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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)

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About the movie: Town Sheriff and regular patron, fights to keep a historical whorehouse open when a TV preacher targets it as the Devils playhouse.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)?
a.		Garbage Sweeper in Kensington Gardens: [Peter notices that he looks exactly like Smee] Hello. Having trouble with the missus? You will have by the time you get home.
b.		Winnie the Pooh: Happy "Winds-day", Piglet. Piglet: [being blown away] Well... it isn't... very happy... f-for me. Winnie the Pooh: Where are you going, Piglet? Piglet: That's what I'm asking myself, where? [the wind lifts him up] Piglet: W-Whoops! P-P-P-Pooh! Winnie the Pooh: [grabbing Piglet's scarf] And what do you think you will answer yourself?
c.		Louis: See, what happened was we put the money in the jacket and then the jacket on the... Mr. Smith: Wrong answer! Your friend told us the yarn about the kangaroo. Mate, I've hope for your sake you were stupid enough to hide that money in them saddle bags. Charlie: You gotta believe us! Mr. Smith: [Sticks a knife at Charlie's throat] No, you gotta believe me. If it ain't there, I'm gonna carve you up piece by piece.
d.		Miss Mona: You know what burns my ass? Ed Earl: What? Miss Mona: A flame about three feet high!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)?
a.		Ed Earl: They want me to close her down, run her out of town. How can I ask her to leave when all I want her to do is stay?
b.		Kangaroo: What do you think you're doing? Tommy: Oh, you guys with worlds are in trouble! Kangaroo: Have you forgotten what we've discussed? Horton: Oh no, I'm an elephant and elephants never forget, it's a curse really! I remember, I was on my head and you said hmm and I looked up and you said ,what are you doing?, and I said the thing about the speck, then you pulled my ears and you poked me in the forehead... Kangaroo: Horton! Horton: Well you did.
c.		Sheriff Ike Slayton: Now I'm just gonna ask you one more time. Where did he take the hostages? Smitty: Why don't you eat shit and die? Sheriff Ike Slayton: That was rude, Smitty! Don't you think, Billy? Billy: Extremely rude!
d.		Defense Secretary: Don't let those double-breasted suits up there fool you. Those boys are tough.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)?
a.		Cyril Proudbottom: Now the Guv'nor is not a bit stingy, he never does anything small. The weasels gave him the red motorcar, and he gave the weasels Toad Hall. [McBadger clasps his chest and faints]
b.		Charlie Chan: Strange that crime of passion should be committed with gloved hand.
c.		Tigger: Come on, Rabbit. Let's you and me bounce, huh? Rabbit: Good heavens! M-m-me bounce? Tigger: [joyfully] Why, certainly! Look, you've got the feet for it. Rabbit: I have? Tigger: Sure. [dances hurriedly with Rabbit] Tigger: Come on, try it. It makes ya feel just grrreat!
d.		Miss Mona: You know, it's always a business doing pleasure with you, Charlie!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)?
a.		Mr. Willerstein: All right, Lewis, knock em' dead. That was a figure of speech. Please don't kill anyone.
b.		[On wearing a Speedo] Ed Earl: Be like putting two bowling balls in a marble bag!
c.		Rachel Cooper: Where's your Mrs? Rev. Harry Powell: Uh, she run off with a drummer... durin' prayer meetin'.
d.		[while shooting Lorna with cop-killer bullets] Jack Travis: Come on in, bitch! Door's open!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)?
a.		Mike Engelberg: Hey Kelly can we make another stop? Kelly Leak: Engelberg can't you just... Mike Engelberg: Look it happens I can't control things like this...
b.		The Governor: [singing] Ooh, I love to dance the little sidestep / Now they see me, now they don't / I've come and gone / And ooh, I love to sweep around a wide step / Cut a little swath / And lead the people on!
c.		Felix Gillie: Mr. Tremble... Waldo Trumbull: Trumbull. Felix Gillie: I SAID "Tremble".
d.		Mac Carter: [after Tyler gets in a fight at a party] You feel like because you're a white boy you gotta overcompensate or something? Tyler Gage: Wow, like wow, you got me figured out, Montel Mac Carter: Yeah, well you're the one going Jerry Springer all the time Skinny Carter: Hey, if you're Montel and you're Jerry, then I'm like... Mac Carter: Jenny Jones Tyler Gage: No, like Ellen Mac Carter: Except Ellen gets more chicks than he does!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)?
a.		[On the Chicken Ranch Scandal] C.J.: All we wanted to do was keep it quiet! Now thanks to Ed Earl, it's the hottest thing on the air since "The Gong Show"!
b.		Quinn Harris: You know how a woman gets a man excited? She shows up. That's it. We're guys, we're easy. Of course for that you can't charge seven bucks an issue, now can you?
c.		Fred: I'm not going to tell you first what I do as undercover officer engaged in tracking down dealers and the source of their illegal drugs in the streets of our cities and the corridors of our schools here in Orange County. I'm going to tell you what I'm afraid of.
d.		Andie: I mean, he used to be kinda cute but now he's just twitchy.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)?
a.		[On the Chicken Ranch] Deputy Fred: If you grew up anywhere in Texas, you knew at an early age they was selling somethin' out there - and it wasn't poultry!
b.		Jack Baer, FBI: [to the talking Hungarian] Shut up, I'm on the phone!
c.		Walt Wagner: Maybe you should go back to your shrink... Discuss it. Hobie: He just recommended Prozac. I think he has stock in the company, honestly.
d.		Warden Barrot: [to Papillon upon his release from solitary confinement after five years following his second escape attempt] Your five years in solitary confinement are at an end. You've paid part of your debt to France.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)?
a.		[On space aliens] Ed Earl: I saw a picture once, of them fellers from, you know, that's supposed to be from up there? Fly around? Tiny little fellers. Bald-headed, little feet, little hands - got no peckers. Miss Mona: Got no peckers? [Ed shakes his head no] Miss Mona: Well, I ain't interested. I don't think my girls would be either!
b.		Wolfman: [watching a video of planes being shot down] This gives me a hard on. Hollywood: Don't tease me.
c.		Annie: [Hallie is getting ready to cut Annie's hair] Don't shut YOUR eyes! Hallie: Okay, sorry. Got a little nervous! Annie: YOU'RE nervous? An 11 year-old is cutting my hair! Hallie: Hey, you sounded just like me! Annie: Well, I'm supposed to, aren't I?
d.		Ralphie as Adult: [narrating] Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our revelries, when our joy is at it's zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters decend upon us.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)?
a.		Tom Lee: Ever since then, I've been a sucker for girls in polo coats. Laura Reynolds: I think I have one... Tom Lee: Yes, I know.
b.		Doris: [to Felix through the door] Say that you are just a little fruit all alone out in the hall.
c.		[first lines] Deputy Fred: It was the nicest little whorehouse you ever saw!
d.		Dr. Armbruster: The HIV virus can only be transmitted through the exchange of bodily fluids, namely blood, semen, and vaginal secretions.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (1982)?
a.		Melvin P. Thorpe: The power of television, of public exposure - it scares me. I swear, I could get the mayor's own children to throw rocks at him!
b.		Harry Haber: Alec, shut these windows. Alec Mackenzie: Alright Mr. Haber, just as soon as I shut these windows!
c.		Epilogue: Thus, as the ways of law came to the last frontier, the last of the men of violence found his peace.
d.		Marty Lakewood: One gets work readily when the penalty for failure was a clubbing. You learn not to take 'no' for an answer.

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