Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Opposite of Sex (1998) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Opposite of Sex (1998) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Opposite of Sex (1998).

About the movie: A 16-year-old girl visits her gay half-brother and ends up seducing his boyfriend, thus wreaking havoc on all of their lives.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Opposite of Sex (1998)?
a.		Lucia: You're probably a blessing in disguise. Fucking good disguise.
b.		Old Man Dunphy: Making sex is like a Chinese dinner: It ain't over 'til you both get your cookies.
c.		Capt. Tom Reynolds: [Meeting with his commanding officer at Army headquarters, Calcutta] I want a doctor, Fred, and I want one right away. Or you won't have a single Kachin left. Col. Fred Parkson: Did you fly down here just to bicker about doctors? Capt. Tom Reynolds: Among other things. But most important, the doctor. We've only been here a few hours, but I've seen 10, 15 doctors. Where they coming from? Where they going? Col. Fred Parkson: I'll listen to anything you gotta' say. But just who do you think you are? You and your jungle wallahs coming here, flexing your muscles. You're not the only guys fighting a backwash war. Capt. Tom Reynolds: We're the only ones without a doctor. Col. Fred Parkson: Find yourself an unassigned doctor, and I'll tag him for your outfit.
d.		Rob: My desert island, all-time, top-five most memorable breakups, in chronological order, are as follows: Alison Ashmore; Penny Hardwick; Jackie Alden; Charlie Nicholson; and Sarah Kendrew. Those were the ones that really hurt. Can you see your name on that list, Laura? Maybe you'd sneak into the top ten. But there's just no room for you in the top five, sorry. Those places are reserved for the kind of humiliation and heartbreak you're just not capable of delivering.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Opposite of Sex (1998)?
a.		Doorman: Good afternoon, Mr. Beale. Howard Beale: I MUST MAKE MY WITNESS. Doorman: Sure thing, Mr. Beale.
b.		Gross' Secretary: [into the phone as a medic is trying to recessitate the dead Gross] I'm sorry Mr. Gross isn't available. Yonge's Secretary: [voice] Well, where is he? Gross' Secretary: Well, I wouldn't tell what Mr. Gross is doing right now. He's... being busy. Medic: [to Gross' Secretary] He's dead. Gross' Secretary: [into the phone] He's dead. Medic: [exits] I'll call the coronor. Yonge's Secretary: [voice] Well, let's make it after lunch. Gross' Secretary: After lunch is just as bad. Mr. Gross is dead. He'll still be dead after lunch. Yonge's Secretary: [voice] Look, Mr. Younge is a very busy man. He gets very upset... Gross' Secretary: Yes, I know Mr. Younge gets upset when we cancel business meetings, but I regret to inform you that Mr. Gross has passed away. Yonge's Secretary: [voice] Passed away? You mean you're not joking? He's really dead? Gross' Secretary: No longer alive, correct. Yonge's Secretary: [voice] Try aspirin or if he's having a heart attack... Gross' Secretary: The man is dead! He's turning green as we speak. Mr. Gross is not going to make it to lunch and he's not going to make it to the meeting. So if Mr. Younge wants to see Mr. Gross that badly, I'll ship Mrs. Gross' body down there by internal mail!
c.		Gonzo: My name is Charles Dickens. Rizzo the Rat: And my name is Rizzo the Rat... wait a second! You're not Charles Dickens! Gonzo: I am too! Rizzo the Rat: No! A blue furry Charles Dickens who hangs out with a rat? Gonzo: Absolutely! Rizzo the Rat: Charles Dickens was a 19th Century novelist! A genius! Gonzo: Oh, you are too kind! Rizzo the Rat: Why should I believe you? Gonzo: Well, because I know the story of A Christmas Carol like the back of my hand! Rizzo the Rat: Prove it! Gonzo: All right! Um, there's a little mole on my thumb, and um, a scar on my wrist from when I fell off my bike... Rizzo the Rat: No, no, no, don't tell us your hand, tell us the story!
d.		[about marrying Matt] Dedee: I just don't think it's something we should rush into. Lucia: Oh, no, no. But bring another human life onto the planet - that's whim time.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Opposite of Sex (1998)?
a.		Travis Bickle: June twenty-ninth. I gotta get in shape. Too much sitting has ruined my body. Too much abuse has gone on for too long. From now on there will be 50 pushups each morning, 50 pullups. There will be no more pills, no more bad food, no more destroyers of my body. From now on will be total organization. Every muscle must be tight.
b.		Terry Bohner: This flame, like all flames, represents the light and darkness. It also represents the uncertainty of life and its delicacy. It also represents a penis.
c.		Bill Truitt: He made his bed, he can lie in it. Lucia: If there's room.
d.		Bart Laish: It's clearly common knowledge out here that most Indians do not like to fight at night. An Indian killed at night, they believe, wanders forever in darkness.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Opposite of Sex (1998)?
a.		Yancy: You know, folks all over Wyoming are talkin' about the seeing-eye horse, Starlight.
b.		Ft. Apache sentry: Halt! Who goes there? Sgt. Johnny Beaufort: The new commanding officer. Ft. Apache sentry: Holy Moses! Sgt. Johnny Beaufort: No, the new commanding officer.
c.		Mitch: [Mitch, as narrator, reminiscing about getting even with a mean babysitter when he was a child] Looking at this picture still makes me horny. I mean wistful! It makes me wistful!
d.		Lucia: Why did he grow that beard? And his posture! He looks like Early Man.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Opposite of Sex (1998)?
a.		Lionel Witherspoon, Bloomingdales Security Officer: Fags! Everywhere!
b.		John Ryder: [points to Grace] She's a good looking girl... how long have you been fucking her? Jim Halsey: What? John Ryder: It's a simple question. Jim Halsey: [Jim see's John's wedding ring] How long have you been fucking your wife? John Ryder: I'm not married. Jim Halsey: Then what's with the ring? John Ryder: Makes strangers think I'm trustworthy. Jim Halsey: Are you? John Ryder: No... [John destroys Jim's cell phone]
c.		Randy: I'm just askin' that you stand by your man, like I'm standin' next to you! You know, a lot of guys, man, they woulda said that, "Shucks, man, she took up with them homosexuals. You know, she turned her back on righteousness." Dedee: Oh, yeah, but blowing you in the backseat of your car every day after band, that was a stairway to heaven, right?
d.		Col. Claus von Stauffenberg: There has to be a chance of success. General Friedrich Olbricht: That's why you're here.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Opposite of Sex (1998)?
a.		Nigel: [to Andy, who is buying lunch] Corn chowder. That's an interesting choice. You do know that cellulite is one of the main ingredients in corn chowder.
b.		Maxwell Smart: Of course! The old dashboard in the draw trick.
c.		Lucia: Matt, this is not your baby, OK? It's some other idiot's baby, probably with an eighth grade education and a trunk full of Waco pamphlets.
d.		Mike Barnes: Come on, get up! Get on that line! Get on that line, LaRusso! You're worthless! Your slope teacher's nothing! Get up, man! You're no champion! Get up! You suck, LaRusso! You suck, man! And your teacher's karate shit! You hear me! It's shit! [Daniel looks over at Silver and Kreese] Mike Barnes: You're a joke, LaRusso! Your karate's a joke and your teacher isn't worth shit! He's nothing! He's nothing! And you're nothing! I own you! I own you, LaRusso! Where's your little Jap teacher now, huh! He's a phony, man! He's a fake! [Daniel looks over at Mr. Miyagi] Mike Barnes: And he didn't teach you nothing! Your karate's shit! You hear me! Get up!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Opposite of Sex (1998)?
a.		Dedee: I'd like a Long Island iced tea, please. Bill Truitt: Is that a good idea, for the baby? Dedee: Oh, please. This baby owes its life to Long Island iced teas, if you know what I mean.
b.		Harry Potter: Remus, your son? Remus Lupin: He will one day know what his mother and father died for.
c.		Van Leuwin: Thank you, that will be all. Ripley: God damn it, that's not all! Because if one of those things gets down here then that will be all! Then all this - this bullshit that you think is so important, you can just kiss all that goodbye!
d.		Terry: [Paul and Gary are hiding in Terry's apartment] I know you're here, Paul. The doorman told me you just came in. Come out and I won't be mad. Paul: [sits up on the couch] Did you or did you not fuck a lumberjack by the name of Randy? Terry: That's none of your business. Paul: Is that a yes? Terry: I'm not answering that. Paul: Oh, for fuck's -- well, all right, well -- What, does he go to the gym alll the time, does he? Terry: What? Paul: [picks up a vase of flowers] From Randy? [smashes the vase] Paul: I'm gonna rape you! Gary: [Gary steps out from behind the corner] Hi, Terry. Terry: Hi, Gary. Gary: He is not gonna rape you. Terry: That's a relief. How are you, Gary? Gary: I'm OK, thanks. I'm gonna just take him home.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Opposite of Sex (1998)?
a.		David Abbott: Get out of my house! Elizabeth Masterson: You get out! [She tries to shove him, but passes through him and falls through the wall] David Abbott: Rest in peace! [He turns around to see her standing there] Elizabeth Masterson: I'm not leaving!
b.		Girl Student: This is America, and we're Christians here - aside from a few Jewish people who were just born that way - and I can tell you one thing: Jesus Christ and his apostles were certainly not into "man-on-man action," which is how they describe it on their porno videos, which, I am proud to say, Blockbuster does not carry. Um, I work there and it's very family... [pause] Girl Student: Plus, that religion John Travolta belongs to.
c.		Lloyd Faversham: My name is Faversham. Lloyd Faversham.
d.		Cleo Marsh: But I thought you had money, Allen. Allen Drew: I did. Enough, anyway. I guess I didn't take care of it very well. Cleo Marsh: Well, what are you going to do now? Allen Drew: I suppose I could get a job somewhere, and maybe save up enough money to do the show. That needn't change our plans about marriage any, Cleo. I don't suppose money is very important to people who are really in love. Cleo Marsh: You can say that because you've always had money. Allen Drew: Perhaps. Cleo Marsh: I'm afraid this changes everything. Allen Drew: Then you're not really in love with me.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Opposite of Sex (1998)?
a.		Jason Bock: If I save one kid from getting butt-fucked, from having his ass totally reamed until it looks like the Lincoln Tunnel and he can't stand up for three weeks, then maybe all of this is worth... something. Teachers everywhere have to learn that no means no... at least until we've dropped out.
b.		Henri Verdoux: I have made my peace with God, my conflict is with man.
c.		Clark: [during filming for Good Will Hunting 2] You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. Now how do you like them apples? Ben Affleck: [in huddle with Damon] I don't like the sound of them apples, Will. What are we gonna do? Matt Damon: Chucky, it's hunting season. [Will pulls out his shotgun and blows the guy away] Ben Affleck: Applesauce. Bitch.
d.		Sydney: [referring to who the killer is] Mrs. Loomis? Gale: [shocked] What? Mickey: BILLY'S MOTHER! [Gale turns around and sees Mickey] Mickey: Nice twist huh? Didn't see it coming, did you? [laughs] Gale: [still shocked] Jesus. It can't be, I've seen pictures of you. Sydney: Yeah this is 60 pounds and a lot of work later. Debbie: [takes off her trench coat] It's called a makeover. You should try it. Look a little tired yourself there, Gale!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Opposite of Sex (1998)?
a.		Dr. Molly Griswold: I'm a, like, terrible shrink, probably. I should have never gotten out of real estate, shit, actually, I should have never left Ohio for that cowboy in Amarillo, but... Have you ever been to Amarillo? Roy 'Tin Cup' McAvoy: Cowboy? Dr. Molly Griswold: Yeah. It's not as romantic when you're actually with one, trust me.
b.		[after much patient pressure, the desk clerk has finally offered up some details] Desk Clerk: Am I helping you, sir? Delgetti: I never had it so good.
c.		Clifford: Hi, this is Clifford. I can't tell you where my Uncle Martin is right now but I'll give you a hint: kaboom!
d.		[Trying to calm Randy down] Dedee: Randy, be Christlike!

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