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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Waiting for Guffman (1996) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Waiting for Guffman (1996) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Waiting for Guffman (1996)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Waiting for Guffman (1996).

About the movie: An aspiring director and the marginally-talented amateur cast of a hokey small-town Missouri musical production go overboard when they learn that someone from Broadway will be in attendance.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Waiting for Guffman (1996)?
a.		Rebecca Winstead: Maybe if I work hard, Uncle Harry will let me come down to the farm for a visit. Gwen Warren: Of course, darling. Rebecca Winstead: And maybe you and Aunt Miranda can come up to the city and see me too. Gwen Warren: You bet we will. Rebecca Winstead: I guess I won't need these in the city. Will you keep them for me for when I come back? Don't cry, Gwen. You said you'd come and see me.
b.		[to Mother Firefly] Sheriff John Wydell: You listen to me, and you listen good! I am gonna kill every member of your family! I'm gonna hunt them down like the animals they are, and I'm gonna skin em' alive! They are going to feel the pain and suffering of every last victim! They're gonna crawl on on their hands and knees, and they're gonna beg me for mercy! But all I'm gonna have for them is pain! Pain and death!
c.		Corky St. Clair: So what I'm understanding here - correct me, if I'm wrong - is that you're not givin' me... any money... so now I'm left basically with nothin', I'm... left with ZERO, in which, in which, what can I do with zero, you know? What can I... I can't do ANYTHIN' with it! I need to, this is my LIFE here we're talking about! We're not just talkin' about, you know, somethin' else, were talking about MY life, you know? And it's forcing me to do somethin' I don't wanna do. To leave. To, to go out and just leave and go home and say, make a clean cut here and say "no way, Corky, you're not puttin' up with these people!" And I'll tell you why I can't put up with you people: because you're BASTARD people! That's what you are! You're just bastard people! And I'm goin' home and I'm gonna... I'm gonna BITE MY PILLOW, is what I'm gonna do!
d.		Ofcr. Charlie Dunnigan: Look, I almost had him a couple of times. I - I know I can con him in if I can just get my hands on what's bothering him.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Waiting for Guffman (1996)?
a.		Paul Smecker: These burns indicate that they used silencers. Look at these entry and exit wounds. They're almost identical. The two bullets went in here, through the top of the skull, criss-crossed, and exited through the eyeballs. This one clue tells us three distinct facts. Number one, Duffy? Detective Duffy: They shot him at a downward angle... They put him on his knees? Paul Smecker: Excellent! Number two, Greenly? Detective Greenly: They... shot him at a downward angle? Paul Smecker: It tells us he was the last to die. And number three, Dolly? Detective Dolly: Uh... there was two shooters. Paul Smecker: Fan-frigging-tastic. [the other detectives start to object] Paul Smecker: Stay with me, boys! What did they do to make two such identical wounds. Two men, of similar height, drop this guy down, each puts some iron to his head, and boom, that's all she freakin' wrote. Detective Duffy: What about one guy, two guns? Paul Smecker: Eh, possible, but unlikely. The angles are too extreme. A guy holding two guns to the back of your noodle is gonna shoot straight ahead. He wouldn't cock out his elbows, it makes no sense. Besides, are you telling me one guy came in here and killed eight men with eight extremely well-aimed shots in just a few seconds? No way. Had to be at least two.
b.		Aimée Dubucq de Rivéry: What a liar I am.
c.		[Michael is about to stab her] Jamie Lloyd: Uncle! Boogeyman. Let me see. [Michael removes his mask] Jamie Lloyd: See? You look just like me.
d.		UFO Expert: I've been coming to this circle for about five years, and measuring it. The diameter and the circumference are constantly changing, but the radius stays the same. Which brings me to the number 5. There are five letters in the word Blaine. Now, if you mix up the letters in the word Blaine, mix 'em around, eventually, you'll come up with Nebali. Nebali. The name of a planet in a galaxy way, way, way... way far away. And another thing. Once you go into that circle, the weather never changes. It is always 67 degrees with a 40% chance of rain.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Waiting for Guffman (1996)?
a.		Psammead: You don't get many cards these days. You know how it is after your 6,523rd birthday. Anthea: You don't look that old. Psammead: I drink a lot of moisturizer. Jane: And you can't have a birthday without a present. Here. Psammead: Brown paper, my favorite! Jane: No, you have to unwrap it. Psammead: Oh, yes, I knew that.
b.		Bill Boone: You folks seem to be jumpin' at conclusions - and each jump you make takes you farther from the truth.
c.		Kat Ellis: You know what pisses me off? I've been spilling my guts all weekend and I don't know a thing about you. Nick Mercer: [pause] I'm allergic to fabric softener. I majored in comparative literature at Brown. I hate anchovies. And I think I'd miss you even if we never met.
d.		Corky St. Clair: It's like in a Hitchcock movie, you know, where they tie you up in a rubber bag and throw you in the trunk of a car. You find people.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Waiting for Guffman (1996)?
a.		[John drives a taxicab through Central Park] Zeus: McClane. McClane! John McClane: What? [jumps the taxi over a hill towards Central Park South] Zeus: [shouts] McClane!
b.		Shannon: Wait. I just thought of something. Frances: What? Shannon: You're a woman. Frances: ...Yeah. Shannon: Guys like that won't take orders from women. They just pulled off a multi-million pound bank robbery and some woman rings them up asking for 300,000 pounds? I don't think they're gonna take you seriously. Frances: It's the 21st century. Women are doing every kind of job. We can do extortion. Shannon: What are you trying to do? Raise their consciousness or get the money? Frances: Ideally, both.
c.		Corky St. Clair: Here's the Remains of the Day lunchbox. Kids don't like eating at school, but if they have a Remains of the Day lunchbox they're a lot happier.
d.		Gib: Care to tango? Faisil: Yes, I would. Harry: Assholes.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Waiting for Guffman (1996)?
a.		Rafe: I almost did die, you little son-of-a-bitch. And her face was the last thing that went through my mind.
b.		Corky St. Clair: ...'cause you people are BASTARD PEOPLE!
c.		Captain Harvile: Poor Phoebe, she would not have forgotten him so soon. It was not in her nature. Anne Elliot: It would not be in the nature of any woman who truly loved. Captain Harvile: Do you claim that for your sex? Anne Elliot: We do not forget you as soon as you forget us. We cannot help ourselves. We live at home, quiet, confined, and our feelings prey upon us. You always have business of some sort or other to take you back into the world. Captain Harvile: I won't allow it to be any more man's nature than women's to be inconstant or to forget those they love or have loved. I believe the reverse. I believe... Let me just observe that all histories are against you, all stories, prose, and verse. I do not think I ever opened a book in my life which did not have something to say on women's fickleness. Anne Elliot: But they were all written by men.
d.		Dr. Charles Decker: [after shooting his cat twice with a pistol] Even those few drops might have made Tabby swell up to huge proportions!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Waiting for Guffman (1996)?
a.		Nick Powell: I know this sounds weird, but you're the only one who can save me. How messed up is that?
b.		Skeeter Bronson: What's on my head? Patrick: Bugsy. Skeeter Bronson: Why do you call him Bugsy? Patrick: Because of his eyes. Skeeter Bronson: Well let's see his eyes. [sees Bugsy's huge eyes and screams] Skeeter Bronson: Wow! Those eyes would be big on a cow!
c.		Dr. Pearl: People say, You must have been the class clown. And I say, No, I wasn't. But I sat next to the class clown, and I studied him.
d.		Igby: Well, I guess DH told you. Mimi: What? Igby: Well, we've decided to bump all those incredibly prominent and terribly chic persons that you were expecting to speak at your memorial and, well, have me speak for two hours or so. Mimi: What a clever idea. You do understand though, don't you, that it is customary in a eulogy to at least make reference to the deceased? Igby: I intend to, Mother... time permitting.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Waiting for Guffman (1996)?
a.		Jumpsuit Chick #1: We are not guys. We are hot chicks.
b.		Captain William Frank 'Buffalo Bill' Cody: [to Indians] Next time send your chief Yellow Hand after me.
c.		Night Train's Date: He is so cute! Rodney 'Night Train' Maine: I know, I'm just glad he's not mine. Night Train's Date: Am I the first white girl you've ever been with? Rodney 'Night Train' Maine: Hell naw! Night Train's Date: Well it only takes one white girl to make a white baby. Rodney 'Night Train' Maine: What?
d.		Ron Albertson: We consider ourselves bi-costal if you consider the Mississippi River one of the coasts.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Waiting for Guffman (1996)?
a.		Mrs. Ryan: Listen, I'm not gonna stand for any of your bullshit this time, Charles. The last three years have been very peaceful here without you, so you act like an adult or you're out on your ass, understand?
b.		Titus: Rome is filled with tigers.
c.		Corky St. Clair: It's a Zen thing, like how many babies fit in a tire.
d.		Bill Warren: This is an event. It's the first time in my life that I have seen you so nervous.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Waiting for Guffman (1996)?
a.		Cop: You have the right to remain silent until [pause] Cop: and uh, and anything you say can and will be used against you [pause] Cop: when you uh, when [pause] Cop: aww fuck this shit!
b.		Obi-Wan: That's no moon. It's a space station.
c.		Cassandra: I don't believe I've ever had French champagne before... Benjamin Kane: Oh, actually all champagne is French, it's named after the region. Otherwise it's sparkling white wine. Americans of course don't recognize the convention, so it becomes that thing of calling all of their sparkling white "champagne", even though by definition they're not. Wayne Campbell: Ah yes, it's a lot like "Star Trek: The Next Generation". In many ways it's superior but will never be as recognized as the original.
d.		Ron Albertson: If there's an empty space, just fill it with a line, that's what I like to do. Even if it's from another show.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Waiting for Guffman (1996)?
a.		Sol Rosenthal: Whether it's the Bible or Shakespeare, murder will out! Judah Rosenthal: Who said anything about murder? Sol Rosenthal: You did.
b.		Westley: I mean, if we only had a wheelbarrow, that would be something. Inigo Montoya: Where we did we put that wheelbarrow the albino had? Fezzik: Over the albino, I think. Westley: Well, why didn't you list that among our assets in the first place?
c.		Mike Wallace: Am I missing something? John Harris: What do you mean, Mike? Mike Wallace: I mean, he's got a corporate secrecy agreement - give me a break! I mean, this is a public health issue! Like an unsafe airframe on a passenger jet or some company dumping cyanide into the East River, issues like that! He can talk, we can air it! They've got no right to hide behind a "corporate agreement"! Pass the milk.
d.		Corky St. Clair: I was shopping for my wife Bonnie. I buy most of her clothes and Mrs Pearl was in the same shop! And it just was an accident you know, we started talking... about panty hose, she was saying... whatever that's not the point of the story but what the point is is that through this accidental meeting... it's like a Hitchcock movie you know where you're thrown into a rubber bag and put in the trunk of a car, you find people. You find them. Something, is is it karma? Maybe. But we found him, that's the important thing. And I got Bonnie a wonderful pantsuit.

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