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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002)

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About the movie: A group of Catholic school friends, after being caught drawing an obscene comic book, plan a heist that will outdo their previous prank and make them local legends.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002)?
a.		Joey Anderson: It's Major Screw going at it with an evil warrior babe. Tim: Going at what? Joey Anderson: 69. Wade Scalisi: That looks more like 47.
b.		Charlie: Oh honey, only four inches? Timothy: You'll feel me.
c.		The Girl: Do you have a mistress? Bill: No. Too much time, too demanding - a lot of work keeping it a secret, you know. Rides, and motel rooms... The Girl: How do you like your meat? Don't tell me - medium. Bill: While all that energy could be better put to use by expanding profits, getting ahead... instead of laid and alone. You're always alone afterwards, you know? Try to put something of yourself into it. But afterwards, lying there, it all seems so... fucking impersonal. What could be new? People have been doing it for millions of years - Romans, Egyptians, Babylonians - what can be new? What makes it ME doing it? It could be anybody doing it with anybody else, so unless you put some little bit of PERVERSION of your own to make it special - but suppose you're not a pervert? The Girl: Oh, you could learn.
d.		Liz: Wow, there's the cynical bitch we know and love.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002)?
a.		Lisa Moore: Sorry, Mister Mogul, my script and my body are not for sale!
b.		Newsie: Hey it's the altar boys. Here to get altered?
c.		Dr. Ben Stirling: Jesus. What've they got in here, the lost ark?
d.		Tank: You are what we call a two bagger. That means I wear a bag on my head, just in case the one in you breaks.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002)?
a.		Rick: Of all the gin joints, in all the towns, in all the world, she walks into mine.
b.		Janessa: Oh, this sucks on so many levels!
c.		Naturalist: The head of the sexually aroused adult gobbler can change into a variety of shades of red, white and blue. Yeah, it's a very patriotic bird.
d.		Det. Frank Keller: It's called making people feel good about themselves so that they'll cooperate with you and help you to do your job. You should try it some time.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002)?
a.		Wreck-Gar: Offer expires while you wait, operators are standing by.
b.		Larry Cook: You can't have children, but you, Rose, your children will laugh when you die.
c.		Tim: I burned all the skin off my hands. I can barely curl my fingers now. Francis Doyle: There goes your sex life.
d.		Wilson Croft: What happened between us, Phil? Professor Philip 'Phil' Brainard: Well, I just got tired of you stealing my ideas, Wilson.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002)?
a.		Jack Baker: What's happened to you? Have you been kissing ass so long, you're starting to like it?
b.		[repeated line] Deborah Clasky: [while running] Left! Left!
c.		Helen: It's a cake! Cap made himself! Capt. Nazro: Really? Well then I guess I'll just eat the candles!
d.		Francis Doyle: Damnit Sullivan, I don't believe it, we just knocked out a cougar with a K-Mart blow gun!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002)?
a.		Sister Assumpta: But make no mistake, the culprits will be fingered. I will finger the culprits.
b.		Bernie Focker: Do you want me to be macho wacho? Greg Focker: Dad, have I ever said the words macho wacho to you?
c.		Tyler Durden: You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
d.		[after causing a disruption in the restaurant] Jimmy: Are you still high from the acid? Cooper: No... well, maybe a little. [Susan, the waitress walks up to the table and sets down a tray of food] Jimmy: We didn't order this. Susan Taylor: You guys have gotta eat something. Cooper: Why is that? Susan Taylor: [smiling] Is this the first time you two have turned on? [Cooper laughs nervously] Susan Taylor: Oh, come on fellas, your pupils are like saucers. Jimmy: What do you know, you're from Iowa. Susan Taylor: Ohio. And what, do you think California is the only place people drop acid? [Susan turns around and walks off] Cooper: [quietly] Was I that obvious?

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002)?
a.		Jack Slater: [John Practice has just betrayed Slater] Danny told me not to trust you. He said you killed Mozart. John Practice: Mo- who? Jack Slater: -zart. John Practice: [thinks for a bit, shrugs] You know, I kill a lot of people, I can't remember half of them.
b.		Mr. Furious: [talking about Carmine the Bowler] Seems there was a little controversy there regarding your father's death. The Bowler: Yes, the police said he fell down an elevator shaft. Onto some bullets. The Blue Raja: You know, I've alwas suspected a bit of foul play there. The Bowler: As have I.
c.		October Bantum: Whoever said size doesn' matter never played a third-person shooter. Can I have a 42-inch this time? You know I like the big ones... Hutch O'Neill: Once again, that is too much information- oh, shit! [Hutch runs to the bathroom] Phineus Bantum: [to October] ... You're a whore.
d.		Margie Flynn: I used to let Donny do... things to me. Francis Doyle: What kind of things? Margie Flynn: Everything. Francis Doyle: Wait, Donny who? [pause] Francis Doyle: Donnie, your brother?

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002)?
a.		Sugar: It's me, Sugar!
b.		Horace Hardwick: You mean to sit there and tell me that that girl slapped your face in front of all those people for nothing? Jerry Travers: Well, what would you have done? Sold tickets?
c.		William Parrish: When I introduce you, and I tell them who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner.
d.		Tim: Alright, seems like the perfect spot for deciding what you really want in life. Francis Doyle: My own comic book bigger than anything that Marvel or DC has. Tim: No, I'm talking about what you really want right now, like revenge on the one legged bitch in black and white! Francis Doyle: [yells] Margie Flynn! Tim: Shit. I knew it, Margie Flynn.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002)?
a.		Kevin: Marriage is a concept invented by people who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by dinosaurs. Marriage is obsolete. Alec: Dinosaurs are obsolete. Marriage is still around.
b.		[Lilian Kantrowitz is giving Selma Levitsky a tarot reading] Selma Levitsky: So? Lilian Kantrowitz: No. Selma Levitsky: "No"? That's what I pay you for? "No"? Lilian Kantrowitz: The cards don't lie. Selma Levitsky: Maybe they're subject to interpretation. [Lilian picks up a card showing a man lying dead with 10 swords sticking out of his back] Lilian Kantrowitz: Does this look like a "vacation" card?
c.		Francis Doyle: That's all? Newsie: Man, that's enough to melt an elephant. Tim: Excuse my friend. He thinks he wants to melt two elephants.
d.		Dr. Roger Bentley: Archaeologists are underpaid publicity agents for deceased royalty.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Dangerous Lives of Altar Boys (2002)?
a.		Sister Assumpta: Blake. A little advance don't you think? Tim: Not really Sister. It's written simply enough for a six year old. Sister Assumpta: So are the instructions for a handgun.
b.		Vanessa: Millicent, you look charming. I love your dress. Don't YOU, Thornton? It's such a LOVELY shade of GREEN. Thornton Melon: Yeah, if that dress had pockets, you'd look like a pool table. You should try my Tall & Fat stores. No offense.
c.		Gwendolyn: Mother promised to see me, just one little minute to-day.
d.		Marion: I love you Harry. You make me feel like a person. Harry Goldfarb: Marion, you are the most beautiful girl in the world. You are my dream.

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