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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Squid and the Whale (2005) - Part (2) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Squid and the Whale (2005) - Part (2) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Squid and the Whale (2005).
About the movie:
Based on the true childhood experiences of Noah Baumbach and his brother, The Squid and the Whale tells the touching story of two young boys dealing with their parents' divorce in Brooklyn in the 1980s.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Squid and the Whale (2005)?
a.
Major Strasser
: What is your nationality?
Rick
: I'm a drunkard.
Captain Renault
: That makes Rick a citizen of the world. [
all laugh
]
b.
Chip Dove
: [
about to die, apologizing to Needy
] And you look really hot in that dress. [
which it obviously isn't
]
Needy Lesnicky
: You're delirious.
c.
Frank Berkman
: Across the park? Is that still Brooklyn?
d.
[
about to break into a night club
]
Seraph
: There are no weapons allowed in this club. At the bottom of this elevator there is a coat check girl and, if we are lucky, a man to check weapons.
Trinity
: And if we are unlucky?
Seraph
: Then there will be many men.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Squid and the Whale (2005)?
a.
[
while Reeves is trying to resist the effects of Joker's toxin, Batman appears in his hospital room
]
Arthur Reeves
: [
gasps, then giggles helplessly
] Oh, no!
Batman
: Why did the Joker meet with you? [
Reaves keeps giggling
]
Batman
: It has to do with the gangster murders, doesn't it? He thinks you're involved. WHY?
Arthur Reeves
: [
giggling
] I don't know!
Batman
: [
grabs him
] That's not the answer I want! [
Reaves manages to calm down
]
Arthur Reeves
: Beaumont needed me to help him and his kid get out of town... [
starts to giggle again
]
Arthur Reeves
: He kept in touch.
Batman
: When was the last time you spoke to him?
Arthur Reeves
: Years ago, my first election campaign. I was running out of money and I asked him for help... [
giggles
]
Arthur Reeves
: He said no!
Batman
: So you sold him to the mob.
Arthur Reeves
: [
now laughing hysterically
] I was broke! Desperate! They said all they wanted was their money back! [
he collapses with laughter, as Batman leaves in disgust
]
b.
Dr. Roy Tam
: How did you know where to find me? How did you know who I am?
The Shadow
: [
begins to laugh
] The Shadow knows!
c.
Bernard Berkman
: Don't be difficult
d.
Lisa Moore
: Sorry, Mister Mogul, my script and my body are not for sale!
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Squid and the Whale (2005)?
a.
Gil Westrum
: Pardner, do you know what's on the back of a poor man when he dies? The clothes of pride. And they're not a bit warmer to him than when he was alive.
b.
Batman
: Where is Dent?
The Joker
: You have all these rules and you think they'll save you.
Lt. James Gordon
: [
Batman slams the Joker against a wall
] He's in control.
Batman
: I have one rule.
The Joker
: Then that's the rule you'll have to break to know the truth.
Batman
: Which is?
The Joker
: The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules. And tonight you're gonna break your one rule.
Batman
: I'm considering it.
The Joker
: No, there's only minutes left, so you're gonna have to play my little game if you want to save one of them.
c.
Bernard Berkman
: Put me in your mouth.
d.
Sheldon
: Six thousand a year tuition to listen to this.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Squid and the Whale (2005)?
a.
Willy Wonka
: Little boy, don't push my button.
b.
Hermione
: [
putting a large book on the table
] I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.
Ron
: This is light?
c.
Walt Berkman
: It's Welles' masterpiece, really. Many people think it's Citizen Kane, but Magnificent Ambersons, if it hadn't been ruined by the studio, would've been his crowning achievement. As it is, it's still brilliant. It's the old story, genius not being recognized by the industry.
Lance
: It sounds great. Who's in it?
Walt Berkman
: Orson Welles? I don't know, I haven't seen it yet. I've seen stills.
d.
Wife Slapping Passenger
: [
to Raymond
] They should've given you the electric highchair.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Squid and the Whale (2005)?
a.
Steffi
: Bob, calm your denial mechanism.
b.
Joan Berkman
: You're being a shit, Walt!
c.
Abel
: I love music. I just wish I didn't need it to pay the bills.
Evan
: Yeah, but if you didn't write music what would you do? Right?
Abel
: I would buy a cliff.
Evan
: Hu?
Abel
: I would buy a cliff where people could come and throw shit off. You know, like fax machines and computers or whatever. Things that piss them off cause they didn't work right. Like an outlet for machine rage. And the whole thing would be video taped in slow-motion so they could watch their heap of shit break into a million pieces back at home. Plus, for an extra couple bucks I would attach an explosive so it would blow up on impact. Just like they do in the movies. A big fire ball. That would be cool.
d.
[
Poison Ivy auctions herself to the Ball-goers via a microphone
]
Poison Ivy
: Some lucky boy's about hit the honey pot...
Poison Ivy
: [
moving over to Batman and Robin
] I'll include an evening of my company for the winner.
Poison Ivy
: [
stopping in-between them
] I'll bring everything you see here... *Plus*, everything you don't!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Squid and the Whale (2005)?
a.
[
the Swami tries to get a hypnotized Freddie to kill himself
]
Swami Talpur
: Perhaps you should choose the manner of your death. How would you like to die?
Freddie Phillips
: Old age.
b.
Klaus Baudelaire
: Do you think anything will ever feel like home again? [
Violet ties up her hair
]
Lemony Snicket
: [
narrating
] Sanctuary... is a word which here means a small, safe place in a troubling world. Like an oasis in a vast desert or an island in a stormy sea.
c.
Sophie
: Yeah. I mean, it's gross when he turns into the bug, but I love how matter of fact everything is.
Walt Berkman
: Yeah, it's very Kafkaesque.
Sophie
: [
She looks at him oddly. She laughs
] Cause it's written by Franz Kafka.
Walt Berkman
: Right. I mean, clearly.
d.
Ynyr
: There are kingly virtues other than bravery. Courtesy is one of them.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Squid and the Whale (2005)?
a.
Judge H. H. Harrison
: I know you're seeing the same thing with those beady little eyes I'm seeing, Mr. Slaton. That sure does look like a mile of cars to me.
b.
Wally Hogan
: Connie, it may not show but I'm yellow.
Connie Curtis
: It shows.
c.
Reggie
: This your car, man?
Jack
: Yeah.
Reggie
: Looks like you bought this off one of the brothers.
d.
Jeffrey
: She could probably move her pussy muscles just the right way so you blow your load in like seconds.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Squid and the Whale (2005)?
a.
Bus Driver
: [
driving the bus
] Next stop, Sunset Boulevard! I guess it's Sunset Boulevard.
b.
Bobby Funke
: [
Narrating
] Their alibis were like dutch ovens - gamy, but air tight.
c.
Harold Melvin
: [
quoting Dune
] It is by will alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the juice of sapho that thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by will alone I set my mind in motion.
Larry Schwartzman
: Is that Rush?
d.
Bernard Berkman
: She's a very risky writer, Lili. Very racy. I mean, exhibiting her cunt in that fashion is very racy. I mean Lili has her influences in post modern literature, it's a bit derivative of Kafka, but for a student, very racy. Did you get that it was her cunt?
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Squid and the Whale (2005)?
a.
Darrius Sayle
: Darrius Smell. That's what they called me. Do you know why they called me that?
Alex Rider
: Because you didn't wash?
b.
Tad Page
: I've known a lot of go-getters. I've been pallbearer to about ten of 'em. They're just so darn busy goin' and gettin', they didn't have time to breathe.
c.
Bernard Berkman
: How do you know they were both Frank's?
Ms. Lemon
: Well, I suppose it's possible other kids are masturbating and spreading their semen around the school as well... It's possible, but, uh, somewhat unlikely.
Bernard Berkman
: Oh, it happens, I'm sure, much more than we know.
Joan Berkman
: Bernard, have you ever done anything like this?
Bernard Berkman
: I'm not going to answer that.
d.
Roland Tembo
: Peter, if you want me to run your little camping trip, there are two conditions: first, I'm in charge, and when I'm not around, Dieter is. All you have to do is sign the checks, tell us we're doing a good job, and open your case of scotch when we have a good day. Second condition: my fee? You can keep it. All I want in return for my services is the right to hunt one of the tyrannosaurs. A male, a buck only. How and when is my business. Now if you don't like either of those conditions, you're on your own. So go ahead, set up base camp right here, or in a swamp, or in the middle of a Rex nest for all I care. But I've been on too many safaris with rich dentists to listen to any more suicidal ideas, OK?
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Squid and the Whale (2005)?
a.
Bill
: Now that you've had a taste of my mutton, how do you like it?
b.
Dulcie
: You think you're so James Dean, Chase!
c.
Mendy Ripstein
: [
after getting to know the fight has been cancelled
] Jesus fuckin' Christ! This fuckin' state. Who the fuck does this fuckin' warden... fuckin' think he is? Doesn't anybody know how to do business in this fuckin' state? My fuckin' wife and her fuckin' asthma and allergies. We had to move to the fuckin' desert. Goddamn fuckin' chickenshit doctors... I should've known better than listen to those shitheels. Fuckin' Palm Springs... Lay there in the fuckin' sun and do nothin'. Then this fuckin' state grabs my ass for taxes. Why the fuck I didn't stay in fuckin' Florida... where people know how to do fuckin' business. Fuckin' wife and her fuckin' asthma. Shit! Somethin' needs to get fuckin' done...
d.
Walt Berkman
: It's like... we were pals then... we'd do things together... we'd look at the knight armor at the Met. The scary fish at the Natural History Museum. I was always afraid of the squid and whale fighting. I can only look at it with my hands in front of my face.
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