artemus Gordon: I am profoundly sorry.
d.		Trent: [to Bree] You got perfect nipple placement, baby.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Wild Wild West (1999)?
a.		Grandfather George: I have no friends, only relations!
b.		Miss East: So let's see Mr. West, are you a spy of some sort or just a handsome cowboy? Who likes to poke around? Capt. James West: I believe I'm that second one. Miss East: East and West, never the twain shall meet.
c.		George Faber: The bell tolls. The Pope is dead. Listen to the bell. [Crossed himself. Cut to multiple shots of mourners in the streets of Rome] George Faber: This is the death knell that rings... only for the pontiff. Listen - there is a second bell. Soon they will be joined by other bells all over the city, all over every city, all over the world. The Pope is dead.
d.		Ray Charles: That's Diz. Emanon! Quincy Jones: Yeah, but what's it spell backwards? Ray Charles: Come on man, why don't you give me something difficult? "No name." Quincy Jones: Say, daddy-o, what axe you play? Ray Charles: Uh, piano. Just blew in from Tampa, Florida. Me and my partner, Gossie McGee, came here, you know, want to fatten up our style. Cop some licks from some more experienced cats, you dig? Quincy Jones: You know what? Why don't you let me take you inside? You know, show you around. Ray Charles: All right. Perfect gentleman. Quincy Jones: Yeah, this is just like my place. So, what's your name? Ray Charles: Ray Robinson. Quincy Jones: I'm Quincy Jones.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Wild Wild West (1999)?
a.		Capt. James West: For four long years I've been chasing the animal responsible for the massacre at New Liberty. I hear tell that's you. Dr. Arliss Loveless: I am not an animal! I am a visionary, I am a genius, and now I am angry! And after I kill you, I swear I'm going to boil you down for axle grease!
b.		The Cook: She can't handle her shit, man. You know? She's been, like, partying with the candy for ten, eleven days. And then the bitch crashes, and then she starts freaking out. Man, you know, she'll split for a day or two then she'll come back. She's just spun.
c.		Hale Caesar: [from trailer] What happened to you? Barney Ross: I got my ass kicked.
d.		Tank: She could use a little more famine and a little less fried.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Wild Wild West (1999)?
a.		Belle Starr: Coleman Younger! Seems like you folks are havin' a real nice party in there. Cole Younger: I expect so, with free food and drink and all. Belle Starr: How come I wasn't invited? Cole Younger: 'Cause you're a whore, Belle. Belle Starr: I might be; but at least I ain't a cheap one.
b.		Dr. Arliss Loveless: Gentlemen, I am truly impressed by your effort and ingenuity. Why not swear an oath of loyalty to me, and forgo your executions? Capt. James West: Actually, I was thinking I'd stuff your little half-an-ass into one of these cannons and fertilize the landscape with ya.
c.		Kate Holbrook: [upon learning that she's pregnant] But that's impossible! The doctors said I had a one-in-a-million chance. Dr. Manheim: Well, I'd start buying lottery tickets more often, if I were you.
d.		Wilhelm Gottfried: [Pointedly to Dr. Frankenstein] What kind of deals do you have with the director of the morgue?