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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Tom Sawyer (1973) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Tom Sawyer (1973)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Tom Sawyer (1973).

About the movie: Tom Sawyer and his pal Huckleberry Finn have great adventures on the Mississippi River, pretending to be pirates, attending their own funeral, and witnessing a murder.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Tom Sawyer (1973)?
a.		Huckleberry Finn: Well I give it two weeks and it just don't work. She makes me get up the same time every morning. She makes me wash. I gotta wear them fancy clothes that just smothers me. I can't smoke, I cant chaw. I gotta wear shoes all Sunday. I gotta ask to go swimmin', I gotta ask to go fishin'. Well I'll be damned if I don't have to ask to do everything. I tell ya, I had to sneak up to the attic and cuss for ten minutes just to get the taste back in my mouth.
b.		[Rick has narrowly escaped by climbing a fence after being chased by a squad car] Rick Heller: Hey, that was pretty good. You guys are getting a lot faster.
c.		Calderon: Hey, who does this guy think he is? Robert: Who, him? Well, he thinks he's the best guy in the game. I think he's right. Try not to piss him off, okay?
d.		Matt Davis: Damnit... where are the van keys ?

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Tom Sawyer (1973)?
a.		Randal Graves: [to Emma] You became persona non-nookie to me the minute he started diddling your pooter. Emma: So thinking of me in terms of being a girl kind of creeps you out, does it? Randal Graves: Sweetheart, I don't think of you in terms of being a girl, I don't think of you in any way... [Emma lifts up her shirt] Randal Graves: Oh, that was just wrong. Emma: If you don't get the fuck out of here so that I can spend some quality time with my man, next I'm gonna show you my pooter. Randal Graves: Why would you wanna do something like that? [Emma unbuckles her belt] Randal Graves: Alright, alright, I'm leaving!
b.		Tom Sawyer: [choking on pipe smoke] If'n I had known how much fun smokin' was, I would have started long ago.
c.		Brad Majors, Janet Majors: [in song] Some people do it for each other. Judge Oliver Wright, Betty Hapschatt: Some people do it for their lover. Brad Majors, Janet Majors: Some people do it for improvement. Judge Oliver Wright, Betty Hapschatt: Some people do it for the movement. Brad Majors, Janet Majors: Some people do it for enjoyment. Judge Oliver Wright, Betty Hapschatt: Some people do it for employment. Brad Majors, Janet Majors, Judge Oliver Wright, Betty Hapschatt: But, we're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow. We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow. We're gonna do it no matter how the wind is blowing. We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow. We're gonna do it anyhow, anyhow. We're gonna do it. We just gotta keep going.
d.		Hud: Hey, you guys! I have it on tape!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Tom Sawyer (1973)?
a.		Buzz Lightyear #2: Will somebody please explain what's going on? Buzz Lightyear: It's all right, Space Ranger. It's a code 546. Buzz Lightyear #2: [gasps] You mean it's a...? Buzz Lightyear: Yes. Buzz Lightyear #2: And he's a...? Buzz Lightyear: Oh, yeah. [Buzz #2 runs over to Woody and gets down on his knees] Buzz Lightyear #2: Your Majesty.
b.		Tom Sawyer: Heck, girls aint no fun. Always gigglin' or weepin'. Joe Jefferson: Whata you know about girls? Tom Sawyer: I was engaged to Amy Lawrence... always gigglin' or weepin'.
c.		Morgan: I think God did it.
d.		Mrs. Forrest: I believe this is what you kids call a gang bang!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Tom Sawyer (1973)?
a.		Baby: [to Junior] You shot my fiancé, now I'm gonna show you how it feels. [picks up the gun] Earl: Uh, baby? Would you mind putting off shooting Junior until after you take me to see Doc Cragen? Baby: [throws the gun off somewhere in the tall grass] Whatever you say, honey.
b.		Esmeralda: [singing] I don't know if you can hear me / Or if you're even there / I don't know if you would listen / To a Gypsy's prayer / Yes, I know I'm just an outcast / I shouldn't speak to you / Still, I see your face and wonder / Were you once an outcast, too?
c.		[first lines] Tom Sawyer: Hello Huckleberry. Huckleberry Finn: How come you're playin' hooky? Tom Sawyer: Same as you. Huckleberry Finn: Never spent a day in school in my life.
d.		Jezelle Gay Hartman: [Trish answers the phone at the diner] Have you seen the cats yet? Trish: What? Jezelle Gay Hartman: Cats, lots of them, have you seen them yet? You and your brother? Trish: Me and my brother? Jezelle Gay Hartman: You and Darry!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Tom Sawyer (1973)?
a.		Tom Sawyer: [sings v.o] If'n I was God/ well just for spite/ I wouldn't set the sun at night/ till everyone was treated right/ by everyone else they see.
b.		Detective John Kimble: Emma, take your toy back to the carpet and sit down. Emma: I'm not a policeman, I'm a princess! Detective John Kimble: Take your toy back to the carpet! Emma: [softly] I'm not policeman, I'm princess. Detective John Kimble: TAKE IT BACK! Emma: [miserable] All right.
c.		Nekron: Die! Die! Why don't you die?
d.		Lady Divine: I was in agony! I had been raped before but never in such an unnatural and brutal way!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Tom Sawyer (1973)?
a.		Fanny Brice: Tell Mr Ziegfeld, I'm not in and if I was in, I wouldn't see him and if I did see him, tell him, I wouldn't buy a thing.
b.		Jonathan Bendel: Lois, are you busy after I'm done chewing Tom's head off? Lois McNally: You're the boss, Mr. Bendel. Jonathan Bendel: No, no, no. Y-you-you be the boss this time.
c.		Tom Sawyer: Hucky, whata ya reckon'll come of this? Huckleberry Finn: If Doc Robinson dies I reckon hangin'll come of it.
d.		Fred Simmons: No, jujitsu sucks.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Tom Sawyer (1973)?
a.		Bill Manucci: Do you really think I'm stupid enough to kill a fed agent? Miles: As a matter of fact, yes I do!
b.		Mr. Goodkat: At least that's how it went with old Max, who wasn't so much old as he was tired, tired of being a dog without a day. Tired of waking up and finding his dreams were only dreams, but mostly, Max was tired of not having a front lawn.
c.		Sheen: [the children are running from the aliens. Sheen is singing, as if he were Ultra Lord] Ultra Lord is not afraid of chickens. [the aliens fire at the ship] Sheen: Okay, he may be a little bit afraid of chickens.
d.		Aunt Polly: I don't know why it is people eat so much more when they eat outdoors.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Tom Sawyer (1973)?
a.		Aunt Polly: Well with those two it's hard to figure who's influencin' who. I think the time has come for some good old-fashioned UN-influencin'.
b.		Dave: You took me hostage with a BB gun?
c.		Leah: Dude, I think it's best to just tell 'em. Juno MacGuff: I'm Pregnant. Bren: Oh, God. Juno MacGuff: But, uh ah, I'm going to give it up for adoption and I already found the perfect couple, they're going to pay for the medical expenses and everything. And and what ah 30 or odd weeks we can just pretend that this never happened. Mac MacGuff: You're pregnant? Juno MacGuff: I'm sorry. I'm sorry... And if it is any consolation I have heartburn that is radiating in my knee caps and I haven't taken a dump since like Wednesday... morning. Bren: I didn't even know that you were sexually active. Juno MacGuff: I, uh... Mac MacGuff: Who is the kid? Juno MacGuff: The-the baby? I don't really know much about it other than, I mean, it has fingernails, allegedly. Bren: Nails, really? Juno MacGuff: Yeah! Mac MacGuff: No, I know I mean who's the father, Juno? Juno MacGuff: Umm... It's Paulie Bleeker. Mac MacGuff: Paulie Bleeker? Juno MacGuff: What? Mac MacGuff: I didn't think he had it in him. Leah: I know, right?
d.		Sid Lidz: What's the highest number? Uncle Melvin: 6000 Uncle Melvin: Want to know why? That's how much is in my bank account.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Tom Sawyer (1973)?
a.		Carl Spackler: [preparing to dynamite the gopher tunnel] In the immortal words of Jean Paul Sartre, 'Au revoir, gopher'.
b.		Aunt Polly: What's the matter, boy? Ya aint been yourself for days. Ya need some of the remedy?
c.		Dr. Josef Mengele: Do you know what I saw on the television in my motel room at one o'clock this morning? Films of Hitler! They are showing films about the war! The movement! People are fascinated! The time is ripe! Adolf Hitler is alive! [Takes photo album and places it on his lap] Dr. Josef Mengele: This album is full of pictures of him. Bobby Wheelock and ninety-three other boys are exact genetic duplicates of him, bred entirely from his cells. He allowed me to take half a liter of his blood and a cutting of skin from his ribs. [laughs] Dr. Josef Mengele: We were in a biblical frame of mind on the twenty-third of May 1943, at the Berghof. He had denied himself children because he knew that no son could flourish in the shadow of so godlike a father! But when he heard what was theoretically possible, that I could create one day not his son, not even a carbon-copy but another original, he was thrilled by the idea! The right Hitler for the right future! A Hitler tailor-made for the 1980s, 90s, 2000!
d.		Preach: I'm just tryin' to do to white girls what the white man's been doin' to us for 400 years. Crazy Legs: Yeah, what's that? Preach: Fuck 'em.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Tom Sawyer (1973)?
a.		Duff: All right American beef cattle, just stay calm, and you'll all get to go home to your precious TV dinners!
b.		Becky Thatcher: Oh Tom. So I'm not the first one you've been engaged to. Philanderer! Tom Sawyer: What? Becky Thatcher: Well that's what you are. Tom Sawyer: Yeah but what does it mean? Becky Thatcher: I'm not sure. But even if I did know I wouldn't tell you.
c.		Dr. Reynolds: [Charlotte thinks she is pregnant because she kissed Joe] Has your mother ever talked to you about sex? Charlotte Flax: Uh... oh yeah! All the time. We talk about everything. She's a wonderful mother. Dr. Reynolds: So you do know how babies are made? Charlotte Flax: Oh, yeah. Dr. Reynolds: Then why did you think you were pregnant? You're still a virgin.
d.		Bob Wallace: [Regarding Phil] I don't know what you see in this tall drink of charged water, but after you get to know him he's almost endurable.