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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Witches of Eastwick (1987) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Witches of Eastwick (1987) - Part (2)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Witches of Eastwick (1987).

About the movie: Three single women in a picturesque village have their wishes granted - at a cost - when a mysterious and flamboyant man arrives in their lives.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Witches of Eastwick (1987)?
a.		Monty: Why did you say that I was a loser? Simon Wilder: Winners forget they're in a race, they just love to run. You try too hard.
b.		Roscoe: Now when's the last time you had a wing with a waffle? Well that's too long! It oughta be unlawful!
c.		Mimi Glossop: I hope you like what I ordered. I've never had breakfast with two men before. Guy Holden: I've tried it. It's no fun.
d.		Daryl Van Horne: I like women. I admire them. But, if you want me to treat you like a dumb twit I will. What's the point? You have brains Alex, more than brains, and you don't even know it do you? Well most women do not. Alexandra Medford: Are you married? Daryl Van Horne: Good question! You see, brains! The answer is no, I don't believe in it. Good for the man, lousy for the woman. She dies, she suffocates. I've see it! And then the husband runs around complaining that he's fucking a dead person, and he's the one who killed her! [bursts into laughter]

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Witches of Eastwick (1987)?
a.		[Morris Buttermaker steps out of Liz Whitewood's bedroom in the morning] Toby Whitewood: Mr. Buttermaker? Morris Buttermaker: What do you say, Whitewood? Toby Whitewood: What are doing here? Morris Buttermaker: Listen, kid. I... there's something... that you need to do, and that's oil your mitt all the time. So I came by to check and make sure you oil your mitt.
b.		Mrs. Biddle: This man out of absolutely nowhere, this man appeared. Heh! So charming. Not really handsome, but... riveting. Yes, that's the word. I was riveted. I was looking into his eyes, and I found myself thinking thoughts I hadn't entertained since World War II. I think I actually... blushed.
c.		Jack Grimaldi: You don't own love. Love owns you.
d.		Aggie McDonald: It's hard to be born and it's hard to die.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Witches of Eastwick (1987)?
a.		Ramrod: Let me see a warrant right now boy. Pete Mendez: Warrants? We don't need no stinkin' warrants because we're holding them in our right hand, buffalo breath!
b.		Moe: The rajah says that at this time he will throw the razor-edged daggers at random. Larry: Random? Get him up here. Hey, Randy, come on. Moe: [glowering at Larry] Pardon me, Mister Random.
c.		Annabeth Chase: [bringing Percy and Grover to Luke's quarters] Luke? Luke: [playing Call of Duty on a big flat-screen monitor] Hmm? Hey, guys! Percy, I figured you'd stop by sooner or later. Everybody does, just to get away from all that Renaissance Fair stuff out there, you know? [Luke turns off the video game, stands, and gestures at all his electronics in the quarters] Luke: But... welcome to the modern world.
d.		Daryl Van Horne: Well, if that's how you feel about it, then that's how you feel about it. Is that how you feel about it?

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Witches of Eastwick (1987)?
a.		Edward Lewis: People's reactions to opera the first time they see it is very dramatic; they either love it or they hate it. If they love it, they will always love it. If they don't, they may learn to appreciate it, but it will never become part of their soul.
b.		Maxine Noelle Westray: It would be like if the whole world threw you a birthday party, and you were the only one they made sure wasn't invited.
c.		Johnny Storm: [after Ben has transformed back to the Thing] Had a little relapse, huh? Welcome back!
d.		Daryl Van Horne: Of course, I wouldn't know a snowy egret if I were pissing on one. Lunch? Alexandra Medford: I think it's a little late in the season. Daryl Van Horne: For lunch? Alexandra Medford: No, pissing on birds.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Witches of Eastwick (1987)?
a.		Felicia Alden: [Felica speaking to Clyde while being fed oatmeal in the hospital] You know, you sit there in that pathetic excuse for an office, reporting gossip, while under your very nose, evil is doing its worst. You have no spine, Clyde. Not one ounce of morality. Versed, even common sense. Nuclear holocaust, rape, murder, apartheid. Why these words they mean nothing to you. Clyde Alden: It's a local newspaper, Honey. Felicia Alden: It's local turpitude. You are a failure, Clyde. You know you should be strung up with that son-of-a-bitch who bought that house. [Screaming]
b.		Rusty: Your daddy didn't say, "If you work for Ms. Crock, you'll get ahead." He said if you work for Ms. Crock, you'll get head!
c.		Scotty: The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain.
d.		Harold Asailian Jr: Carmichael Astune's greatest triumph as a director came at the helm of such period epics as, "Spartacum" and "Pilgrim Poontang."

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Witches of Eastwick (1987)?
a.		Wyatt Earp: What makes a man like Ringo, Doc? What makes him do the things he does? Doc Holliday: A man like Ringo has got a great big hole, right in the middle of him. He can never kill enough, or steal enough, or inflict enough pain to ever fill it. Wyatt Earp: What does he need? Doc Holliday: Revenge. Wyatt Earp: For what? Doc Holliday: Bein' born.
b.		Frodo: Stop! This creature is bound to me and I to him. He is our guide.
c.		Alexandra Medford: I hope his dick is bigger than his I.Q.
d.		[first lines] [various snippets in crowd chatter] Richard Collier: I got some news. There was an agent in the house tonight, and he said he thinks this play might be good enough for Broadway. [cheers from crowd] Richard Collier: Fingers crossed, who knows? Come on, let's all have some cake.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Witches of Eastwick (1987)?
a.		Mary Fisher: You're still the butler - so get to work! Garcia: I may be the butler, but I'm NOT the maid!
b.		Danny: For the people who don't do drugs, or just do them occasionally, it's something that becomes your life, and you belong. You finally hit bottom and you know who you are, because you can't go any lower. When you find... a friendship that you wouldn't have found anywhere else. Still and all, there's a kind of intimacy with those that can go the distance. Sometimes you see the world so clearly... and you know just what to do, and just when to do it. Just what you should've done, and when you should've done it.
c.		Alexandra Medford: Who are you? Daryl Van Horne: Just your average, horny little devil.
d.		[deleted scene] Tristan: [while he and Victoria are drinking champagne] You know... an interesting fact, actually - the first champagne glass was molded on the left breast of Marie Antoinette. [Victoria stares at him, disgusted] Tristan: I don't know if there was something wrong... with her right one...

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Witches of Eastwick (1987)?
a.		Roberta Guaspari: [after finding out her violin program has just been cut] There's got to be some way we can fight this! Janet Williams: Fight it for what? I don't have any extra programs I can give them instead. Roberta Guaspari: Ohhh, I see! After 10 years, after 1400 kids have learned the violin, "this is just an extra program!" Janet Williams: You know I don't feel that way! And you know damn well I've been standing by you all these years! You think I haven't noticed what you've done for these kids? Roberta Guaspari: Well, then do something! Janet Williams: I have been on that phone for the past three days trying to do something! They're sick of hearing my voice! Believe me, there are other people around here I would much rather get rid of! But as far as the board is concerned, violin classes are not a priority! I don't have the power here, Roberta.
b.		Felicia Alden: [Felicia speaking to Clyde after being dragged out of the church] There once was a paradise, and then a serpent came into that garden. Clyde Alden: Oh, for christ sakes, Felicia, would you stop? Please, just stop, stop. Felicia Alden: Oh, Clyde, I have nothing against a good fuck, but there is danger here and somebody has to do something about it.
c.		Violet: Oh, right, we don't talk about you, right? It's a big secret. Come on, Kevin, let's play a game. I'm gonna guess why you left Australia. Kevin: Doesn't matter. Violet: You were in jail? No that's not it. You have a wife and four kids in Sydney? Come on, am I getting warm? Come on, Kevin, I don't have alot of time. Why'd you run away from home? Kevin: I didn't have a home! Is that what you wanted to hear? I don't have a family. I mean that's the big secret! Are you happy? Huh? Are you gonna feel sorry for me now? Are you gonna hold me close while I tell you I had to change homes every 2 years? I had a bad childhood, big deal. I don't need your sympathy! 'Cause I'm here and I'm livin' on my two feet like I wanted to. That was my dream. At least I did it with a little bit of dignity. Violet: And I didn't, that's it? Kevin: Well just unbutton the blouse a little and unzip the pants a little, show a little bit of flesh. I think you can figure it out.
d.		Will Graham: I thought you might enjoy the challenge. Find out if you're smarter than the person I'm looking for. Hannibal Lecter: Then, by implication, you think you're smarter than I am, since it was you who caught me. Will Graham: No, I know I'm not smarter than you. Hannibal Lecter: Then how did you catch me? Will Graham: You had... disadvantages. Hannibal Lecter: What disadvantages? Will Graham: You're insane.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Witches of Eastwick (1987)?
a.		Joe: Hey, Lexie! Someone's here to see you. Lexie Littleton: Who? Joe: Dodge Connelly. Lexie Littleton: [Her eyes widen and she whispers] Tell him I'm not here! Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: [From outside the office] I heard that! Lexie Littleton: Goddammit! [She goes out the door, to Dodge] Lexie Littleton: You know, you have a real knack for showing up at the perfect time! Jimmy 'Dodge' Connelly: Some people call it a skill.
b.		Daryl Van Horne: Have another cherry.
c.		Mr. Ken Browning: Live it up Alex. Ya got your whole life ahead of you.
d.		Jason 'Jinx' Taylor: Did you know that statistics say that 98% of all convicted criminals have successfully committed at least one previous crime before they were caught? That means that almost everyone gets away with it at least once.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Witches of Eastwick (1987)?
a.		Barbossa: How the blazes did you get off that island? Jack Sparrow: When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Jack Sparrow.
b.		Daryl Van Horne: You may think me crazy, but I know music. It's the one thing that makes me humble.
c.		Dr. Gavin: Of course! This creature needs the ordinary necessities of human life - proteins, fats, sugars and so forth. But since his organs are so decomposed it needs the only food which can keep it alive. Hank Green: Blood? Dr. Gavin: Human blood. If a human body - a drowned person - were attacked by tiny sea plants which became parasites and completely infiltrated that human body before it had a chance to decompse, would the body be considered dead or alive? Hank Green: Dead? Dr. Gavin: No - it's still alive. But it's changed into a - well, is it a plant or an animal? Hank Green: It's both? Dr. Gavin: It's a giant protozoa!
d.		Doctor: Ok you're gonna need about three or four stitches, so i wanna see you down in the infirmary... Casey Ryback: Yeah I'm afraid of needles ya know

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