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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Birdcage (1996) - Part (3) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Birdcage (1996) - Part (3) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Birdcage (1996) - Part (3)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996).

About the movie: A gay cabaret owner and his drag queen companion agree to put up a false straight front so that their son can introduce them to his fiancé's right-wing moralistic parents.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.		Senator Lurman: That's an out-and-out lie! Wanda Baker: You're the liar!
b.		Kitty March: How can a man be so dumb... I've been waiting to laugh in your face ever since I met you. You're old and ugly and I'm sick of you ^Ö sick, sick, sick!
c.		Fr. David Telemond: The doctors, they don't anything. They're like the auto-mechanics.
d.		Armand: Celsius, look, this may be a drag show, but it still has to be a good drag show, if possible a great drag show. Albert: Yeah, so just because you're twenty-two and hung doesn't mean that you can... Armand: Let me do this, Albert.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.		Jane Smith: You really expect me to roll over and play dead? John Smith: Well, you should be used to it after five years of marriage. Jane Smith: Six... and I'm not leaving.
b.		Cristal Connors: You wanna dance? Nomi Malone: Right now? Cristal Connors: It's now or never, that's what Elvis said.
c.		[Gene is offered a marijuana cigarette] Gene Krupa: Reefers huh? So that's what they look like.
d.		Albert: Oh Vallie, this is such a shock. I'm not saying anything, I promised your father, Mmm-mmm. But you're only twenty, and if you throw yourself away on some dormitory slut you'll be sorry for the rest of your life. There, enough said, no more, subject closed.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.		Armand: Yes, I wear foundation. Yes, I live with a man. Yes, I'm a middle- aged fag. But I know who I am, Val. It took me twenty years to get here, and I'm not gonna let some idiot senator destroy that. Fuck the senator, I don't give a damn what he thinks.
b.		Will Hayes: I kept the book... April: Yeah? Will Hayes: Because it was the only thing that I had left of you.
c.		Deputy Halik: Before you go home tonight, we'd like to show you a little film on traffic safety called, "Blood Flows Red on the Highway." Wink Barnes: All right!
d.		Marianne Graves: I need a bed. I need a bath. I need a massage. I need a manicure... I need my therapist.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.		Dr. Weitzman: There's about 65,000 seats up at that stadium. But I don't want you to get your hopes up, because they're all screwed down.
b.		Senator Kevin Keeley: Oh, I got to fire this woman. Uh, Miss Porter, page two, second paragraph, it's "porno", not "pronto".
c.		Mei Li: [singing] A hundred million miracles, a hundred million miracles are happening every day, / And those who say they don't agree are those who do not hear or see. / A hundred million miracles, a hundred million miracles are happening every day.
d.		Frank Allen: [giving speech] The relationship between time and you is always one of master and slave. List making - it is your anchor, your harbor in the storm of life. Start each morning with your wish for the day, and then move right on in into your daily goal list. Remember to keep them in behavorial terms and be specific. Why? Because a specific list is a happy list. And don't forget it's chaos out there. We conquer that by taking control, setting priorities. Life cannot be based on whim. Those who fail to control whim are destined to be controlled by it.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.		Albert: Maybe it is too much to introduce me as his mother on the first visit. Could you tell him I was a relative who dropped in? Val's uncle, Uncle Al! Armand: Oh, what's the point? You'd be Val's gay Uncle Al.
b.		Merlock: Now, give it to me. Dijon: Give? What give? Merlock: The map, give it to me. Dijon: De map, dat specific map right here right now? Merlock: [grabbing Dijon by the collar in fury] You didn't steal it? Dijon: Too many people, Merlock. Only one Dijon, but look what I did steal... several billfolds... dis handy pocket watch... floss... a date nut bar... and two tickets to the feta cheese festival. For you master. [Merlock drops him] Dijon: Maybe you do not want the floss?
c.		Harry Street: [narrating] I suppose it was the elusiveness of Liz which was her main attraction. She was something to hunt down and trap and capture. The Countess Elizabeth - Frigid Liz - the semi-iceerg from the semi-tropics!
d.		Mr. Edward Magorium: Hey, pants! Molly Mahoney: What about them? Mr. Edward Magorium: Nothing, just [dances] Mr. Edward Magorium: pants! Molly Mahoney: [dances] Me too!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.		Laura Sobel: [after someone trys to shoot Paul at a Japanese resturant] That resturant was really nice, up until the attempted "whacking."
b.		Armand: Agador, you're gonna have to get yourself a uniform and dress like a butler. Agador: No! I'm gonna look like a fag! Armand: Maybe, but you'll look like a fag in a uniform.
c.		Juliano: With all due respect miss, this is not your car, this is a cruise liner!
d.		Loco: Just for that, I'm gonna make it hurt, puta! [while attacking Sarah, who scratched him in the face]

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.		[looking distractedly in refrigerator] Nick Marshall: What am I doing? She's not in the refrigerator.
b.		Napoleon Dynamite: I caught you a delicious bass.
c.		Elderly patient: [the dialysis patient is being wheeled down the hall after being given the pill by McCoy] [joyfully] Elderly patient: The doctor gave me a pill, and I grew a new kidney! Intern #1: [in disbelief, walking ahead of the patient] Fully functional? Intern #2: [incredulous] Fully functional!
d.		Val: Who put Playboy in the bathroom? Goldman Girl: Leave it, it's what they read. Val: Don't add! Just subtract!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.		August 'Augie' Poole: You know, Miss Novick, uh, it's hard to think of you as a man of science. Estelle Novick: I run into that all the time. August 'Augie' Poole: I'll bet. Estelle Novick: Last year I was with a team of anthropologists, and we made a study of sexual patterns in New Guinea. August 'Augie' Poole: Yeah, I guess there's a lot of that going on there, too.
b.		Horace Pinker: Come on! Give it to me! Evil Mouth: You got it, baby. [Pinker is zapped with electricity]
c.		Louise Keeley: If necessary, we'll get the Pope's blessing, it's not hard!
d.		Joe Fox: The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup of coffee. Short, tall, light, dark, caf, decaf, low-fat, non-fat, etc. So people who don't know what the hell they're doing or who on earth they are can, for only $2.95, get not just a cup of coffee but an absolutely defining sense of self: Tall. Decaf. Cappuccino.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.		Senator Kevin Keeley: Louise, I'm the Vice President of the Coalition for Moral Order! My co-founder has just died in the bed of an underage black whore!
b.		C-3PO: [to Anakin] The maker has returned!
c.		Rasputin: Say your prayers, Anastasia! No one can save you! Dimitri: Wanna bet?
d.		William: [leaving the restaurant after challenging the loud guys] I'm sorry. Anna Scott: No, I love that you tried. Time was I'd have done the same thing. In fact... [turns back and walks up to the loud table] Anna Scott: Hi. Loud Man in Restaurant: Oh. My. God. Anna Scott: I just wanted to apologize for my friend - he's very sensitive. Loud Man in Restaurant: No, I mean... Anna Scott: No, leave it. I'm sure you didn't mean any harm, I'm sure it was just friendly banter, I'm sure you guys have dicks the size of peanuts. Enjoy your dinner, the tuna's really good.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Birdcage (1996)?
a.		Russell Ziskey: [Russell has just accosted John, who is trying to sneak off the base in the middle of the night... Russell has John on the ground] Where do you think you're going? Are you going AWOL? Are you going AWOL? John Winger: No, I'm deserting. Russell Ziskey: You idiot! You desert now, it's a federal offense! John Winger: I'll take my chances with the feds! Russell Ziskey: You're not going anywhere! [pulls him up and throws him up against a tank] Russell Ziskey: You listen to me! You're gonna finish basic training! You're gonna keep your mouth shut, and you're gonna do everything he tells you! You know why? John Winger: [innocently] Why? Russell Ziskey: Because you talked me into this, you idiot! It was your idea! John Winger: I didn't talk you into this. You NEEDED this. Russell Ziskey: [drags John back to the ground] I'm gonna kill you, damn you! Where's the great pay? Where's the travel? Where's the Winnebago, Goddamnit! [MPs Stella and Louise pull up in their jeep]
b.		Sergeant-Hauptmann Strachwitz: Your name? Archibald 'Archie' Ives, 'The Mole': Ives. [Strachwitz looks through his prisoner profiles] Sergeant-Hauptmann Strachwitz: Ives... Ives... Oh, yes. Archibald Ives. Scot. The photograph doesn't do justice. Archibald 'Archie' Ives, 'The Mole': I'd like to see one of you under similar circumstances.
c.		Janet: If only we were amongst friends... or sane persons!
d.		[on the phone] Senator Kevin Keeley: Hello, Ben. Ready for what? WHAT? Louise Keeley: What's the matter, Kevin? Senator Kevin Keeley: Jackson's dead. Louise Keeley: Oh my God! Senator Kevin Keeley: He died in bed? Whose bed? A prostitute? Louise Keeley: No! Senator Kevin Keeley: A minor? And black? Louise Keeley: What? Senator Kevin Keeley: I don't believe this! I don't FUCKING believe this!

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