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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Hitman (1991) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Hitman (1991) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Hitman (1991).
About the movie:
After surviving an attempt on his life by his former partner, officer Cliff Garrett (Norris) exacts revenge on those who wronged him by going undercover as a hit man...
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Hitman (1991)?
a.
Buck Zorba
: [
to Ben
] There's a witch in the house. Ring the bell; she'll answer. [
Ben rings the bell, Medea answers
]
Buck Zorba
: What'd you do that for? You should've let the Witch answer it.
Medea Zorba
: You need to stop calling her that or she'll cut your tongue out.
b.
[
after killing a bunch of thugs
]
Chris Garret
: Welcome to my world.
c.
[
repeated line after someone has said something degrading
]
Irv
: [
sarcastic
] That's very funny.
d.
Franz
: Not bad for a bunch of queens.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Hitman (1991)?
a.
Luckman
: You are a MONSTER!
Barris
: You're... a billy goat.
b.
Andre Lacombe
: You've developed a sense of humor since we last met. How about self-control?
Marco Luganni
: When necessary.
c.
Cal Naughton, Jr.
: I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.
d.
James
: What an absolutely beautiful day. Warm Sun, beautiful women...
Carl
: And the air... is just right... for drinking.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Hitman (1991)?
a.
George W. Duke
: It's like your Mark Twain once said - "Virtue has never been as respectable as money money."
Paulie
: Who's Twain?
Rocky Balboa
: He was a painter.
b.
Blanky
: [
off-screen from a distance
] Help me! I'm stuck!
Toaster
: I hear him.
Lampy
: I don't see him anywhere.
The Radio
: Maybe he's calling from Blanket Heaven. He's a white, fluffly little angel with a knob-nose.
Kirby
: He's just stuck in a tree, that's all! Look!
c.
Chris Garret
: Running from your fear is more painful than facing it.
d.
Adam
: Don't call my penis cute. Even if it's dressed up as a Care Bear and it's giving you a care stare.
Emma
: Don't dress up your penis. Ever!
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Hitman (1991)?
a.
Chris Garret
: Why did you agree to see me?
Andre Lacombe
: So that you could carry a personal message back to that garlic-breath pig. I have moved south. I will stay south. Luganni is too weak to kick me out. And should you, he, or these Iranians you mention ever come into Vancouver, I will personally write Andre Lacombe's name on all your snowy graves... with piss.
Chris Garret
: [
Lacombes assistant tries remove Garret, Garret floors him and pulls a shotgun that was not detected by Lacombes assistant
] It maybe your handwriting... but it will have to be his dick...
b.
Abby
: It's not brave if you're not scared.
c.
Johnny Smith
: The ice is going to break!
d.
[
Having learned his ex-wife will marry a dentist
]
Danny Costanzo
: Do they play the same music at home that they play in the office?
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Hitman (1991)?
a.
Stinger
: [
to Maverick after the last dogfight
] How's it feel to be on the front page of every newspaper in the English-speaking world, even though the other side denies the incident? Congratulations.
b.
Neil Patrick Harris
: [
on Unicorn
] If you want to know the secret of being, you'll come with us.
c.
Chris Garret
: [
police arriving outside, Garret has Del tied into a chair hanging out of the window
] Now if you feel the need to piss your pants Del? just squeeze them cheeks... real tight...
Detective Chambers
: [
approaching Garret who is near Del at the window
] Ok Garret, we'll take it from here...
Chris Garret
: It's just about time anyway...
Detective Chambers
: [
walking after Garret who has started walking away from the window where Del's chair is rigged with a bomb
] What's that mean?... Garret...
Detective Chambers
: [
Del explodes, Chambers is shocked
] Damn it Garret... we wanted him alive...
Chris Garret
: [
smiling
] Ain't life a bitch?
d.
Nancy Thompson
: It's now or never. I'm not gonna kid you, this is as dangerous as it gets. If you die in this dream it's for real. Nobody has to go in that doesn't want to.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Hitman (1991)?
a.
The Coachman
: And what might your name be?
Alexander
: Alexander.
The Coachman
: So you can talk?
Alexander
: Yes, sir. I wanna go home to my mama!
The Coachman
: Take him back! He can still talk!
Alexander
: Please, please, I don't wanna be a donkey! Let me outta here!
The Coachman
: [
cracks his whip
] Quiet! You boys have had your fun. Now pay for it!
b.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: I ruin everything I touch.
Lt. Lisa Morrel
: Hey, what's the matter with you?
Inspector Jacques Clouseau
: [
close to tears
] Arrested twice, I destroy a phone booth at a railroad station... I steal from a nun, I don't know my own face. A man comes up to me with, with my own face tied on, I don't recognize who it is. I don't... I don't deserve to have this autographed picture of Sean Connery! [
takes a picture from back pocket and tears it apart
]
c.
Del
: [
pointing a gun at Luganni
] Arriverderci, asshole!
d.
Stan Minton
: What the fuck just happened in there?
Mal
: You lost, Stanley.
Stan Minton
: I didn't lose. You're the lawyer. You lost.
Mal
: I'm truly sorry.
Stan Minton
: Damn it man, I'm rich! I wanted some of that O.J. Justice.
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Hitman (1991)?
a.
Scott
: Oh my God! Ninja... ja... ja... ja...
b.
Randy
: Evie, there's somebody downstairs. Evie! What if it's a murderer or something?
c.
Del
: I'm so goddamn horny I could fuck mud.
d.
Bolivian cantina owner
: El guisado esta delicioso. Para chuparse los dedos. Si quieren mas, es la especialidad de la casa si quieren mas, no tengan pena y diganmelo. Yo estoy aqui para servirles. Agraddezo la visita de tan distinguidos calballeros. Muchas gracias. Para servas.
Butch Cassidy
: [
cutting a steak
] The Specialty of the House and it's still movin'!
8.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Hitman (1991)?
a.
Marco Luganni
: Where was my guys?
Del
: Hey, fat fuck! [
pulls open a van door to reveal two dead men
]
b.
Harry
: Where's the booze?
Lloyd
: I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming.
Harry
: Oh, no, no.
Lloyd
: Come on, Harry.
Harry
: It gets worse. My parakeet, Petey.
Lloyd
: Yeah?
Harry
: He's dead.
Lloyd
: Oh, man, I'm sorry. What happened?
Harry
: His head fell off.
Lloyd
: His head fell off?
Harry
: Yeah. He was pretty old.
c.
Dr. Pomatter
: I want to talk to you, somewhere outside of here. Maybe we can have a coffee or something?
Jenna
: I can't have coffee, it's on the bad food list you gave to me. What kind of doctor are you?
d.
Engelberg
: You're not supposed to have open liquor in the car. It's against the law.
Coach Morris Buttermaker
: So is murder, Engleberg. Now put that back before you get me in real trouble.
9.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Hitman (1991)?
a.
Mr. McGuire
: I just want to say one word to you. Just one word.
Benjamin
: Yes, sir.
Mr. McGuire
: Are you listening?
Benjamin
: Yes, I am.
Mr. McGuire
: Plastics.
Benjamin
: Exactly how do you mean?
b.
Don Quixote
: Dost not see? A monstrous giant of infamous repute whom I intend to encounter.
Sancho Panza
: It's a windmill.
Don Quixote
: A giant. Canst thou not see the four great arms whirling at his back?
Sancho Panza
: A giant?
Don Quixote
: Exactly.
c.
Hassan
: You! Fuck! Motherfuck!
Chris Garret
: [
Hassan reaches for a pistol in the waistband of his pants, Garret blows him away with his shotgun. Hassan flys through the air and crashes through a window
] Drop dead.
d.
Vashtar's servant
: Who ever heard of a slave having a slave?
10.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Hitman (1991)?
a.
[
seeing Missy as they arrive back in Bill's yard
]
Billy the Kid
: Whoa, who's the senorita? She's cute.
Ted
: It's his mom, dude.
b.
Minister
: Are not the satisfactions of being a good man among our common men great enough to sustain us anymore?
c.
Toorop
: No shit, Karl! If you wanted me dead you would have blown up the building.
d.
Mobster
: [
Garret approaching them
] Who are you...?
Chris Garret
: [
to five Arab terrorists in a restaurant
] I've come to deliver a warning from Mr. Lacombe.
Mobster
: Just you?
Chris Garret
: [
cocky
] I don't see anyone else around. Do you? Mr Lacambe has sent me to tell you... camel jockeys... that if you fuck with him... he's gonna cut off your balls and stick 'em up your ass... [
tastes some of there food and spits it out, washes his fingers in the main terrorist's drink
]
Chris Garret
: You actually eat this shit...?
Mobster
: [
angry
] You're a dead man...
Chris Garret
: [
smirking
] I'm not afraid to die... are you?
Mobster
: [
angry
] No... Allah protects us...
Chris Garret
: [
smiling almost laughing
] Well, in that case... this shouldn't hurt... [
slams his head into the table
]
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