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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Master of Disguise (2002) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Master of Disguise (2002) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Master of Disguise (2002).
About the movie:
An Italian waiter fights off a criminal mastermind with his inherited powers of disguise.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Master of Disguise (2002)?
a.
Pistachio Disguisey
: Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club. Turtle, turtle, turtle!
b.
Zack
: I'm Jimmy Smits. Who the fuck are you?
c.
At Toon
: What have you learned, Dorothy?
d.
Giovanni Bruni
: You have sullied my glove! I mean, uh, my love. My love.
Casanova
: I'm sorry. What did he just called us?
Lupo
: We didn't sully it. It just came out of nowhere.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Master of Disguise (2002)?
a.
Susan
: Do you feel like a man? Because I'll tell you a little secret - you're not.
b.
Pistachio Disguisey
: It's so crazy, it just might work!
c.
Randall
: [
to George
] We're gonna kill you. First you, then the pig... and then, the human being [
above, Mrs. Hilyard screams
]
d.
Olivia Hutton
: It's a little warm in here. Do you think I could open those windows?
Andrea Montgomery
: No, no. They're nailed shut. We don't like them open. Too many bugs.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Master of Disguise (2002)?
a.
[
From trailer
]
Devlin Bowman
: I think it's time for you to go.
Pistachio Disguisey
: [
Making talking gesture with hand
] This is what you're doing... [
Closes hand
]
Pistachio Disguisey
: this is what I want you to do.
Devlin Bowman
: Did you just tell me to shut up?
Pistachio Disguisey
: Yes.
b.
Bugsy
: I'm Bugsy Siegel, ever heard of me?
Showgirl
: No, what do you do?
Bugsy
: I kill people.
c.
Mary Evans
: Why do you drink all the time? Can't you cut the heavy swilling?
Maximillan 'Max' Carey
: What, and be bored all the time?
d.
Louie Kritski
: No way I'm going to that shit hole.
Big Lou Kritski
: Who are you talking to?
Louie Kritski
: Heather, trying to figure out where to go tonight.
Big Lou Kritski
: I'll tell you where you're going tonight. You're going to the building to serve your time or else you're going to jail.
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Master of Disguise (2002)?
a.
Jennifer
: Love Cake?
Pistachio Disguisey
: What?
Jennifer
: You said "Love Cake"!
Pistachio Disguisey
: Why would I say that? Your hindquarters are hideously scrawny!
Jennifer
: What?
Pistachio Disguisey
: What I was trying to say is that I have a present for Barney. [
hands her knee pads
]
Pistachio Disguisey
: Tell him they are from his dad... da da da dat Italian guy... Me.
b.
Sally Parker
: Who do you think you're talking to?
Michael 'Mike' Anthony
: I'm talking to a fairly attractive dame with too much dough for her own good.
c.
Art Wiengartner
: Ray. Ray.
Ray Peterson
: I'm only trying to take a nap! I'm only laying here with my eyes closed trying to get some goddamn sleep!
d.
The Joker
: Harvey, Harvey, Harvey Dent. [
climbs up to the cab of a semi truck, the driver of which is dead or unconscious
]
The Joker
: Oh, excuse me, I want to drive! [
shoves him out and takes the wheel
]
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Master of Disguise (2002)?
a.
Bill
: Jo. Things go wrong. You can't explain it, you can't predict it. Killing yourself wo'nt bring your dad back. I'm sorry that he died, but that was a long time ago. You gotta move on. Stop living in the past, and look what you got right in front of you.
Jo
: What are you talking about?
Bill
: Me, Jo.
b.
Clown
: Open wide and say, "AAH"!
c.
Maj. Amos Dundee
: [
to Tyreen
] You were a rock once, now you're crumbling like old chalk.
d.
Grandfather Disguisey
: Did you ask Jeeves?
Pistachio Disguisey
: Yes but no such luck.
Grandfather Disguisey
: When you were on the roof... did you hear something like this? [
Slaps Pistachio
]
Pistachio Disguisey
: Yes exactly that. But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Master of Disguise (2002)?
a.
Longfellow Deeds
: Whoa, you kinda snuck up on me there...
Emilio
: I am very very sneaky, sir.
b.
Grandfather Disguisey
: [
walks outside after hearing crash
] Ahh you're too young for the job. Go home and ask your mommy to change you're diaper.
Barney Baker
: I don't wear a diaper.
Grandfather Disguisey
: [
laughs
] Hey Pistachio! There's a talking baby out here!
Pistachio Disguisey
: I want to see the talking baby coochy coochy coo! Brave Barney Baker nice to see you again!
Grandfather Disguisey
: You know this baby?
Pistachio Disguisey
: Yes, yes of course I do!
Barney Baker
: Actually I was potty trained when I was two.
Pistachio Disguisey
: Yes you are the conductor of the potty train!
c.
Murphy
: You must be a pretty important fella, fella.
d.
Karen Blixen
: I had a farm in Africa.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Master of Disguise (2002)?
a.
Sid Hudgens
: Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush.
b.
Seen It Cab Driver
: Now THAT, I haven't seen. [
pause
]
Seen It Cab Driver
: Okay, now I've seen it. [
leaves
]
c.
Tony Dunbar
: Heron.
Joe Elkhart
: What's heron? You mean heroin?
Tony Dunbar
: Yeah, except where I'm from we call it heron cause you be fucked up from here on.
d.
Pistachio Disguisey
: [
as President Bush
] The folks around here call me "Dub-ya". Hoo ya!
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Master of Disguise (2002)?
a.
Sabrina
: It never rained on the night of a Larrabee party, the Larrabees wouldn't have stood for it.
b.
Edgar Clenteen
: Citadel 4 is the same system we use to safeguard our nuclear missile launch facilities. This guy took it apart like he was hot-wiring a Toyota.
c.
Grandfather Disguisey
: When you were on the roof, did you hear something like this? [
Slaps Pistachio
]
Pistachio Disguisey
: Yes exactly that! But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!
d.
The Thief
: Everything hurts. Why do I *do* this? What's the point? [
catches sight of the Golden Balls
]
The Thief
: Oh, *yeah*; pain's gone.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Master of Disguise (2002)?
a.
Sadie
: That was a fast tour!
Sgt. O'Hara
: Most of the island's restricted.
b.
Captain Stillman
: All right, soldier, let's see how you fire that mortar.
Soldier with Mortar
: What coordinates, sir?
Captain Stillman
: [
annoyed
] Coordinates?
Soldier with Mortar
: Yes, sir, they determine where the mortar's...
Captain Stillman
: Soldier, the army has spent a lot of money teaching you to fire that thing. Now set it and fire it.
Soldier with Mortar
: Sir, we don't know where the shell's gonna...
Captain Stillman
: Soldier. The only way to learn anything is to do it. Now fire the weapon.
c.
Ethan Hunt
: We just rolled up a snowball and tossed it into hell. Now lets see what chance it has.
d.
[
after reading a chapter about finding Mama and Papa in the pop-up book
]
Pistachio Disguisey
: That's one specific farmer.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Master of Disguise (2002)?
a.
Gladys Leeman
: Hey hey, Miss Penthouse '98, close those legs, I could drive a boat show in there.
b.
[
From the trailer
]
Pistachio Disguisey
: [
to a snake
] Come get the cheese, buttercup.
c.
Charlie 'Shanghai' McHenry
: What have you got there?
Sam Porter
: A little deposit from the Twin Rivers Bank.
d.
Scarecrow
: Come along, Dorothy. You don't want any of *those* apples.
Apple Tree
: Are you hinting my apples aren't what they ought to be?
Scarecrow
: Oh, no. It's just that she doesn't like little green worms!
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