Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : A Serious Man (2009) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : A Serious Man (2009) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: A Serious Man (2009).

About the movie: A black comedy drama centered on Larry Gopnik, a Midwestern professor who watches his life unravel through multiple sudden incidents. Though seeking for meaning and answers he seems to stay stalled.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Serious Man (2009)?
a.		[Gonzo and Rizzo are flying over London] Gonzo: [Thrilled] Hello, London! Rizzo the Rat: [Scared] Goodbye, lunch!
b.		Lt.Col. Bruce Derringer: [voiceover] This is the religious one. There's always a religious one. "Eugene McVey from Cleveland." There's always one from Cleveland. "Nineteen, high-strung, always coming down with something." How'd he get in this bunch?
c.		Elinor Dashwood: You have no confidence in me. Marianne: This reproach from you. You who confide in no-one. Elinor Dashwood: I have nothing to tell. Marianne: Nor I. Neither of us have anything to tell. I because I conceal nothing and you because you communicate nothing.
d.		Larry Gopnik: So, uh, what can I do for you? Clive Park: Uh, Dr. Gopnik, I believe the results of physics mid-term were unjust. Larry Gopnik: Uh-huh, how so? Clive Park: I received an unsatisfactory grade. In fact: F, the failing grade. Larry Gopnik: Uh, yes. You failed the mid-term. That's accurate. Clive Park: Yes, but this is not just. I was unaware to be examined on the mathematics. Larry Gopnik: Well, you can't do physics without mathematics, really, can you? Clive Park: If I receive failing grade I lose my scholarship, and feel shame. I understand the physics. I understand the dead cat. Larry Gopnik: You understand the dead cat? But... you... you can't really understand the physics without understanding the math. The math tells how it really works. That's the real thing; the stories I give you in class are just illustrative; they're like, fables, say, to help give you a picture. An imperfect model. I mean - even I don't understand the dead cat. The math is how it really works. Clive Park: Very difficult... very difficult... Larry Gopnik: Well, I... I'm sorry, but I... what do you propose? Clive Park: Passing grade. Larry Gopnik: No no, I... Clive Park: Or perhaps I can take the mid-term again. Now I know it covers mathematics. Larry Gopnik: Well, the other students wouldn't like that, would they, if one student gets to retake the test till he gets a grade he likes? Clive Park: Secret test. Larry Gopnik: No, I'm afraid... Clive Park: Hush-hush. Larry Gopnik: No, that's just not workable. I'm afraid we'll just have to bite the bullet on this thing, Clive, and... Clive Park: Very troubling... very troubling...

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Serious Man (2009)?
a.		Martin Luther: That day when you sent me out so boldly to change the world, did you really think there wouldn't be a cost?
b.		Sy Ableman: I'm a serious man, Larry.
c.		Boss Spearman: It's a shame to go forever without takin' a taste of somethin'.
d.		Fanny Brice: He's a gentleman. A gentleman fits in anyplace. Rose Brice: A sponge fits in any place.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Serious Man (2009)?
a.		Le Chiffre: You changed your shirt, Mr Bond. I hope our little game isn't causing you to perspire. James Bond: A little. But I won't consider myself to be in trouble until I start weeping blood.
b.		Dunbar: You think you know everything? You haven't even scratched the surface.
c.		Deck hand: You're all gonna die... you're the last ones... he's come back for you. McCulloch: What are you talking about? Deck hand: Jason Voorhees. McCulloch: You're insane. Jason Voorhees has been dead for years. Deck hand: He came up the river and he's gotten on board... he walks this ship here and now. McCulloch: Yeah, a killer walks this ship all right... and it's certainly none of us! [pulls out a knife] Deck hand: You're the one who's insane.
d.		Larry Gopnik: There's some mistake. I'm not a member of the Columbian Record Club. Dick Dutton: Sir, you are Lawrence Gopnik of 8419 Fern Hill Road? Larry Gopnik: No, I live at the Jolly Roger.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Serious Man (2009)?
a.		[in order to rescue Boy, the Andersons have captured the Union POW train] Capt. Richards: You're the man who's looking for his son. Charlie Anderson: And you're the man with schedules to keep.
b.		Tess Carlisle: I have some exciting news for you. I have an inoperable brain tumor. [pause] Tess Carlisle: I have bought you and your men a scud missile launcher. [pause] Tess Carlisle: We are going to the opera in Columbus. Which of those do you think is true? Doug Chesnic: When?
c.		T.J. Hicks: [T.J. is in Jail, and is testing all the Prisoners for their orientation] Hey, let me give you the low-down on T.J. Now, some time ago, I used to be a sideshow host at a Circus, I played the role for eating broken glass. So we di about two shows a week, now that's a lot of broken glass, and it's all collected right in the line of my anus... my ass is like one damn cheese grater! [the Prisoners all stand, and glare at him]
d.		Dybbuk?: I shaved hastily this morning and missed a bit-by you this makes me a dybbuk? It's true, I was sick with typhus when I stayed with Peselle, but I recovered, as you can plainly see, and now I-hugh! [She stabs him in the chest with an ice pick] Dybbuk?: What a wife you have! Shtetl Husband: Woman, what have you done? Dybbuk?: Why would she do such a thing? I ask you, Velvel, as a rational man: which of us is possessed? Shtetl Wife: What do you say now about spirits? He is unharmed! Dybbuk?: On the contrary! I don't feel at all well. [Blood begins to seep from his chest] Dybbuk?: One does a mitzvah and this is the thanks one gets? Shtetl Husband: Dora! Woe, woe! How can such a thing be! Dybbuk?: Perhaps I will have some soup. I am feeling weak. Or perhaps I should go. One knows when one isn't wanted. Shtetl Husband: Dear wife. We are ruined. Tomorrow they will discover the body. All is lost. Shtetl Wife: Nonsense, Velvel. Blessed is the Lord. Good riddance to evil.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Serious Man (2009)?
a.		Michael Newman: Thank you, Mom for having me, I know it was a lot of pain. Trudy: You have no idea.
b.		Peron Advisers: Let's hear it for the Rainbow Tour! It's been an incredible success. We weren't quite sure; we had a few doubts... Juan Perón: Will Evita win through? And the answer is... Ché: A qualified yes.
c.		Sy Ableman: Ember's is not the forum to discuss legalities!
d.		Eugene Russel: Up yours, you mother.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Serious Man (2009)?
a.		Larry Gopnik: I feel like the carpet's been yanked out from under me.
b.		Tomas Verde: I'm sorry father, for you there is only death. But our destiny is life!
c.		Policeman outside Hohenfried's: Don't forget to turn out the light. Johann 'Schani' Strauss II: I was just going to arrest her, don't you see how guilty she looks? Policeman outside Hohenfried's: I wish my wife looked as guilty as that.
d.		[last lines] Satchel Paige: I love a happy ending! Hahaha!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Serious Man (2009)?
a.		Bartender: [nervously] If you don't like the beer, mister, you don't have to pay for it. Peter Gusenberg: Well now, ain't you the cat's pajamas!
b.		Mushu: [stuffing breakfast into Mulan's mouth] No time to talk. Now remember, it's your first day of trainin', so listen to your teacher and no fightin', play nice with the other kids, unless, of course, one of the other kids wanna fight, then you have to kick the other kid's butt. Mulan: [muffled] But I don't wanna kick the other kid's butt. Mushu: Don't talk with your mouth full. Now let's see your war face. [Mulan looks at him with mouth full of porridge] Mushu: Ooh, I think my bunny slippers just ran for cover. Come on, scare me, girl! Mulan: Rrrgh! Mushu: There! That's what I'm talking about! That's my tough-looking warrior girl! Now go out there and make me proud!
c.		Larry Gopnik: We're sitting shiva here. Cop #1: You're what? Larry Gopnik: A religious observance. We're... bereaved. Cop #2: Who died? Larry Gopnik: My wife's... [breaks off] Larry Gopnik: It's a long story.
d.		Lenina Huxley: Looks like there's a new shepherd in town. [Spartan gives her an exasperated look] John Spartan: That's sheriff.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Serious Man (2009)?
a.		Dexter Grayson: The last time I asked her for those letters, she made very uncouth noises with her mouth.
b.		Clive's Father: Culture clash. Culture clash. Larry Gopnik: With all respect, Mr. Park, I don't think it's that. Clive's Father: Yes. Larry Gopnik: No. It would be a culture clash if it were the custom in your land to bribe people for grades. Clive's Father: Yes. Larry Gopnik: So... you're saying it is the custom? Clive's Father: No, this is a defamation. Grounds for lawsuit. Larry Gopnik: Let me get this straight: you're threatening to sue me for defaming your son? Clive's Father: Yes. Larry Gopnik: But it would... Mr. Brandt: Is this man bothering you? Larry Gopnik: Is he bothering me? No. I, uh... [Larry stares awkwardly at Brandt until he leaves] Larry Gopnik: See... if it were defamation there would have to be someone I was defaming him to, or I... all right, I... let's keep it simple. I could pretend the money never appeared. That's not defaming anyone. Clive's Father: Yes. And a passing grade. Larry Gopnik: Passing grade. Clive's Father: Yes. Larry Gopnik: Or... you'll sue me. Clive's Father: For taking money. Larry Gopnik: So he did leave the money. Clive's Father: This is defamation! Larry Gopnik: It doesn't make sense. Either he left the money or he didn't. Clive's Father: Please. Accept the mystery. Larry Gopnik: You can't have it both ways! Clive's Father: Why not?
c.		Terry: You think you're God Almighty, but you know what you are? You're a cheap, lousy, dirty, stinkin' mug! And I'm glad what I done to you, ya hear that? I'm glad what I done!
d.		Margaret: You wanted to know where I'm from? I'm from Connecticut, Mayflower stock. I was taught that my prince would come, and he would be a lawyer, and I would have his children. And on the weekends we would barbecue. And all the other princes and their princesses would come, and they would say, "Delicious, delicious." Oh, how boring. [She turns off the light and begins applying fluorescent makeup] Margaret: So I was taught that I should come to New York, become an independent woman. And my prince would come, and he would be an agent, and he would get me a role, and I would make my living waiting on tables. I would wait - till thirty, till forty, till fifty. And I was taught that to be an actress, one should be fashionable, and to be fashionable is to be androgynous. And I am androgynous not less than David Bowie himself. And they call me beautiful, and I kill with my cunt. Isn't it fashionable? Come on, who's next? I'll take lessons. How to get into show business: be nice to your professor. Be nice to your agent. Be nice to your audience, be nice. How to be a woman: want them when I want you. How to be free and equal: fuck women instead of men, and you'll discover a whole kingdom of freedom. Men won't step on you anymore, women will. So come on, who's next? Who wants to teach me? Come on, teach me. Are you afraid? You're right, because they're all dead. All my teachers.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Serious Man (2009)?
a.		[while training Jake to deal with a kidnapping] Jake Hayes: They woke me up, man! Gaylord Oaks: Yeah, that's the funny thing about an ambush. Next time we'll try to let you know.
b.		Rabbi Nachtner: Sy Ableman was a serious man.
c.		Huey: Can't he stay with us, Uncle Scrooge? Dewey: Yeah. Scrooge McDuck: Oh no! I'm not letting this oppurtunity slip from my fingers! Dewey: But he's our friend. Scrooge McDuck: Nonsense! A genie isn't a person! A genie is a... a thing!
d.		Mollie: Most little girls are obsessed with ponies and mermaids, not big sweaty men making jump shots. Should we be worried? Mike! James: Well, it's the Suns, honey. If it were the Mavericks, I'd be worried.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: A Serious Man (2009)?
a.		Arnie Cunningham: Whoa, whoa. You better watch what you say about my car. She's real sensitive.
b.		Cosmo Renfro: [after Kimble has just lept off the dam to escape] What happened? Where'd he go? Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: The guy did a Peter Pan right off of this dam, right here. Cosmo Renfro: What? Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Yeah. BOOM. Cosmo Renfro: [stunned] Holy shit... Can we go home now...? Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: [flustered] No...
c.		Sy Ableman: I fucked your wife, Larry! I seriously fucked her!
d.		Loxi: Where is Captain Jack? Capt. Phillip Philpott: He's on a diving job. He'll be back this afternoon [chuckle] Capt. Phillip Philpott: if his hat didn't leak!

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