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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Wheeler Dealers (1963) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Wheeler Dealers (1963) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Wheeler Dealers (1963)

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About the movie: Henry Tyroone comes to New York from Texas with a lot of oil money to play with in the stock market. He meets stock analyst Molly Thatcher and the two fall in love.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wheeler Dealers (1963)?
a.		Corey Bannister: - [Approaches John's dinner table in the saloon] Corey Bannister: Mind if I sit down? John O'Hanlan: Not at all. Not at all. Here... have a cigar? Corey Bannister: Never use 'em... You know what I don't like about you? You and those women of yours think they're better than everybody else. I was out at that place of yours, once. She insulted me. That one called Jenny? The way she acts, you'd think she was the Queen of England. She said I smelled bad. Heh! Wouldn't even let me hold her hand unless I took a bath. John O'Hanlan: Well, did ya'? Corey Bannister: Did I what? John O'Hanlan: Take a bath. Corey Bannister: You must be soft between the head handles, mister. This here territory's FULL of women you don't have to smell like lilac water just to get next to. John O'Hanlan: I'll bet that's the dyin' truth. Now if you don't mind, I'll eat my beefsteak. Corey Bannister: No, sir. I don't like you at all. [Glaring, gets up and leaves John's table]
b.		Caleb Hogan: If I don't win this, I can't come back. Rachel: Caleb, do what's right.
c.		[Henry is complaing about how hard it is to get a cab in New York] Feinberg, Taxi Driver: You're just like my wife, mister. You don't understand the economics of the situation. Henry Tyroon: Then teach me. I'm interested in the economics of about every situation. Feinberg, Taxi Driver: Well, there are 11,000 cabs in the city - and no new permits for the next twenty-five years. Now suppose you wanna buy a cab and start hackin'... you gotta get a new permit, too. Now the tab on a new permit is eighteen thousand five hundred on the open market. Henry Tyroon: And how much did your cab cost, Mister [looks at driver's ID] Henry Tyroon: Feinberg? Feinberg, Taxi Driver: Thirty-three hundred... new. Henry Tyroon: Mm-hmm. Then that makes your investment, uh, with the permit, come to about $22,000. Feinberg, Taxi Driver: Yeah. But don't tell my wife... she'll think I'm rich. Henry Tyroon: Mm-hmm. Mr. Feinberg, I'll give you $24,000 for your cab and permit. Feinberg, Taxi Driver: You wanna buy the cab? Henry Tyroon: Right. But you come along with it. I'll need your services for a week, maybe two. Feinberg, Taxi Driver: No, look, mister, I can't sell the cab. I need it. Henry Tyroon: Well, I figured that. So, when I leave I'll sell it back to you for... $22,000. Feinberg, Taxi Driver: You wanna lose two grand just to keep your feet dry when it starts to rain? Henry Tyroon: I don't lose, Mr. Feinberg. See, I borrow the money and then I get a deduction on the loan interest and another on the depreciation and another on the loss when I sell it back to you. And you make a nice profit. Feinberg, Taxi Driver: You win and I win. Uh-uh, there's gotta be a loser somewhere. Henry Tyroon: Taxman loses. He usually does on a Henry Tyroon deal. Feinberg, Taxi Driver: Mister, you've just got yourself a taxi.
d.		Starla Grady: Actually, that's not the right tape.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wheeler Dealers (1963)?
a.		Molly Thatcher: I don't understand. How can you buy something when you don't even know what it is? Ray Jay: Well, you see, ma'am, Henry here is a real wheeler dealer. And a wheeler dealer is somebody that loves to find places for money to go. It's like hitchin' on to a star. You may zoom up to the sky on a mighty pretty ride. Molly Thatcher: And if the star falls? Henry Tyroon: Well, then I find some way for the, uh, government to take three-quarters of the loss. Jay Ray: You see, Miss Thatcher, that's the mark of a REAL wheeler dealer.
b.		Dixie Pollitt: Why is Uncle Brick on the floor? Brick Pollitt: Because I tried to kill your Aunt Maggie. But I failed. And I fell.
c.		André le Pate: [as the Count is bathing, Andre takes a bottle of Chanel and drinks some, handing it to the count] Ah! Very good flavour! Count Thibault: [he drinks some, then promptly spits it out] Blah! This is not wine, ignorant peasant! It is oil for the bath!
d.		Melissa Kitt: That sucks, everyone should be home for Christmas.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wheeler Dealers (1963)?
a.		[the judge is reading the long list of charges brought against Henry Tyroon et al] Judge: Mr. Vanson, this indictment seems to be a little enthusiastic! Hector Vanson: Well, they're a pretty slippery bunch, your honor. I had to throw the book at 'em.
b.		[to Garth] Gawain MacSam: Fuck you and the Swiss Miss!
c.		Friedman: Where are we going, Rivera? Rivera: I am going someplace where I can set up this weapon. Then I am going to shoot this weapon. I am not gonna walk any more!
d.		Rocky: [Rocky is trying to make out with Adrian on their first date] Will you do me a favor? Take off these glasses. [Rocky takes off Adrian's frumpy glasses, revealing her beautiful eyes] Rocky: Now take off this hat. [Takes off her unattractive hat, revealing her dark, lovely hair. Adrian is beautiful and Rocky is appreciative] Rocky: I always knew you was pretty... Adrian: [Adrian looks at him, disbelieving] Stop teasing me.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wheeler Dealers (1963)?
a.		Skinner Bill Bragg: Let's scratch some sand over him and keep the buzzards from picking him to pieces. Piute Pete: Pretty soon wind comes some more, blow sand off and coyotes dig him up just the same. Skinner Bill Bragg: Ain't you got no respect? It's the idea of the thing. Now get to scratching.
b.		Henry Tyroon: You don't go wheelin' 'n' dealin' for money. You do it for fun. Money's just the way you keep score.
c.		Ned: He neglected to mention that, downtown, they call this place Camp Blood. Marcie: Next, they're going to tell us, there are poisonous snakes in the outhouse and, crocodiles in the lake. Jack: The crocodiles, are in the cabin.
d.		Heather Langenkamp: Krueger, you bastard! Take Me!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wheeler Dealers (1963)?
a.		[*SPOILER* The Joker has rigged two ferries to explode, one filled with prison inmates, one with ordinary people, giving each ferry one detonator and telling them they have to blow up the other, or he'll blow up both. A prisoner approaches the warden, who's holding the detonator] Tattooed Prisoner: You don't want to die, but you don't know how to take a life. Give it to me; these men would kill you, and take it anyway. Give it to me. You can tell 'em I took it by force. Give it to me, and I'll do what you shoulda did ten minutes ago. [Scared, the warden hands over the detonator. The prisoner looks at it, then throws it out the window]
b.		Miller: Something with reclining leather seats, that goes really fast and gets really shitty gas mileage!
c.		[they have discovered that Universal Widgets has no factory, but Molly is still supposed to sell their stock and Henry says he'll help her] Molly Thatcher: Henry, you're an operator; but do you know anything about the stock market? Henry Tyroon: Well, I know the stock market is money and emotion. There's hope when you start out, greed on the way up, fear on the way down. I know that, uh, the stock market is people... and if there's anything you can't sell people, I've yet to find out what it is. These people need a reason to buy. The beauty of it is: the reason doesn't have to make sense. Molly Thatcher: You're not thinking of anything illegal are you? Henry Tyroon: I'm never illegal. I'm just close to it.
d.		Tom Welles: If someone never saw or sold a snuff film, they shouldn't give a damn what I ask about it, if they have they got a right to be nervous.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wheeler Dealers (1963)?
a.		Dick Harper: INDICTED!
b.		[in his office, Bear is telling Whitby to fire Molly to save money - she gets up from her desk] Bullard Bear: Where is she going? Whitby: Her lunch club, I think. Bullard Bear: Women shouldn't be allowed to have lunch clubs. We gotta keep 'em off-balance, disorganized, clawing and scratching at each other. Otherwise they might turn on us like mad dogs!
c.		[in song] Mrs. Paroo: When a woman's got a husband, and you've got none, why should she take advice from you? Even if you can quote Balzac and Shakespeare and all them other high-falutin' Greeks.
d.		Skeletor: Your precious Sorceress, an old crone. Weak. Withering. Dying. Are you ready to kneel now, proud warrior?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wheeler Dealers (1963)?
a.		[Henry's latest oilwell has come in a "duster"] Billy Joe: Well, you can't sell dust, Henry. So you better hightail it up to the big city and get yourself some shoppin' money quick. Yes. Billy Joe: Billy Joe, is money all you ever think about? Billy Joe: Henry, I am an accountant. I'm supposed to think about money. So you go on up north and raise one million two startin' right now, or you're broke. Yes. Henry, you're a rich man... and a rich man can't afford to go broke.
b.		Carl Uffner: You and I are going to have to work together at some point. We've both got the same shoe now, Stan.
c.		Sherlock Holmes: Elementary, my dear Watson.
d.		[from trailer] Alex: If you don't let me out of here with this fucking record player: I swear to God I'll fucking shoot ya!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Wheeler Dealers (1963)?
a.		Williams: Ghettoes are the same all over the world. They stink.
b.		Ives: [gun clicks] That's sooo annoying.
c.		Molly Thatcher: Now, why do you suppose Mr. Bear wants me to fight off a large Texan? Eloise Cott: You think he's got more than business on his mind? Molly Thatcher: Every man has sex on the brain, like it's some sort of wonder drug... a cure-all for everything: colds, pleurisy, arthritis. I even had a guy once tell me that sex prevents cavities. Eloise Cott: Cavities? In your teeth? Molly Thatcher: Sure. When you're tense, you have more acids in your mouth; and acids eat enamel. When you get rid of the tension, you get rid of the acids. And the best way to get rid of tension... Eloise Cott: Don't tell me! let me guess.
d.		Sinbad: For another such kiss, I'd invent a whole continent.

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