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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Second Best (2004) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Second Best (2004) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Second Best (2004).
About the movie:
Jealousy overwhelms a group of friends, particularly struggling writer Elliot, as they prepare for the homecoming of their old friend, a wildly successful L.A. producer.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Second Best (2004)?
a.
Fred Randall
: I feel like a paleontologist that's been hunting dinosaurs his whole life and finally got to meet one!
b.
Green Bay Football Coach
: Which would you put first, coach? Family or football?
Green Bay Football Coach
: Are you kidding? Football's my life.
c.
Elliot
: [
to gay son Danny
] So, ummm: Pussy! What d'ya say?
Danny
: Uhhh...
Elliot
: Danny, pussy's not so bad. Just like an asshole, it's smooth, it's silky, AND... it doesn't chafe.
Danny
: You seem to know a lot about assholes, Pop.
Elliot
: Been one all my life.
d.
Telephone Operator
: There is no 311 area code.
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Second Best (2004)?
a.
President Dedmon
: [
after receiving the game ball from coach Lengyel
] I'm not a player.
Jack Lengyel
: We are Marshall. We'll take anybody.
b.
Richard Vernon
: ...Your mother was a...?
Mitch
: Ho.
Richard Vernon
: He was a famous clown.
Mitch
: Bobo.
Ox
: Mitch cut it out [
mouthing the word
]
Ox
: stop
c.
[
from trailer
]
Beaver Cleaver
: Oh no mom. Oh no mom. Oh no-no-no-no-no mom.
d.
Elliot
: [
reading from his printed leaflet
] That was right about the time my beautiful wife Paula was leaving me for the architect who designed the house we could no longer afford. A handsome, athletic man with a six-figure income and a pleasant, respectful manner. [
pause
]
Elliot
: I know I'll never get over loving her for the rest of my life.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Second Best (2004)?
a.
John Dillinger
: My friends call me John but a son of a bitch screw like you better refer to me as Mr. John Dillinger.
b.
[
while chasing Padme's assassin, Obi-Wan and Anakin track her to a nightclub
]
Obi-Wan Kenobi
: Why do I get the feeling you're going to be the death of me?
Anakin Skywalker
: Don't say that Master... You're the closest thing I have to a father... I love you. I don't want to cause you pain.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
: Then why don't you listen to me?
Anakin Skywalker
: I try, Master.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
: Can you see him?
Anakin Skywalker
: I think he's a she... and I think she's a Changeling.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
: In that case be extra careful. Go and find her. [
He heads towards the bar
]
Anakin Skywalker
: Where are you going, Master?
Obi-Wan Kenobi
: For a drink. [
while Anakin searches the nightclub for the assassin, Obi-Wan sits down at the counter, and the dealer to his right turns to him
]
Elan Sleazebaggano
: You wanna buy some death-sticks? [
Obi-Wan executes the Jedi Mind Trick
]
Obi-Wan Kenobi
: You don't want to sell me death sticks.
Elan Sleazebaggano
: Ah, I don't want to sell you death sticks.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Elan Sleazebaggano
: I want to go home and rethink my life. [
Elan leaves. The assassin closes in on Obi-Wan, but just before she can shoot him, he turns around and uses his lightsaber to cut off her arm. Anakin is suddenly at Obi-Wan's side
]
Anakin Skywalker
: Easy... official business. Go back to your drinks.
c.
Elliot
: [
reading from his printed leaflet
] So here I am, gang - kicked out of a job and a house, scrounging from my mom, my ex-wife, my son, and guess what: my oldest friend Richard is coming to town, and I beg him to stay with me. Richard has kept his hair, his looks, his money; and pretty much runs Hollywood. You'd think he wouldn't have the time of day for his old buddies back East. You know, he's never once turned his back on me. Not once. Always kind, totally open, lends me money, and never asks for it back. And how do I reciprocate that kind of generosity and friendship? Well to this day I'v hidden a little secret from Richard. In college, when I was dating Allison, before he stole her from me, I fucked the lovely Allison, up the ass, when we had gotten drunk on a pitcher full of frozen strawberry daiquiris, and she came with the most intense shudder I have ever felt. Richard, Richard has kissed my wife, french-kissed her way back when, but he didn't butt-fuck her, like I did his. And I'm so ashamed that I've never told him this before. So there you have it. Elliot Kellman, biggest loser of them all.
Richard
: Y'know Elliot, how I said that, uh, nothing much ever happened between me and Paula? Well she must've sucked me off a dozen times in the pantry while Allison was playing Legos with the kids in the den. And you, you were outside by the barbecue, making your crummy, lousy, tasteless, overcooked ersatz-mesquite chicken.
d.
Col. Martin Hessler
: Release the boy... Shoot the father!
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Second Best (2004)?
a.
T.J.
: You rat me out, I'm gonna carve you like a turkey and beat your kids with what's left of you.
Tom Stansfield
: I don't have any kids.
T.J.
: I can wait.
b.
Steve Andrews
: Alright, we tried to do it the right way, now we're going to wake this town up ourselves.
Tony Gressette
: Yeah, but how?
Al
: Yeah, how?
Steve Andrews
: Any way we can think of.
c.
Elliot
: You know, I still can't picture you two having sex.
Paula
: Oh, wait a minute! You can't picture me *making love* with my successful, clean-shaven husband, who wears Paul Stuart suits, but you can see me jumping into bed with a guy that I have to lend money to, pay alimony to, who hasn't washed that tee-shirt since, like, Christmas?
Elliot
: Chanukah.
George
: See you, Elliot.
Paula
: See you, George. [
George leaves
]
Elliot
: Bet he never gave you eight orgasms.
Paula
: Oh Elliot, when are you going to realize sex is only part of a well-integrated life? Besides, half of those were faked.
Elliot
: Four is not so bad!
d.
Buzz
: This is an intergalactic emergency. I need to commandeer your vessel to Sector 12. Who's in charge here?
All Aliens
: [
pointing up
] The clawwwwwwwww!
Alien #1
: The claw is our master.
Alien #2
: The claw chooses who will go and who will stay.
Woody
: This is ludicrous.
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Second Best (2004)?
a.
Geko
: Let's smoke this fucker.
b.
Elliot
: [
reading from his printed leaflet
] Okay: The Losingest Loser Bares All. I have an unusually small penis. And while it's okay walking around my bedroom, it's hell in a locker room.
c.
Hud
: [
watches from the helicopter as the monster is being bombed
] I think they got him. Yeah, yeah, yeah! That's the shit right there! That's what I'm talking about... [
the monster jumps out of the fire and smoke and attacks the helicopter and it crashes
]
d.
Papa
: We inhabit a world of intersecting secrecies, living and dying at the places where these secrecies meet. This is what we accept. Hmmm?
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