Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Muppet Movie (1979) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Muppet Movie (1979) - Part (2) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Muppet Movie (1979).

About the movie: Kermit and his new found friends trek across America to find success in Hollywood, but a frog-legs merchant is after Kermit.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Muppet Movie (1979)?
a.		Declan: Just put 'em the wash; they'll be grand.
b.		Carson Ward: And I told you, Campbell, no more paranoid on-air rants about the supernatural. Cindy: I know. This station is about sex, violence, and the weather. Carson Ward: Yes. That reminds me. We're gonna need that "Porn Star Shot Dead in a Hurricane" story. [Anchor on the air] Ross Giggins: Meanwhile, a tornado in Charleston threatens a clothing-optional beach where just yesterday a naked couple was brutally murdered. This just five miles from where the last naked couple was brutally murdered.
c.		Wahoo Jones: How do you expect to find Sam down in this country? Texas! Phooey! No towns, no ranch houses, no gals, no nuthin'. Hah! We can't see a jack rabbit in two days. Boy, you can't tell me we're still in the United States!
d.		Fozzie: There was this sailor who was so fat! Sailor: How fat was he? Sailor: [breaks bottle and points it towards him threateningly] Fozzie: [Nervously] Uh, he was so fat that everybody liked him and there was nothing funny about him at all.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Muppet Movie (1979)?
a.		Coalhouse Walker Jr.: [praying] Lord, I'd hoped I'd have the courage to know what I should do now. You must see how sick at heart I've been... and how I've performed this thing with little appetite. [sobbing] Coalhouse Walker Jr.: I'd hoped... you'd reveal to me along the way why you put such a rage in my heart. [a brief pause] Coalhouse Walker Jr.: Tell me what to do now! [another beat] Coalhouse Walker Jr.: Please. [sighs] Coalhouse Walker Jr.: God, tell me what to do.
b.		El Sleezo Cafe Owner: That's toughest, meanest, filthiest pest hole on the face of the earth! Kermit: Why not complain to the owner? El Sleezo Cafe Owner: I am the owner.
c.		Sondra Pransky: Look, I can't just go up to him and say, "Hi, how are you?" I mean, it would make him suspicious. So, you know - anything - he gets... put off or... Sid Waterman: Drown! Sondra Pransky: What? Sid Waterman: Drown! Drown! I'll go get co-, I'll go get co... Sondra Pransky: [shakes her head] Ach... Sid Waterman: Listen to me! I'll go get coffee, you get a cramp. Go into the water, flounder around, you know... Sondra Pransky: [sighs] Ahh... Sid Waterman: Yes! Go ahead, sweetheart. That's, that's a great idea. He'll oblige to save you that way and if he doesn't, you know, then I'll notify your parents.
d.		Howard Hughes: [doesn't hear what Kate says] Excuse me? Katharine Hepburn: Well, if you're deaf, you must own up to it. Get a hearing aid, or see my father. He's an urologist, but it's all tied up inside the body, don't you find? Howard Hughes: Mmm. Katharine Hepburn: Me, I keep healthy. I take seven showers a day to keep clean, also because I'm so vulgarly referred to as "outdoors-y." Well, I'm not "outdoors-y," I'm athletic. I sweat! There it is, now we both know the sordid truth: I sweat, and you're deaf. Aren't we a fine pair of misfits?

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Muppet Movie (1979)?
a.		King Leonidas: Spartans! Prepare for glory! Daxos: Glory? Have you gone mad? There is no glory to be had now! Only retreat, or surrender or death! King Leonidas: Well, that's an easy choice for us, Arcadian! Spartans never retreat! Spartans never surrender! Go spread the word. Let every Greek assembled know the truth of this. Let each among them search his own soul. And while you're at it, search your own.
b.		Deckard: [Holding up his badge] Deckard. B26354.
c.		Daniel Seaver: If you forget your dreams, it's like they never existed
d.		Kermit: Where did you learn to drive? Fozzie: I took a correspondence course.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Muppet Movie (1979)?
a.		Jamie: How'd your audition go? I think mine went well. I practiced forever. I was better at home. Auditions are stressful. When I wanted my baking kit, I prayed to God every night for a whole month to get it. Phoebe: Is that what you have to do? Jamie: Well, if you want something really bad, you have to pray. Or do something you hate, and God will see you deserve it. Phoebe: I don't believe in God. Jamie: Me neither, but I did get the baking kit.
b.		James: Whenever I had a problem, my parents told me to look at it another way. Earthworm: How? First, I was bird bait, and then I was shark bait. James: That's true, but you could say that you gave us wings to fly, and that you defeated a giant shark single-handedly. Earthworm: No-handedly. James: You're a hero. Earthworm: I am. I'm Wonderworm!
c.		[Professor Max Krassman has just put Kermit in the electronic beanie] Miss Piggy: [desperate] Please! Please! Not my frog, please! Max Krassman: Say goodbye to your frog, pig! Miss Piggy: Why should I? Max Krassman: Because in 10 seconds, he won't know you from kosher bacon. Miss Piggy: [furious] That does it!
d.		Phil Allen: Just because something's fixed, doesn't mean it can't be broken.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Muppet Movie (1979)?
a.		Sam the Eagle: Kermit, does this film have socially redeeming value?
b.		Gentleman Brown: [on Jim] His Lordship has pretensions to heroism - a form of mental disease induced by vanity.
c.		Mary "Mac" Mackenzie: Wicked, you're grandfather's an angel. Told you he'd look after you. Nicholas Yuleson: I swear i'll never take the lord's name in vain again Grandpa: You're forgiven Nicholas
d.		Edgar Bergen: Now, Luana, how would you like another piece of cake or some ice cream? Luana Patten: No, thank you. I'm full up. Edgar Bergen: Some candy? Charlie McCarthy: Care for a cigar? Luana Patten: Me? [everyone laughs] Edgar Bergen: How about you, Mortimer? Mortimer Snerd: Uh... I don't smoke. Edgar Bergen: I don't mean that.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Muppet Movie (1979)?
a.		Ray: Not so fast Dead Head! You want a baby, why don't you go knock up some willing hellhound! Otherwise I'm giving you three to get back in that painting! One! Peter Venkman: Two.
b.		The Missing Link: Halt! I, Gallaxhar, order you to release the prisoner at once! Gallaxhar clone: Clearly, you are defective beyond repair. Guards, take this defective clone to the incinerator! [pause] Gallaxhar clone: Well, what are you waiting for? You and you! [Points at Dr. Cockroach and B.O.B] Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Seriously? Gallaxhar clone: Yes. Take the prisoner and the defective clone to the incinerator. Dr. Cockroach Ph.D.: Uh, yes, of course. Gallaxhar clone: And here's a security pass in case you need it. [Offering a laser gun to B.O.B] Gallaxhar clone: Would you like a gun? B.O.B.: Yes, I would. Hey, you guys, check this out. [Gun goes off and hits clone] The Missing Link: Okay...
c.		[when seeing Fozzie perform for the first time] Kermit: This guy's lost. Waiter: Maybe he should try Hare Krishna. Kermit: Good grief, it's a running gag.
d.		Chosen One: You have helped me reach the next level. And here I was starting to think you were just a sadistic psycho bitch.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Muppet Movie (1979)?
a.		[first lines] Christopher McCandless: Mom! Mom! Help me.
b.		[Kermit and the Muppets arrive in Hollywood] Miss Piggy: Oh, Kermie, look, it's wonderful. Like a dream come true. Kermit: Well, don't count your tadpoles until they've hatched, I still have to audition, you know. Floyd Pepper: Hey, there ain't nothin' to it but to do it! Lord's Secretary: [closes the door] And where do you think you're going? Kermit: Oh, hi there. We're here to audition for Lew Lord. Lord's Secretary: You just can't walk in here off the street you know, especially with all these animals. Kermit: Animals? Wh-What's wrong with animals? [Muppets mutter indignantly but indistinctly] Lord's Secretary: This is a movie studio, not a zoo. Besides... [sneezes] Lord's Secretary: ...I'm allergic to animal hair. Now get along all of you. Kermit: Now wait a second, miss. I may not be one of your fancy Hollywood frogs, but I deserve a chance, and we're going to stay right here in this office until you let us in to see Lew Lord. Aren't we, gang? [the Muppets shout "Yes" indistinctly] Lord's Secretary: [on the phone] Security, Miss Tracey. I want to report a... [the Muppets shake their fur, causing the secretary to sneeze convulsively until she finally opens the office door]
c.		6: The source! The source! Go back... to the source.
d.		Nanny: What's the matter with you two? You got cloth ears? I said you're not coming in here! Jasper: Ho, ho, ho! She's a regular old totter, ain't she, Horace? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Nanny: Don't you dare go up there, you big long-legged lumox!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Muppet Movie (1979)?
a.		[Asked why he has a gun] James Bond: In my business you prepare for the unexpected. Franz Sanchez: And what business is that? James Bond: I help people with problems. Franz Sanchez: Problem solver. James Bond: More of a problem eliminator.
b.		Ned: [Shoots arrow at target, after Brenda sets it up] Ta-Da! Brenda: Are you crazy? Ned: Wanna see my, trick shot? It's even better. Brenda: I don't believe you! Ned: [Imatating Humphrey Bogart] You know, you're beautiful, when you're angry sweetheart. Brenda: [Sarcastically] Oh, yeah? Ned: Yeah. Brenda: Are you gonna help me, or scare me to death? If you do that again, I'll tack you up, to the wall. Ned: Yeah! I love that, sexy talk.
c.		Gypsy: Listen, I'm only going to say this once. For those who can hear me tell the rest. First come the SS, our lord and masters. Then comes our block health manager, Kyr. Then come the assistants, Otto and me. Then come the rats. Then come the lice... and then come you.
d.		El Sleezo Patron: Hello, sailor, buy me a drink? Kermit: Well, you see, I'm not a sailor, I'm a frog. El Sleezo Patron: Oh, cut the small talk and buy me a drink. Kermit: I don't even know you. El Sleezo Tough: Hey. Did you make a move with my girl? Kermit: No, sir. El Sleezo Patron: He did too. He touched me. El Sleezo Tough: Ugh. Wash up, you'll get warts. Kermit: That's a myth. El Sleezo Tough: Yeah, but she's my "myth"! Kermit: No, no, myth, myth! Myth: Yeth?

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Muppet Movie (1979)?
a.		Wade Gustafson: I'm not talking about your damn word, Jerry.
b.		Kermit: Hey, Fozzie, I want you to turn left if you come to a fork in the road. Fozzie: Yes sir, turn left at the fork in the road. [drives past a giant fork] Fozzie: Turn leeeeft! Kermit: I don't believe that.
c.		Scott Calvin: Can we take a direct flight back to reality, or do we have to change planes in Denver?
d.		Brenda Meeks: [the TV is acting weird and turns on after Brenda turns it off. Finally she unplugs and when it turns on again, it shows a creepy black and white image of Tabitha getting out of a well] Oh, come on. Cindy, the news is on! Another little white girl done fell down a well. Fifty black people got they ass beat by police today, but the whole world gotta stop for one little whitey down the hole. [the TV starts leaking] Brenda Meeks: Cindy, the TV's leaking. Cindy... Cindy something's wrong here. [Tabitha comes out slowly as Brenda backs away. Tabitha empties her ears with water] Brenda Meeks: Cindy, this bitch is messin' up my floor! [Tabitha creeps slowly for Brenda] Brenda Meeks: Cindy, Help me! Cindy: [Cindy is busy in the kitchen and is refusing to believe Brenda after she tricked her so many times] I'm not listening. Brenda Meeks: [Tabitha gets closer to Brenda when Brenda punches her down] Get up you little ugly bitch. C'mon, let me see what you got. What you gonna do? [Tabitha gets up and starts swinging at Brenda while Brenda holds her back by her hair] Brenda Meeks: That's all? [Grabs Tabitha and punches her down] Brenda Meeks: Oooh, I'm whippin' her ass, Cindy! Yeah, wassup?

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Muppet Movie (1979)?
a.		Luigi: By the bar, that big lady with the red spikes took the rock. Iggy: Was she corpulent? Very corpulent? Luigi: No no, she was just really round. Spike: Ah-ha! [snapping fingers] Spike: Big Bertha! The bouncer at the Boom-Boom Bar!
b.		Candi: No props in charades! No props and no clothes! Uncle Pete's rules. Roxana: Ew! Jade: No more stories from the dark farm, OK Candi?
c.		Kermit: [watching Gonzo fly over the fair with a handful of balloons] Gonzo! What are you doing? Gonzo: About seven knots!
d.		Carl: The first day I ever met him he said: "Hi, I'm Ritchie White. I'm on probation."

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