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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Relic (1997) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Relic (1997) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Relic (1997)

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About the movie: A researcher at Chicago's Natural History Museum returns from South America with some crates containing his findings...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Relic (1997)?
a.		Grandma: [Unaware that Leslie is fellating Ken because she is blind] Boy, you must really love onions!
b.		Mrs. Marcus: [Referring to her son, Sylvester] Exactly like your father! A big stupid muscle-headed moron!
c.		Dr. Zwiezic: Something's wrong... This brain is light - even for a man.
d.		FBI Technician: What's forget about it? Donnie Brasco: Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Relic (1997)?
a.		Police Officer: His wife got custody of his son? Det. Hollingsworth: No. His dog.
b.		Cheryl Heath: I just love banana splits. Is it all the wonderful mixed-up flavors, or is it something Freudian?
c.		Adam: Honey, I'm home! Alone... Starring Macauley Culkin... As a boy who is inadvertently left by himself... At his house... When his parents go on a long vacation.
d.		Dimitri: [singing] Paris holds the key to her past. / Yes, Princess, I've found / you at last. / No more pretend, / You'll be gone, / That's the end...

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Relic (1997)?
a.		Dr. Albert Frock: What could a young cop like you want with an old fossil like me?
b.		Coolidge: Max, I'm shot. Hoover: Oh my God. Oh, no. Oh, no. Coolidge: My psychiatrist is not gonna like this, Max.
c.		Catcher Block: You see Lola shakes her maracas and Rosa bounces her bongo's while Nina is all hands. 120 words a minute. Peter MacMannus: The story? It's written? Whoa, Catch! But is it safe to print? NASA is gonna blow its stack. Catcher Block: Well, they forgave Germany. They can forgive us.
d.		[after telling an obviously made-up story of how he created the Little Tramp characters] George Hayden: That's bullshit, and you know it. Charlie Chaplin: But the truth is so boring, George!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Relic (1997)?
a.		John Valentine: [just saw the weird creature on the wing of the plane] There's a man on the wing of this plane! [Everyone looks out the windows on his side. But the creature has disappeared] John Valentine: There was somebody out there. You gotta believe me! Old Woman: I saw him. Green and slimy. Old Man: Leave the poor man alone. Old Woman: I'm only trying to help. You've got to humor them. John Valentine: It was lightning. At first I thought it was animal. Some kind of bird or something. But it was a man! There were flames coming out of the engine, and a flash of smoke. Maybe it was a technician who was caught on the side of the plane when it took off. How could he survive out there? The air's so thin, the blast of the wind. It's so cold. [begins to think it was only his imagination and feels embarrassed] John Valentine: It's impossible, isn't it? Oh my god, I feel so stupid! [takes sedatives to sleep. Then laughs nervously] John Valentine: Can you imagine? A naked man crawling along the wing of an airplane at 35,000 feet?
b.		Martini: Never thought there'd be a worse way to die than a shark attack. Having my head ripped off never occurred to me.
c.		Inspector Slimane: When one can't use guns, one must work with brains. Commissioner Janvier: I prefer guns! Inspector Slimane: In your case, honest sir, such a preference is unavoidable.
d.		Dr. Goldfoot: Igor, you idiot, why must you listen to me when I'm WRONG?

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Relic (1997)?
a.		Joe Gideon: Sometimes I don't know where the bullshit ends and the truth begins.
b.		Dr. Albert Frock: The Kai tribe, Lieutenant, believe that headaches were caused by sorcery. So, the family of the headache victim would identify the sorcerer, and then go out and murder him. Of course, the kinfolk of the sorcerer would feel they had to avenge his death, so they would then go out and kill the headache victim, and I'm sure you can guess how it all turned out. Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: What's that? Dr. Albert Frock: Well, it's a medical miracle: everybody stopped having headaches.
c.		[at the bar in Po city] Lt. Jake Grafton: "Fighter pukes make movies. Bomber pilots make... HISTORY!"
d.		Teresa Gazelle: [talking over the phone] Where the hell are you? Joey Gazelle: Taking care of things. Teresa Gazelle: Well forget about it because they picked up Oleg at a bus station with some hooker. Joey Gazelle: Who picked him up? The cops? Teresa Gazelle: Yeah. Joey Gazelle: Jesus Christ. This is fucking bullshit. Teresa Gazelle: Hey... Joey Gazelle: Fuck! Teresa Gazelle: Hey! You got Nicky with you? Joey Gazelle: Yeah, he's right here. Teresa Gazelle: Then stop using your mouth around him and bring my son home.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Relic (1997)?
a.		Celia: [answering phone calls] Monsters Inc., please hold. Monsters Inc., I'll connect you. Mrs. Scaremonger is on vacation. Would you like her voice mail?
b.		Paloma Fineman: I think that anyone that claims that they are totally happy with their family situation is not concentrating.
c.		Joe Sparks: (to Stacy) I don't get it, man. Is she "The Gipper" or not? Stacy Patton: Man, you sure are white!
d.		Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: How the fuck does a woman get custody of a dog?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Relic (1997)?
a.		Margo Green: What's that? Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Good-luck bullet. Margo Green: Of course. Very superstitious. So, does your bullet have a story? Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: I was on the beat my rookie year, and one night I see this guy who's locked his keys in his car with his motor running. He's got a coat hanger, and he's bent over the car, trying to get the lock off. So I go over, try to help him out, and what I didn't know was that he'd just robbed the liquor store a block away. He's so focused on what he's doing that he doesn't notice me until I'm right on top of him. I surprise him, he turns around... [makes a gun with his finger and "pops" with his mouth] Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Point-blank range. Doesn't pop, though. Doesn't go off. This bullet. Margo Green: So what did you do? Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Took the gun away from him and beat the shit out of him. Later, the forensics tell me, uh, bullet's perfect. Should have fired. I should be dead. Margo Green: So, a miracle of physics? Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Maybe just plain, old-fashioned good luck.
b.		[Indiana Jones and Professor Jones Sr. are trapped between a room on fire and a room full of Nazis] Professor Henry Jones: Our situation has not improved.
c.		[Gang leader enters classroom, trailed by two henchmen] Escalante: Are your friends auditing? Gang Leader: I audited them to come with me.
d.		Sheep: [upon entering the doctor's house] Beep, beep, we're the sheep!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Relic (1997)?
a.		Paulie: Hey you know what, I think I can talk to the dead. Frankie: Oh really, well dude why don't you do me a favor, tell Ritchie Mariotti he owes me five hundred dollars still.
b.		Margo Green: Using superstition to bring people to the museum is like hiring topless ushers for the Bolshoi Ballet. Dr. Whitney Frock: Well if they did, I might go to the Ballet.
c.		Joey: You're not being very positive about this? Gwen: I couldn't be any more positive if I were gang raped in a repository bin at the needle exchange.
d.		Terence Aloysius 'Slip' Mahoney: [during a conjugal visit] I can't see you so good, Louie, stand up. Louie Dumbrowsky: I am standing up!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Relic (1997)?
a.		Dr. Albert Frock: Well, how goes the gradual extinction of the human race, Lieutenant? Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: I'm doing what I can to keep it orderly.
b.		Chiun: [having just sprinted across the surface of a lake] You must run very fast.
c.		Michael Corleone: I know it was you, Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart!
d.		David Herdeg: Whew. What is that? Allison Hayes: Oh, I think it's a Porsche. David Herdeg: Now that's really neat.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Relic (1997)?
a.		General Tide: [after Dunbar's suicide attempt at the enemy lines] You rest easy, son. You'll keep your leg, as God is my judge, you'll keep it.
b.		Inspector Grandpierre: This nose tells me when you are lying. It is never mistaken, not in 23 years. This nose will make me commissioner of police.
c.		Bradley: There's a half-burnt joint on the floor. Seems our boy was having a little pot in the potty. Lt. Vincent D'Agosta: Pot's a misdemeanor. Decapitation seems a bit severe.
d.		[On smoking] Ishmael: You should try to quit. They say its bad for your heart, your lungs. It quickens the aging process. Roy: Who's done more research than the good people at the American Tobacco Industry? They say its harmless. Why would they lie? If you're dead, you can't smoke.

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