Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990) - Part (2) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990).

About the movie: Ford "Mr. Rock n' Roll Detective" Fairlane is experiencing problems, and it's not with the opposite sex...

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)?
a.		[John knocks down a door and shoots a guy] Lee: You're late! John: Traffic.
b.		Vergil Dunn: This place... is tighter than a nun's asshole.
c.		Dr. Bill Capa: If I had known it was your birthday, I'd have come by tomorrow. Hector Martinez: Me too.
d.		Ford Fairlane: Hey, look. Write down my number: 555-6321 Got it? Twin Club Girl: Yeah. Wait a minute. 555 is not a real number. They only use that in the movies. Ford Fairlane: No shit, honey. What do you think this is? Real life?

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)?
a.		Margo Hunt: It was a one-night stand. I was half-drunk and left right after we had sex. We didn't say eight words to each other, and all yours were composed of one syllable. Jim: Hah! Just like you to count the words, Dr. Hunt.
b.		Ford Fairlane: What are your names, Neil and Bob, or is that like what you do?
c.		Jingles, Con: [upon seeing Rainwood armed with the shank] I'm gonna take that piece and fuck you with it!
d.		Becky: It's a praying mantis. Do you know how they mate? The male will sneak up on the female and she'll bite off his head and the rest of his body will keep on mating and when they're done... She'll eat him. She'll eat the rest of him.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)?
a.		Saul: [as he is just about to punch Carol in the face] You're in the jungle now, Baby!
b.		Paul: The wonderful thing about falling in love is you learn everything about that person and so quickly.And if it's true love, then you start to see yourself through their eyes. And it brings out the best in you. It's almost as if you're falling in love with yourself.
c.		Ford Fairlane: Clint Eastwood... I fucked 'im.
d.		Cooper: Any questions? Joe: Just the one, Coop. Exactly what is it we're fighting against? Cooper: Megan, do you wanna run it past the boys? Megan: Lycanthrope. Joe: You what? Cooper: That's werewolves to you and me. Joe: You're taking the piss. Spoon: What? It makes perfect sense to me.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)?
a.		Donna: Ok. You caught me. I mean, men are not the only ones who like to whack off like zoo monkeys. Why isn't it okay for girls to just like fucking? If you could have sex, once a week, no attachments, no expectations, just straight up fucking, would you?
b.		Lt. Amos: You think you are so hot 'cos you get in all the clubs, heh? Just because you have sex with great looking women... Ford Fairlane: You got to admit those are pretty good reasons...
c.		[repeated line] Johnny Cash: Hello, I'm Johnny Cash.
d.		C.D. Bales: [shouting through the front door] Ten more seconds and I'm leaving! Roxanne Kowalski: [opening the door] What did you say? C.D. Bales: I said, ten more seconds and I'm leaving! Wait a second! What did you think I said? Roxanne Kowalski: I thought you said, "Earn more sessions by sleeving." C.D. Bales: Well, what the hell does that mean? Roxanne Kowalski: I don't know. That's why I came out

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)?
a.		Roman: [to Enrique and Roberto] How much he pay ya'll anyway? Every time I see ya'll, man, ya'll got the silk shirts on, jewelry, you know, lookin' real Miami. You know? I caught you walkin' up in the club, you got the hamburger meat all hangin' out, you know?
b.		Buddy 'Aces' Israel: No, I tell you something. You know what? Listen to me. Listen. The deal is off in five minutes unless they give us something. Morris Mecklen: I don't know what to say to you. It is what it is. Buddy 'Aces' Israel: Bullshit! It isn't! I am not... I don't know how to say it any fucking louder. I am not giving up my boys. All right. End of fucking song. Morris Mecklen: And they are bricking us on that particular issue, pally. I've been cohabitating with these people for the last thirty hours. These are the premier prick cocksuckers of all time. I feel beaten by them; I feel bloodied. You're just gonna have to play ball. Buddy 'Aces' Israel: No. I don't have to do shit, which includes cooperating with these fuckers, until I get what I want! Listen to men. If we have to give them someone, give them Hugo, all right? I can take that, because he needs that regimented prison shit that they'll give him. Buddy 'Aces' Israel: It's bigger than that. They want everybody. Ivy, Beanie, Hugo, the works. Buddy 'Aces' Israel: This is not a fucking swap meet, all right Morrie? I'm not giving up my boys and you fucking know that. I gave you Sparazza. I'm gonna give them Sparazza and the west-coast syndicate gift-wrapped. Get it fucking done! Morris Mecklen: Listen to me, kid. Let's not antagonize this any more, okay? If we push this, they are gonna revoke your protective status and that nullifies any agreement we got. And that is mate. Checkmate, kiddo. [Israel drops his cell phone in despair and rests his head on the piano keys behind him]
c.		Goebbels: There is no resistance movement, Colonel! Colonel Franz Ritter: That's reassuring, coming from the Minister of Propoganda.
d.		Johnny Crunch: If there are any teenage virgins listening, show up at KDRT right now with a jar of petroleum jelly, and ask to speak to Johnny Crunch.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)?
a.		Jake Taylor: I'm hung over, my knees are killin' me and if you're going to pull this shit at least you could've said you were from the Yankees.
b.		Ford Fairlane: So many assholes... So few bullets...
c.		Frank: Who is that? Nietzsche? So you stopped talking because of Friedrich Nietzsche? Far out.
d.		William Reeds: There are no accidents. There are only things we do and what those things do to other people.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)?
a.		Casanova: We are not sinners because we sin. We sin because we're sinners.
b.		Ford Fairlane: [to women running from his bed] Do my dishes.
c.		Mr. Brown: Milk? Great Aunt Adelaide: Definitely not! Most unhealthy! Mr. Brown: Sugar? Great Aunt Adelaide: Six, if you please. Mr. Brown: Six...
d.		Mary: My Son... when, where, how... will You choose to be delivered of this?

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)?
a.		Anne Leeds: Oh, you must hate doing this so conventionally. What a pity you can't hit me like you did that man in the alley. Tony Armotti: Don't kid yourself, honey. If I caught you dipping your fingers in the till, I'd clip you, too. But him I didn't fire because he's good at his job, which you're not. Is that nice and clear? Anne Leeds: Perfectly. If you're a thief or a liar, you belong at the Tonic. Otherwise, you don't. Tony Armotti: Yeah, you tell 'em, sister. Get a soapbox and tell 'em.
b.		James: It was true, I was changing Ireland, like Michael Collins and Eamon de Valera... or that guy from Thin Lizzy.
c.		Dolores: I would have been here right after you called, but I had to shake the weasels.
d.		Ford Fairlane: I could crack my knuckles with more rhythm.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)?
a.		C.D. Bales: I've got a two o'clock, and a five o'clock, and the women are just lined up around the block, mostly because of the old saying. Dixie: What old saying? C.D. Bales: You know, about the size of a man's nose relating to the size of his... Dixie: Of his what? C.D. Bales: Oh, you know. Dixie: Come on. C.D. Bales: Hey, Sophie? Sophie: [turns around at the next table] Yeah? C.D. Bales: You know that old saying about a man's nose? Sophie: Oh, you mean how a man's nose relates to the size of his... [she stops as all the old ladies at the table gasp; they burst into excited chatter] Sophie: Oh, my God... C.D. Bales: I love doing that to them.
b.		Ford Fairlane: You're 10 seconds away from the most embarrassing moment in your life.
c.		Margaret Barnell: Tastes like a rectal polyp. Jimbo: How would she know?
d.		Oli: I'm so happy I shaved my balls.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: The Adventures of Ford Fairlane (1990)?
a.		Juliano: With all due respect miss, this is not your car, this is a cruise liner!
b.		[first lines] Narrator: In the New York Herald, November 26, year 1911, there is an account of the hanging of three men. They died for the murder of Sir Edmund William Godfrey; Husband, Father, Pharmacist and all around gentle-man resident of: Greenberry Hill, London. He was murdered by three vagrants whose motive was simple robbery. They were identified as: Joseph Green, Stanley Berry, and Daniel Hill. Green, Berry, Hill. And I Would Like To Think This was Only A Matter Of Chance. As reported in the Reno Gazette, June of 1983 there is the story of a fire, the water that it took to contain the fire, and a scuba diver named Delmer Darion. Employee of the Peppermill Hotel and Casino, Reno, Nevada. Engaged as a blackjack dealer. Well liked and well regarded as a physical, recreational and sporting sort, Delmer's true passion was for the lake. As reported by the coroner, Delmer died of a heart attack somewhere between the lake and the tree. A most curious side note is the suicide the next day of Craig Hansen. Volunteer firefighter, estranged father of four and a poor tendency to drink. Mr. Hansen was the pilot of the plane that quite accidentally lifted Delmer Darion out of the water. Added to this, Mr. Hansen's tortured life met before with Delmer Darion just two nights previous. The weight of the guilt and the measure of coincidence so large, Craig Hansen took his life. And I Am Trying To Think This Was All Only A Matter Of Chance. The tale told at a 1961 awards dinner for the American Association Of Forensic Science by Dr. Donald Harper, president of the association, began with a simple suicide attempt. Seventeen-year-old Sydney Barringer. In the city of Los Angeles on March 23, 1958. The coroner ruled that the unsuccessful suicide had suddenly become a successful homicide. To explain: The suicide was confirmed by a note, left in the breast pocket of Sydney Barringer. At the same time young Sydney stood on the ledge of this nine-story building, an argument swelled three stories below. The neighbors heard, as they usually did, the arguing of the tenants and it was not uncommon for them to threaten each other with a shotgun, or one of the many handguns kept in the house. And when the shotgun accidentaly went off, Sydney just happend to pass. Added to this, the two tenants turned out to be: Faye and Arthur Barringer. Sydney's mother and Sydney's father. When confronted with the charge, which took some figuring out for the officers on the scene of the crime, Faye Barringer swore that she did not know that the gun was loaded. A young boy who lived in the building, sometimes a visitor and friend to Sydney Barringer, said that he had seen, six days prior, the loading of the shotgun. It seems that the arguing and the fighting and all of the violence was far too much for Sydney Barringer, and knowing his mother and father's tendency to fight, he decided to do something. Sydney Barringer jumps from the ninth floor rooftop. His parents argue three stories below. Her accidental shotgun blast hits Sydney in the stomach as he passes the arguing sixth-floor window. He is killed instantly but continues to fall, only to find, three stories below, a safety net installed three days prior for a set of window washers that would have broken his fall and saved his life if not for the hole in his stomach. So Faye Barringer was charged with the murder of her son, and Sydney Barringer noted as an accomplice in his own death. And it is in the humble opinion of this narrator that this is not just "Something That Happened." This cannot be "One of Those Things... " This, please, cannot be that. And for what I would like to say, I can't. This Was Not Just A Matter Of Chance. Ohhhh. These strange things happen all the time.
c.		Colleen Sutton: Nothing disgusts me. At the age of eleven I walked in on my father and the Shetland pony. Does that excite you? Ford Fairlane: I don't know, I never met your father.
d.		Jerry Maguire: Don't worry, I'm not gonna do what you all think I'm gonna do, which is, you know, FLIP OUT!

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