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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Musketeer (2001) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Musketeer (2001) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Musketeer (2001).
About the movie:
Alexander Dumas' novel is updated with an eastern influence as D'Artagnan attempts to join the king's elite guards, the Royal Musketeers, and find the man who killed his parents.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Musketeer (2001)?
a.
Big Lou Kritski
: Heather, can I ask you something? How far did you go in school?
Heather
: Oh, well when I was in high school I wouldn't even let a guy touch me. But when I got to community college, I turned pretty wild.
b.
Jimmy
: My wife? You shtupped my wife, Oz?
Oz
: I wouldn't exactly phrase it that way, exactly...
Jimmy
: [
with increasing anger
] No, no, no! Let me get this straight. You went down to Chicago and engaged in sexual CONGRESS with my wife? Is that what you're telling me?
Jill St. Claire
: Jimmy, Jimmy, calm down!
Jimmy
: [
now livid
] IS IT? I SWEAR TO GOD...! [
Jill takes the phone from Jimmy
]
Oz
: [
to Cynthia
] He's a little upset. I've managed to upset a mass murderer.
Jimmy
: FIND OUT WHERE HE IS! [
into phone
]
Jimmy
: JUST STAY RIGHT THERE! [
Jill takes the phone away
]
Jimmy
: It's a DISGRACE...
Jill St. Claire
: [
into phone
] Oz, you stud, you!
Frankie Figs
: Gonna be a DEAD stud.
c.
Cara-Ethyl
: Pizza: sustenance of youth, rite of teenage social bonding, and it's very tasty indeed.
d.
Francesca
: I'm not dead. Now will you please go kill him?
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Musketeer (2001)?
a.
Cheryl
: Fifty's no good to me Doctor, because Abby doesn't have fifty daddies.
Will
: [
taken back
] What did you say?
Cheryl
: [
pointing a gun with a silencer on it at Will
] Your daughter was kidnapped three hours ago, and if you want her to live through the night you're gonna let me in that room right now.
b.
Grand Councilwoman
: What about military forces just landing there?
Pleakley
: Well that would be a BAD IDEA! These are extremely simple creatures, miss. Landing there would create mass mayhem and planet-wide panic!
c.
California Man
: [
about Parkinson disease
] It's not a disease, it's a Russian novel.
d.
Rochefort, Richelieu Henchman
: You're mad!
Febre the Man in Black
: That's the second time this evening I've been called mad, and I'm beginning to resent it.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Musketeer (2001)?
a.
Taylor
: [
about Parker
] I don't know whether he's a psycho or just crazy.
Hardwick
: He may be a psycho but he's definately not crazy.
b.
Slightly
: Brace yerselves lads.
c.
The Queen
: I will die before I help you.
Febre the Man in Black
: Well, you wouldn't be the first.
d.
Alien Nordic Dude #1
: We will now use the power of the Continuum Transfunctioner to banish you to Hoboken, New Jersey.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Musketeer (2001)?
a.
The Widow Mrs. Eliza Croft
: The poor dear needs a mother's care. Nothing can take the place of a mother, except another mother.
b.
Angela Dodson
: I used to pretend that I didn't - that I didn't see things.
c.
Febre the Man in Black
: What if I absolutely must kill someone?
Cardinal Richelieu
: Well, if you must, you must.
d.
Major Sam Atkins
: Hello, Tony. I didn't know you were in town.
Lieutenant Tony Willett
: Hello, Sam. It's quite a dance you fellows are putting on here. What's the matter? You look upset.
Major Sam Atkins
: Just got some bad news. Good evening, Mrs. Hilton.
Mrs. Anne Hilton
: Good evening, Major.
Major Sam Atkins
: Plane crash. Don't say anything about it now, it might spoil the fun.
Lieutenant Tony Willett
: That's too bad. Where'd it happen?
Major Sam Atkins
: Right outside town. Lost one of my best boys.
Mrs. Anne Hilton
: What was his name?
Major Sam Atkins
: Mahoney. He hit some wires.
Mrs. Anne Hilton
: Oh, not Johnny!
Major Sam Atkins
: Did you know him? Well, I hope he wasn't, uh...
Mrs. Anne Hilton
: But it can't be! We were talking to him here just a little while ago.
Major Sam Atkins
: I'm extremely sorry, Mrs. Hilton. I had no idea that you knew him. I shouldn't have said anything.
Mrs. Anne Hilton
: It was just that I liked Johnny very much. I know his father.
Major Sam Atkins
: A terrible thing.
Soldier at Dance
: Beg pardon, sir. The car's ready for you now, sir.
Major Sam Atkins
: Be right there.
Soldier at Dance
: Yes, sir.
Major Sam Atkins
: I've got to go and examine the wreck. Not a very pleasant job, I can tell you. Good night.
Lieutenant Tony Willett
: Good night.
Mrs. Anne Hilton
: Oh Tony, how awful. His poor parents.
Lieutenant Tony Willett
: Lucky Johnny. Come on, Anne. Let's dance.
Mrs. Anne Hilton
: Dance?
Lieutenant Tony Willett
: Look Anne, you'll be hearing plenty of things like this. Might as well get used to them now.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Musketeer (2001)?
a.
Aramis
: We're drunks, not fools.
b.
Charlie Chan
: [
breaking into ship cabin because of screams
] Sorry to intrude but etiquette ignored when lady in distress.
c.
Joey Boca
: Rosalie!
Rosalie Boca
: What?
Joey Boca
: I feel better now. I had a good crap. That's all I needed.
d.
Little Boy
: You tellin' me you're a witch...? You ain't no witch! Witches are girls!
Warlock
: *Some* are men.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Musketeer (2001)?
a.
Autograph Seeker
: Are you J. T. Lancer?
Sam Weber
: No, that's just a character I play. I'm Sam Weber.
Autograph Seeker
: Well, can I have your autograph, whoever you are?
Sam Weber
: Don't you think we ought to be thinking about Alex?
Autograph Seeker
: I'll give you a buck.
Sam Weber
: Okay, you're on. [
Karen laughs
]
b.
Tiny
: Her contact lens. it's stuck on the end of my dick
Marcus
: Was it hard or soft?
Tiny
: What, my dick?
Singh
: The contact lens
c.
Febre
: Bless me, Father, for I have sinned... It's been a lifetime since my last confession.
d.
Monty
: Yeah, well you where the inspiration for twin beds.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Musketeer (2001)?
a.
Dr. Mary Lou Larue
: You shaved ush!
b.
Campbell
: Have you seen Casablanca?
Jack Cole
: You're asking me, have I seen Casablanca?
Campbell
: Have you?
Jack Cole
: A guy like me, not seen Casablanca?
Campbell
: Well have you?
Jack Cole
: No.
c.
D'Artagnan
: I don't know what to say.
Francesca bon Ansau
: Sometimes it's much better to say nothing. [
D'Artagnan kisses her
]
Francesca bon Ansau
: Would you care to say that again?
d.
Neal
: I'd like one room for the night.
Del
: If you're upset, maybe we should get separate rooms.
Neal
: You get your own room.
Hotel Clerk
: Will you be paying with credit card?
Neal
: Yes. I have a Visa card... Diner's Club card... and a gasoline card. [
he lays them out - all of them are burned
]
Hotel Clerk
: [
chuckles
] These aren't... these aren't credit cards.
Neal
: Do you take cash?
Hotel Clerk
: Forty-two fifty.
Neal
: [
lays money on the table
] How about seventeen dollars...
Hotel Clerk
: I can't do that.
Neal
: Please. Have mercy. I've been wearing the same underwear since Tuesday.
Del
: I can vouch for that.
Hotel Clerk
: I don't own the place, I... [
gestures towards the management office behind him
]
Neal
: Seventeen dollars...
Neal
: [
unstraps wristwatch
] ... and a hell of a nice watch?
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Musketeer (2001)?
a.
Sheriff Hoyt
: Tommy? Tommy? We need you upstairs. Bring your lil' toy with you.
Luda Mae
: What are you goona do to him?
Sheriff Hoyt
: Nothin' but a little surgery. Come on now Tommy. [
Chainsaw revs, Monty's leg is sliced off, the other leg cut in the process
]
Monty
: AAAAAAAAAHH!
Sheriff Hoyt
: Now come on Tommy, that's sloppy work. Fix it up!
Luda Mae
: No No!
Monty
: AAAAAAAAAAHH! [
Cuts off other leg clean
]
Luda Mae
: What on earth didya do that for?
Sheriff Hoyt
: You know, jus' to balance things out.
b.
Gator Purify
: I swear before God... and four more white people! This is the last time!
c.
[
to the Cardinal
]
D'Artagnan
: Bless me Father, for I will sin. One night I will come for you.
d.
Darcy
: Oh my god. I think these are street people. I saw a whole Sally Jessie on them.
Derek
: Oh, dude. That is no street person.
Johnathan
: That's the guy from the Color Green.
Darcy
: The color what?... What color?
Johnathan
: Green.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Musketeer (2001)?
a.
D'Artagnan
: Don't look at me like that.
Francesca bon Ansau
: Like what?
D'Artagnan
: Those eyes.
Francesca bon Ansau
: They are the only eyes I have.
D'Artagnan
: It's unfair.
b.
Warden Marshall Krutch
: You know, I didn't know where to count your boy at first... him being half-Indian. But I did him a favor. I counted him as a white man.
Truman Capote
: You're a kind and generous man.
c.
David Sumner
: You act like you're fourteen years old.
Amy Sumner
: I am fourteen years old.
David Sumner
: Wanna try for twelve?
Amy Sumner
: [
Chews gum
]
David Sumner
: How about eight? I freak out for eight year olds.
d.
Ghost in the Dungeon
: Is someone out there? Open this door, please! Come on. I can't breathe! If you can hear me, open this door... I swear on my life I didn't take the master's horse! OPEN THIS DOOR, OR I'LL BREAK THROUGH IT AND GRAB YOU!
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Musketeer (2001)?
a.
Marina Weston
: Don't patronize me. I am not crazy!
b.
D.C.
: [
he and Marty both challenge each other to a very life-risking car race two times, and he loses both times; and college girls such as Donna Jo and Tanna are watching them
] Let's go again!
Donna Jo
: Like hell you'll go again!
c.
D'Artagnan
: Do not harm her!
Febre the Man in Black
: But, I feel the need to harm someone.
d.
Lee Fontaine
: I was just lucky to meet him when he came to Canada on business.
Madeline Welton
: [
laughs derisively
] Women's apparel and furs.
Lee Fontaine
: What's so funny?
Madeline Welton
: Furs all right - right off the back of a truck while it's still moving.
Mary Simms
: Don't listen to her. She doesn't know what she's talking about.
Madeline Welton
: Big business man... bank accounts - almost any bank. Take the bank in Winston-Salem for example...
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