Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Longest Yard (1974) - Part (3) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Longest Yard (1974) - Part (3) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974).

About the movie: A sadistic warden asks a former pro quarterback, now serving time in his prison, to put together a team of inmates to take on (and get pummeled by) the guards.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974)?
a.		Sam Diamond: If you ask me, anybody that offers a million bucks to solve a crime that ain't been committed yet has lost a lot more upstairs than his hair.
b.		Guitar Player In Club Band: Y'know, you were really good tonight kid. Danny Doyle: Yeah, too bad nobody will ever know.
c.		[after R2-D2 gets fried] C-3PO: Don't blame me. I'm an interpreter. I'm not supposed to know a power socket from a computer terminal.
d.		Granville: Alright men, now here's the play we're gonna use. I don't think the guards know this formation. It's called 'incidental punishment after the ball is blown dead.' Remember, any man you tackle gets an elbow, knee, or kick in the mouth.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974)?
a.		Paul Crewe: You know what my problem has been all my life? I've always had my shit together. Always. My problem's been I couldn't lift it.
b.		Miranda: How long have I been in here? Pete: Three days. Miranda: Why? Why?
c.		Debra: [voiceover] It's funny. You spend so much time resenting your parents, separating yourself, building your own life. But as soon as the shit hits the fan, the only place you want to go is home.
d.		Gen. Decker: Liberals! Intellectuals! Peacemongers! IDIOTS! Taffy Dale: [Opening the door in the background] Can you keep it down? People live here! [Closes the door]

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974)?
a.		Bogdanski: I'll see ya on the field, Superstar.
b.		Hova: Cross my heart, I will not eat you. Lucas Nickle: Cross your heart, not your butt!
c.		Marylin Rexroth: What was your performance about this afternoon? Miles Massey: What did your lawyer say? Marylin Rexroth: Freddy, thinks you're a buffoon. He says you've been too successful. You're bored, complacent and you're on your way down. Miles Massey: But you don't think so. Marylin Rexroth: How do you know? Miles Massey: Why would you be here? Marylin Rexroth: Why did you ask me? Miles Massey: Can't I be curious? Marylin Rexroth: About what? Miles Massey: Do you ever answer a question? Marylin Rexroth: Do you? Miles Massey: [changing the subject, to the waiter] I'll have the tournedos of beef. The lady will have the same. Thank you. Waiter: Thank you, Sir.
d.		Dr. Henry Jekyll: It was the only way he could devise to set you free. It was inevitable from the moment I found how to achieve what I'd always wanted... To be the knife as well as the wound. Would you have ever forgiven me? I wanted the night... you see... and here it is...

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974)?
a.		Janet: [In a heavy Southern drawl] Ah think ah'm fixin' to cum!
b.		Captain Knauer: Dammit, Warden, I think this game's a big mistake. Warden Hazen: Captain, not only will you have the chance to hone our team to a fine edge, you'll also have the opportunity to learn a great deal about life. Why is it, do you suppose, that I can walk through this yard, surrounded by hate, and in total command? Captain Knauer: Because you've got 15 gun turrets all around you that say you can.
c.		Lily Bedford: [What are you doing] Brenda: [Nothing i] Lily Bedford: [What are you doing with my mothers clothes, don't touch them there not yours there hers] Michael Bedford: [Whats going on?] Brenda: [Michael i] Michael Bedford: [Lily, Lily, Lily] Lily Bedford: [I hate her, i hate her] Michael Bedford: [I'm sorry honey brenda didn't mean to] Lily Bedford: [Not her] Michael Bedford: [Well what is it honey tell me] Lily Bedford: [Why'd she leave me] Michael Bedford: [Faith] Lily Bedford: [No, mom, mom] Michael Bedford: [Sweetie, mom didn't want to leave you it was an accident she didn't want to go] Lily Bedford: [Well why did it happen, why did it happen to us] Michael Bedford: [I don't know honey, i ask myself the same thing too, mom loved you, don't you ever forget that mom loved you more than anything] Lily Bedford: [But where is she dad, sometimes, sometimes i miss her so much, i just want to see her again] Michael Bedford: [You know where she is Lil, she's right here and she's right here and thats where she'll always be, whenever we need her]
d.		Philip: I was wrong. Not every soul can be saved. Blackbeard: Behold, gentlemen! A man formerly of faith.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974)?
a.		Salman: Alright, now, which night-light? Annubis, Egyptian Jackal God? Or melted football shape?
b.		Eric: Robert. Dude. Great party but... where are all your friends of color?
c.		Russell: A wilderness explorer is a friend to all, be a plant or fish or tiny mole! Carl Fredricksen: That doesn't even rhyme! Russell: [offended] Yeah it does.
d.		[first lines] Melissa: How long do we have to keep watching this crap?... Only a moron can sit and watch two football games, one after the other.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974)?
a.		[the Black Inmates are gathered together talking about the football tryouts] Black Inmate 1: [about Crewe] This Honky golden boy sold out his teammates, didn't he! Black Inmate 2: He sure as hell did! Black Inmate 1: He did it once, he'll do it again! Black Inmate 2: [All the Black Inmates Respond in unison with Black Power Fist] RIGHT ON!
b.		Bonnie Parker: [reading her poem] You've heard the story of Jesse James / Of how he lived and died / If you're still in need / Of something to read / Here's the story of Bonnie and Clyde. / Now Bonnie and Clyde are the Barrow gang / I'm sure you all have read / How they rob and steal / And those who squeal / Are usually found dyin' or dead. / They call them cold-hearted killers / They say they are heartless and mean / But I say this with pride / That I once knew Clyde / When he was honest and upright and clean. / But the laws fooled around / Kept takin' him down / And lockin' him up in a cell / Till he said to me: "I'll never be free / So I'll meet a few of them in Hell." / If a policeman is killed in Dallas / And they have no clue to guide / If they can't find a fiend / They just wipe their slate clean / And hang it on Bonnie and Clyde / If they try to act like citizens / And rent them a nice little flat / About the third night / They're invited to fight / By a sub-guns' rat-a-tat-tat. / Some day, they'll go down together / They'll bury them side by side / To a few, it'll be grief / To the law, a relief / But it's death for Bonnie and Clyde.
c.		Owl: This is just a mild spring zephyr compared to the big wind of '67. Or was it, uh, '76? Oh, well, no matter. Oh, I remember the big blow well. Piglet: I'll remember this one, too. Owl: It was the year my Aunt Clara went to visit her cousin. Now, her cousin was not only gifted on the glockenspiel, but being a screech owl, also sang soprano in the London Opera. Winnie the Pooh: Thank you, Piglet. Owl: You see, her constant praticing so unnerved my aunt that she laid a seagull egg by mistake. Oooohhhhhhhhhh!
d.		Riff Raff: Hello. Brad: Hi! My name is Brad Majors, and this is my fiancee, Janet Weiss. I wonder if you'd mind helping us. You see, our car broke down a few miles up the road. Do you have a phone we might use? Riff Raff: You're wet. Janet: Yes, it's raining. Brad: Yes. Riff Raff: Yes... I think perhaps you better both come inside. Janet: You're too kind. Oh, Brad, I'm frightened. What kind of a place is this? Brad: Oh, it's probably some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos. Janet: Oh. Riff Raff: This way. Janet: Are you having a party? Riff Raff: You've arrived on a rather special night. It's one of the master's affairs. Janet: Oh, lucky him. Magenta: You're lucky, he's lucky, I'm lucky, we're all lucky! Ha ha ha...

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974)?
a.		Harvey Pekar: So... what are you worried about then? Joyce Brabner: Well, it's the way... it's the way all the different artists draw you. Harvey Pekar: What? Joyce Brabner: You know, I don't really know what to expect. Sometimes you look like a younger Brando... but then the way Crumb draws you, you look... like a hairy ape, with all these wavy, stinky lines undulating off your body. I don't really know what to expect. Harvey Pekar: No, those are motion lines. I'm an active guy!
b.		Lilly Raines: I heard you and Nixon didn't get along. Frank Horrigan: Now, that's not true. His chief of staff, though, that was a different story. I remember one time, he wanted me to go out and get rid of some anti-war protestors. I said no, talking about the Bill of Rights and so on. And he says, "look, when I'm talking to you, I am the President." I said, "The President? That's funny, you look more like a sack of shit in a cheap suit to me, sir!" Lilly Raines: [laughs] Well, I like the "sir." It's a classy touch. Frank Horrigan: I thought so.
c.		Paul Crewe: For Nate, for Granny... for Caretaker.
d.		Elliot Garfield: I play the guitar whenever I cannot sleep, and I meditate every morning, complete with chanting and burning incense, so if you have to walk around I'd appreciate a little tiptoeing. Also: I sleep in the nude. "Au buffo." Winter and summer, rain or snow, with the windows open. And because I may have to go to the potty or to the fridge in the middle of the night, and because I do not want to put on jammies which I do not own in the first place, unless you're looking for a quick thrill or your daughter an advanced education I'd keep my door closed.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974)?
a.		Burt Hadley: Oh shit. This is the wrong room. You're in 304 now. I'm sorry. I fucked up. Leonard Shelby: This is not my room? Burt Hadley: No, come on, let's go. Leonard Shelby: Why is this my handwriting? Burt Hadley: ...This was your room, but now you're in 304. Leonard Shelby: When was I in here? Burt Hadley: Last week. But then I rented you another room on top of it. Leonard Shelby: Why? Burt Hadley: Business is slow. I mean, I told my boss about the - your condition and stuff, and he said try and rent him another room. Leonard Shelby: So how many rooms am I checked into in this shit-hole? Burt Hadley: Just two, so far. Leonard Shelby: Well, at least you're being honest about ripping me off. Burt Hadley: Well, you're not gonna remember anyway. Leonard Shelby: You don't have to be that honest, Burt. Burt Hadley: Leonard, always get a receipt. Leonard Shelby: That's good advice. I'll have to write that down.
b.		Dan Millman: The ones who are hardest to love are usually the ones who need it the most.
c.		Assistant Warden: Hissss-toe-ree.
d.		Giuseppe Baldini: Now pay attention to what I tell you. Just like a musical chord, a perfume chord contains four essences, or notes, carefully selected for their harmonic affinity. Each perfume contains three chords: the head, the heart and the base, necessitating 12 notes in all. The head chord contains the first impression, lasting a few minutes before giving way to the heart chord, the theme of the perfume, lasting several hours. Finally, the base chord, the trail of the perfume lasting several days. Giuseppe Baldini: Mind you, the Egyptians believed that one can only create a truly original perfume by adding an extra note, one final essence that will ring out and dominate the others. Legend had it that an amphora was once found in a pharaoh's tomb, and when it was opened, a perfume was released, after all those thousands of years, a perfume of such subtle beauty, and yet such power, that for one single moment every person on earth believed they were in paradise. 12 essences could be identified, but the 13th, the vital one, could never be determined.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974)?
a.		Tom Ludlow: [to Discant] This thing you want that you think you want, you don't want.
b.		Councilman: This is the chairman... Horton: Idiot! You're finished in this town! Is that understood? Finished! You Boob! [brief pause while the chairman splutters] Horton: I'm just joking. Councilman: Eh heh, good one. The Mayor of Who-ville: Horton, I'd like you to meet my wife, Sally. Sally O'Malley: You exist! This means my husband isn't crazy. Hooray! The Mayor of Who-ville: And these are some of my daughters, Hildy, Helga, Hula, Heidi, and Hedy. Hedy, Heidi, Hildy, Helga: Hi! The Mayor of Who-ville: And this is Miss Yelp, my loyal assistant. And this is Dr. Larue. Dr. Mary Lou Larue: You saved us! The Mayor of Who-ville: And Burt from Accounting, and Mrs. McGillicuddy. And Mr. FarFloogin of the Cloogin FarFloogins. And the old man in the bathtub. Sally O'Malley: Honey, let's not overwhelm the poor guy, he's never gonna remember all these names. Horton: Well, I'll try my best: Sally, Chairman, Hildy, Helga, Hula, Heidi, and Hedy. Miss Yelp. Dr. Larue, Burt from accounting, Mrs. McGillicuddy, Mr. FarFloogin of the Cloogin FarFloogins. And wasn't there an old guy in a shower? The Mayor of Who-ville: Mmm, Bathtub. Horton: [a bit mad he didn't remember the name] Oh, Yeah!
c.		Virgil Earp: What the hell kinda town is this? Morgan Earp: Nice scenery. Doc Holliday: Well, an enchanted moment. Josephine Marcus: Interesting little scene. I wonder who that tall drink of water is. Mr. Fabian: My dear, you've set your gaze upon the quintessential frontier type. Note the lean silhouette... eyes closed by the sun, though sharp as a hawk. He's got the look of both predator and prey. Josephine Marcus: I want one. Mr. Fabian: Happy hunting.
d.		Bogdanski: What the hell was that? Paul Crewe: That was a dropkick. Bogdanski: Dropkick? Paul Crewe: Dropkick. Bogdanski: How much is that worth? Paul Crewe: Three points. Bogdanski: Three points? Paul Crewe: Three points. Bogdanski: For that? Bullshit!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Longest Yard (1974)?
a.		Luis Savarin: Won't you have a cigar? Bill Stockton: No, no thanks. I don't smoke any more. I like things peaceful. Luis Savarin: Peaceful? Bill Stockton: Maybe I'm superstitious, Mr. Savarin, but when I was marshal back in Missouri - that is before they were civilized - it seems every time I'd light up a good five-cent cigar the shooting would start.
b.		Unger: How do ya like them apples, Superstar?
c.		Danny Snyder: I can't do this now. You gotta know that. It's been a long time for me. I mean -ah- you need somebody younger, ya know, somebody like I used to be. King Benny: younger is not better. Doesn't have experience, doesn't know his way around the courthouse. Danny Snyder: Hey, I'm lucky I can find the courthouse. I had only four cases last year-you know how many I won? None, that's how many, none. In two of them, uh, I, a, I think the jury blamed me personnally. King Benny: They must have been innocent. It is tough to get an innocent man off a rap. Danny Snyder: I wasn't even planning on going to court with this one. I was just gonna plea it down the best I could and walk away. I wasn't, I wasn't planning on taking this to trial. King Benny: Well your plans have been changed. Danny Snyder: Well I'm afraid I'll make a mistake and... say the wrong thing and, ya know, uh, uh, make a wrong turn somewhere. You don't want to take that risk. King Benny: Life is a risk. Danny Snyder: I'm sorry? King Benny: Life is risk. Danny Snyder: Life is a risk. King Benny: Um-huh. Danny Snyder: A-huh.I haven't been in here before. What do you need me to do? King Benny: Listen. You're going to be given the answers and the questions. All you have to do is read. You can read can't you? Danny Snyder: It's, it's, is it in English? King Benny: Just don't drift, don't drink, and don't lose. Danny Snyder: What if I do lose? King Benny: Then you'll go down for the dirt nap. Danny Snyder: Never heard that expression before... dirt nap. I'm not cut out for this anymore. I mean a guys gets hit by a bus, ya know, and sues. I like that. Some lady slips in a supermarket, I'm with her, a guy... King Benny: The discussion's over. Danny Snyder: I'm an alcoholic. This is a murder case. This isn't for me. King Benny: It was once. Before you let the drink lead. Be sober by tomorrow and don't look so worried, Snyder. You have nothing to lose, just like the rest of us. Danny Snyder: I don't want to be a burden to you, but, I do, you know, aside, or along with my alcohol problem, I have a slight drug problem, I mean nothing big, just... King Benny: Go away.
d.		Zeus: Damn McClane, you know I was just starting to like you. John McClane: Yeah, well don't, I'm an asshole. Zeus: What are you talking about, now? John McClane: I lied to you, Zeus. Zeus: About what? John McClane: You remember, I said Weiss found that bomb up in Harlem? Zeus: Yeah. John McClane: They found it down in Chinatown. Zeus: Oh. Oh, now that's low, even for a white motherfucker like you. That's low. John McClane: I told you I was an asshole.

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