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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Kid (2000) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Kid (2000) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Kid (2000).
About the movie:
An unhappy and disliked image consultant gets a second shot at life when an eight year old version of himself mysteriously appears.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Kid (2000)?
a.
Russ Duritz
: Stop biting your nails.
Amy
: *Nail.* I only bite one. What's it to you, anyway?
Russ Duritz
: It matters because you work for me. When you bite your nails, you're advertising nervousness and insecurity.
Amy
: Really? Advertising all that with one little nail? [
pushes up her nose at him
]
Amy
: What's this advertise?
b.
Peppermint Patty
: [
in-flight meals are served
] Hey, Marcie, this is real nice!
Marcie
: It's a whole lot better than peanut butter sandwiches, sir.
Peppermint Patty
: What do you think they'll feed us in France?
Marcie
: Probably peanut butter on French bread, sir.
c.
Brigitta
: Everything I loved was taken away from me right before my eyes, and there was nothing I could do about it.
d.
J.D.
: Is your life perfect?
Veronica Sawyer
: I'm on my way to a party at Remington University... No, my life's not perfect. I don't really like my friends.
J.D.
: I... I don't really like your friends either.
Veronica Sawyer
: Well, it's just like - they're people I work with, and our job is being popular and shit.
J.D.
: Maybe it's time to take a vacation.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Kid (2000)?
a.
Muzzin
: [
Muzzin tells Sarah that he hopes Marcus is okay, then notices Jerome looking at him funny
] What?
Jerome
: You sounded half-human.
Muzzin
: I am half-human.
b.
Russ Duritz
: There's safety in sandwiches.
c.
Old Fart
: Now look. Twenty bucks for that kind of head is outrageous.
Grandma Moses
: I did ya good, old fart. I did ya good. I oughta bit your champagne cork off.
Old Fart
: I'm givin' ya fifteen bucks.
Grandma Moses
: Twenty bucks. Nobody in this neighborhood can swallow paste like I can.
d.
Dan Cain
: You're alive!
Gloria
: Alive.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Kid (2000)?
a.
Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford
: [
voice over narration
] A flashlight was a moonbeam. A pen was an ink stick. My mouth was a cum receptacle. A bed was a rack. A wall was a bulkhead. A shirt was a blouse. A tie was still a tie, and a belt a belt. But many other things would never be the same.
b.
Pecos Hill
: There ain't no place like West Texas.
Tom Buchanan
: Then how come you're in California?
Pecos Hill
: Oh, I fiddle-footed. This country is so dang big, a man just itches to move around it. One day I got tired of watching the sun go west and I just followed it on out here. But I ain't itchin' no more. Before long, I'll follow that sun right on back to where I come from.
c.
Russ Duritz
: Toshiya, let me ask you something. If you get called a jerk four times in a single day, does that make it true?
Amy
: What, only four? Did you get up late?
Russ Duritz
: Excuse me, I'm asking Toshiya.
Toshia
: Four times is a pattern. It have to be five times to be a fact.
Russ Duritz
: Thank you. See? There's hope after all.
Amy
: Jerk.
d.
Scooter Libby
: In 1991, the United States invaded Iraq, and afterwards weapons inspectors discovered Saddam was six months off enriching uranium to sufficiently high specification to make a nuclear bomb. He had fissile material, and not a single person in the CIA had the slightest clue that such a program even existed. So, now, one decade on are you telling me that you're 100% sure these tubes are not intended to create nuclear weapons?
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Kid (2000)?
a.
[
Asked why he has a gun
]
James Bond
: In my business you prepare for the unexpected.
Franz Sanchez
: And what business is that?
James Bond
: I help people with problems.
Franz Sanchez
: Problem solver.
James Bond
: More of a problem eliminator.
b.
[
Seeing that Russ and Rusty are the same person
]
Amy
: I wish I was standing on a carpet. [
faints
]
c.
Donna
: [
to Rosie
] Somebody up there has got it in for me. I bet it's my mother.
d.
Irving
: Herman, gosh, it's good to hear your voice. Bring me up to date. Did Magnolia marry Cousin Fenster after all?
Herman
: Fenster? The Siamese twin?
Irving
: Yeah, he's the one on the left.
Herman
: No, he's still a bachelor, but Seymour on the right, he's marryin'.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Kid (2000)?
a.
[
Elliot as the most emotionally sensitive man, cries over the same sunset three times in a row
]
Elliot Richards
: WHEN IS THAT DARN THING GONNA SET!
b.
Bone
: [
to Calvin Hogg
] Why don't you cut the shit, I mean you know Ironbutt's got you up a tree.
Calvin Hogg
: Hey look don't get smart-ass with me cowboy.
c.
Tony Stark
: What's on the docket?
Natalie Rushman
: You have a 9:30 dinner.
Tony Stark
: Perfect. I'll be there at 11.
d.
Rusty Duritz
: Isn't it cool we both have to go to the bathroom at the same time?
Russ Duritz
: Yes. I'll cherish this moment for a lifetime.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Kid (2000)?
a.
Rusty Duritz
: When do I learn how to drive?
Russ Duritz
: When you're sixteen.
Rusty Duritz
: When do I get a car?
Russ Duritz
: When you're eighteen.
Rusty Duritz
: When do I get a hickey?
Russ Duritz
: [
smile
] When you're seventeen.
Rusty Duritz
: When do I find out what a hickey is?
Russ Duritz
: Not tonight.
b.
Noah Vosen
: All agents have shoot-on-sight authorization.
c.
King Charles II
: [
to his spaniels
] Children, children, what distressing behavior.
d.
Skipper the Penguin
: You didn't see anything!
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Kid (2000)?
a.
Mercer
: [
Jones and his men are attempting to recapture the ship, but find Mercer and a group of British sailors holding his heart at gunpoint
] The Dutchman is in *my* command!
Davy Jones
: For now...
b.
Rusty Duritz
: How old are you?
Russ Duritz
: Forty. In a couple days.
Rusty Duritz
: That is old! I'm turning eight. In a couple days.
Russ Duritz
: Eight. You're eight. I'm eight.
Rusty Duritz
: This is scary.
Russ Duritz
: No. This is hilarious.
c.
Minister
: Excuse me! I'm trying to conduct a wedding here which has nothing to do with love, so please be quiet!
Princess Vespa
: I'm sorry!
King Roland
: I'm sorry
Prince Valium
: I'm sorry too.
Minister
: Don't be sorry, be quiet!
Princess Vespa, King Roland, Prince Valium
: I'm sorry!
d.
Doctor Emilio Lizardo/Lord John Whorfin
: Shut up, Big-booty, you coward. You are the weakest individual I ever know.
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Kid (2000)?
a.
Murphy
: And Shepherds we shall be For Thee my Lord, for Thee Power hath descended forth from Thy hand Our feet may swiftly carry out Thy commands. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee And teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patri, Et Fili, Et Spiritus Sancti.
b.
Scott Greeber
: I hit a casket with a puppet stage. What am I doing here?
c.
Sebastian Cole
: First I have to live a little so I have something to write about.
Henrietta Cole
: So, for the time being, you're just going to live a little?
Sebastian Cole
: No, I'm going to live a lot.
d.
Rusty Duritz
: Holy smokes... 99 channels and there's nothing on!
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Kid (2000)?
a.
Johnny Trumbo
: I'm sorry, Gramps, it looks like I'll be holding you back.
Michael Fabian
: I'm in no hurry. The earth and the sun and the sky will still be there when we get there, Johnny.
Johnny Trumbo
: Yeah, but not the gold, Gramps, not the gold.
b.
Harry Block
: Does the president think of fucking every woman he meets? Oh sorry, bad example.
c.
Rick
: Munk's the guy who looks at the glass as half-empty. Mambo's the guy who... Probably peed in the glass.
d.
Russ Duritz
: Look at him. It's so embarrassing.
Amy
: You're not embarrassing. You're adorable... then. You're adorable then.
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Kid (2000)?
a.
Harker Fleet
: You know the difference between you and me? You'd never admit you're a thief. I mean, you want to be an honest man... you just can't get the hang of it. Me? I'm a thief, and I can't think of a more enjoyable way to make a living.
b.
Rusty Duritz
: So, I'm forty, I'm not married, I don't fly jets, and I don't have a dog? I grow up to be a loser.
c.
Mr. Edward Magorium
: I fell so completely in love with these shoes, I bought enough pairs to last my whole lifetime. This is my last pair.
d.
Thomas Ince
: Can I be frank with you?
W. R. Hearst
: You can be whoever you like. [
laughs at his own joke
]
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