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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Porky's (1982) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Porky's (1982) - Part (2) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Porky's (1982) - Part (2)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Porky's (1982).

About the movie: Set in 1954, a group of Florida high schoolers seek out to lose their virginity which leads them to seek revenge on a sleazy nightclub owner and his redneck sheriff brother for harassing them.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Porky's (1982)?
a.		Balbricker: [Balbricker has a strong grip on Tommy Turner's penis through the shower room wall] Balbricker: I've got you NOW, TOMMY TURNER! And I'm taking you to the principal! Somebody get me the principal! Mr. Carter! Somebody get me the principal! Balbricker: [Tommy is struggling to get free] You disgusting, little, filthy, pervert! [Tommy finally gets free and gets out of there] Balbricker: [through the wall] You freak! You filthy little pervert. I know you're in there. You dirty little dickhead!
b.		[Dagwood is on stage when a dove flies out of his rented costume] Alexander: Where did that come from? Alvin: I don't know. But, someone was sure to give him the bird.
c.		George: [George takes off his shoes and socks, before wadding into the water] Hey, you know I have athlete's foot? [puts his foot in Millie's face] Millie: [pushes George's foot away, and runs off] You are so disgusting!
d.		Grace Santiago: [to Charlie] Should we break this up? They're tuggin' at his collar for dear life over there.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Porky's (1982)?
a.		HAL 9000: I'm completely operational, and all my circuits are functioning perfectly.
b.		Garrett Lawton: You've been married six times? No wonder you're in pain!
c.		Lawrence Wetherhold: You're a giant toddler!
d.		Brian Schwartz: When you're Jewish you either learn to fight, or you take a lotta shit. I don't like to take shit

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Porky's (1982)?
a.		Charlie: It was a long time before I realized that love turned upside down is love for all that.
b.		William Tucker: I don't have a lot of money, but I've got this land, and I swear I'll never break your heart.
c.		Clint Eastwood: [the image of Clint Eastwood appears in the mirror] I'm gonna kill you... your momma... and all her bridge-playing friends. [face Changes again, this time to Rodney Dangerfield] Rodney Dangerfield: You think YOU got it tough? I got a facelift! And there's one that looks just like it underneath!
d.		Pee Wee Morris: Yeah, that's just how I like 'em! Mickey: You like 'em as long as they ain't dead. Pee Wee Morris: I don't care if they're dead as long as they ain't too cold.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Porky's (1982)?
a.		Ernest Tucker: Yeah, I can't blame you for keepin' quiet. Hard to get a word in edgewise with those three. Dusty Wyatt Chandler: Yes, sir. Ernest Tucker: People talk too damn much for my taste. Yappin' about this or that, when he ought to be eatin', workin', or sleepin'. We know Harley was out late last night. We know she was a little slow on her ride, I mean, that's no front page news! So why talk about it? Dusty Wyatt Chandler: I guess I see what you're saying. Ernest Tucker: You GUESS? NEVER guess. I mean, you gotta KNOW what you're doing! Otherwise, you leave yourself wide open to suggestion. And that, to my mind is the problem with this whole damn country. [pounds on table] Ernest Tucker: Everybody's open to suggestion! Hmph! [gets up and puts his hat on] Ernest Tucker: Well, you comin', or you just gonna sit there?
b.		Sheriff Wallace: What's goin' on here, Pork? Porky: I was jus' givin' the place an enema and this pile uh shit floated to the surface.
c.		Becca Crane: [from trailer] Jacob, run! [Jacob jumps above Becca and lands in his chihuahua form] Becca Crane: [disbelievingly] A chihuahua?
d.		Bill: Now... When it comes to you, and us, I have a few unanswered questions. So, before this tale of bloody revenge reaches its climax, I'm going to ask you some questions, and I want you to tell me the truth. However, therein lies a dilemma. Because, when it comes to the subject of me, I believe you are truly and utterly incapable of telling the truth, especially to me, and least of all, to yourself. And, when it comes to the subject of me, I am truly and utterly incapable of believing anything you say. The Bride: How do you suppose we solve this dilemma? Bill: Well, it just so happens I have a solution. [he shoots The Bride with a dart filled with Truth Serum] Bill: Gotcha! The Bride: Goddamn! What the fuck did you just shoot me with? Bill: My greatest invention. Or at least, my favorite one. [she reaches for the dart] Bill: Don't touch it, or I'll stick another one right in your cheek.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Porky's (1982)?
a.		Billy: [trying to warn Pee Wee about Cherry Forever] She's married to some big black stud and he's gonna cut your pecker off. Tommy Turner: Yeah, I hear he's packing tweezers.
b.		Kate: We were instant best friends. Two people who understood each other without having to say a word.
c.		Hermione Granger: Do you honestly expect you can just walk up to him and ask for his deepest, darkest secret?
d.		Paula Mann: Is there anything I can do for you tonight before I go out? Sharon Winters: Why no, Paula. In fact, I'm going out tonight myself. Paula Mann: You mean you have a date? Sharon Winters: Oh, nothing special. Dick Owens, one of the fellows at the office, asked me out for dinner and a movie. Paula Mann: Sharon, baby, do you think you should go out with a man? I mean... so soon after your ordeal and all? Sharon Winters: So, I was raped. It happended six week ago. What do you expect me to do? Observe a year of mouring? Paula Mann: Baby, please I didn't mean to bug you or make you mad. Sharon Winters: Don't sweat it, Paula. Anyhow, I don't have to worry about this square Dick. I'm sure he's not the raping time. It'll probaly be a very dull evening.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Porky's (1982)?
a.		Clouseau: Peak A Boo!
b.		Billy: Cherry, this is Pee Wee. Cherry Forever: I'll say. What do you use for a jockstrap, kid? A peanut shell and a rubber band? [laughter from the other guys] Cherry Forever: [to Billy] You know we'd better tie a board across his ass, or he's liable to fall in. [more laughter in background] Cherry Forever: [to Pee Wee] Save your energy, needle dick. You're gonna need it. Pee Wee Morris: [giggling] OK.
c.		Lucy, The Maid: Go ahead, evil woman. But if you call the police and tell them that lie, this will be the end of you. The Lord don't like ugly, and He will punish you sure.
d.		[checking on the sick guy in the bathroom after finding a trail of blood on the floor] Beaver: [knocking on door] Hey Rick, you alright in there, buddy? Rick McCarthy: Yeah, I just need to make a little room!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Porky's (1982)?
a.		Mickey: Uh, barkeep, I'd like to speak with Porky. Bartender: Porky's busy. Mickey: Yeah, well he ain't too busy for what I want. I want to pay for some pussy. Bartender: Pay me. Mickey: [Firmly] I want to talk to Porky. Bartender: [Shrugs] Okay, if that's what you want. [Walks off laughing softly] Mickey: [to the gang] See? You just got to show them who's boss.
b.		Kitty Packard: Politics? Ha! You couldn't get into politics. You couldn't get in anywhere. You couldn't even get in the mens' room at the Astor!
c.		[after seeing Taylor shave off his beard] Lucius: Why did you do that? Scrape off your hair? George Taylor: In my world, when I left it, only kids your age wore beards.
d.		John Van Horne: [finishing his drink] Dorothy, I want you. Dorothy Michaels: I beg your pardon?

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Porky's (1982)?
a.		Dr. Robert Young: He was institutionalized shortly after graduating from here. He committed a heinous crime against his parents with an upright vacuum cleaner.
b.		Tommy Turner: [to the rest of the guys at Cherry Forever's house] Okay, Cherry's ready. Everyone get their clothes off. Tim: Wait. What's this bullshit? Billy: She's got to make sure everybody clean. No VD. Steve: How's she going to tell that by looking at us? Tommy Turner: She's done this so many times, she's practically a doctor. Tim: Yeah, and who's going to inspect her? [murmurs of agreement from the rest of the guys] Billy: Look, you guys want to get laid or have a debate? Pee Wee Morris: Okay, I'm ready! [they turn to see Pee-Wee wasted no time stripping down, then laughter of all kinds go through the crowd, which Pee-Wee ignores] Pee Wee Morris: I'm gonna get laid. Yes, Virginia. There is a Santa Claus.
c.		[last lines] Leonardo: We were awesome! Michaelangelo: Bodacious! Raphael: Bitchin'! Donatello: Uh... Michaelangelo: Gnarly! Leonardo: Radical! Raphael: Totally tubular, dude! Michaelangelo: Wicked! Leonardo: Hellacious! Donatello: Uh, mega... Splinter: [clears his throat, they all shut up] I have always liked... Cowabunga. Leonardo, Michaelangelo, Raphael, Donatello: [puase] COWABUNGA! Splinter: [laughs] I made a funny!
d.		Dawn Divine: [into a phone] Now? Joe Collins: [into the phone] No. The bank is crowded. [Joe sees the Candy Man standing at the register near the vault] Joe Collins: It's overcrowded. Dawn Divine: Fireworks started yet? [Joe sees the Candy Man walk past him and into the vault to his safety deposit box] Joe Collins: Uh... that'll be any minute.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Porky's (1982)?
a.		[first lines] Muggs: Okay boys, we've seen enough. Come on. Danny Connors: Why? Where 're we goin'? Muggs: We're gonna clean up on some Japs.
b.		Wendy: Is Mike Hunt here? Has anyone seen Mike Hunt? Meat: Everybody in town, from what I hear.
c.		Lou Carbone: If your mother was alive... she would turn over in her grave!
d.		Sidhu: Dado Hojo! I'm going Chandni Chowk to China!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Porky's (1982)?
a.		Tom Destry: Folks, I hate to interrupt your fun, but I got something important to say to you. I just found out how Sheriff Bailey died. Phil Decker: I understood Bailey died of a heart attack. Tom Destry: That seems to be the rumor around town. If he did die of a heart attack, that's because he heard a bullet coming at him.
b.		Jim Reardon: How well did you know the Swede? Charleston: Me? Mister, I guess me and the Swede were about as close as two guys can get. For nearly two years we weren't more than eight and a half feet apart. That's how big the cell was.
c.		Coach Brakett: She's a virgin. Coach Goodenough: Yeah, and the Pope's Jewish.
d.		[finding out he was on a gay cruise] Nick Ragoni: I wonder how many people made the same mistake as I did [looks around] Nick Ragoni: NO ONE! SHIT!

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