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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Author! Author! (1982) Quiz
Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Author! Author! (1982) Quiz
This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Author! Author! (1982).
About the movie:
While facing the stress of his play being produced on Broadway, a playwright deals with having to raise his son, his stepdaughters, and his stepsons.
1.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Author! Author! (1982)?
a.
Gloves Malloy
: [
to Joey
] That ain't fair, kid. Your sister's eyes are below the belt.
b.
Velma Kelly
: [
Rising from the stage alone
] 'C'mon Babe, why don't we paint the town... And all that Jazz. I'm gonna rouge my knees and roll my stockings down... And all Jazz. Start the car I know a whoopie spot... where the gin is cold and the piano's hot. It's just a noisy hall, where there's a nightly brawl... And all that Jazz.
c.
Rabbit
: I wonder if John Wayne had to go through this to get his start.
d.
Ivan
: [
from trailer
] I had a lousy day today. I turned 42, I fired a director, I beat my kids... [
his children look up, clearly alarmed
]
Ivan
: I forgot to beat my kids! [
a family pillowfight ensues in the living room
]
2.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Author! Author! (1982)?
a.
Robert Angier
: I never thought I'd find an answer at the bottom of a pint glass.
Cutter
: Hasn't stopped you looking, has it?
b.
Ivan
: Eat it. It's healthy. You'll live longer.
Kreplich
: I have a miserable life. I don't want to live longer.
c.
Grace
: I bet right now, you don't know if you want to kill me... or fuck me.
d.
Dr. Armand de Fontinac
: A peach must be eaten, a drum must be beaten, and a woman needs something like that.
3.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Author! Author! (1982)?
a.
Ivan
: Why do you take aspirin with champagne?
Alice
: Oh, champagne gives me a headache.
b.
Arthur
: You risked your life for another. There is no greater love.
c.
Chicken Joe
: Whoah! You gotta try this blowhole thing, man! This whale dude is giving me a brain freeze.
d.
[
Goofy enters Max's room
]
Goofy
: Mornin', son!
Max
: [
in his underwear
] Dad!
Goofy
: Whoops. I forgot. [
exits, knocks then re-enters
]
Goofy
: Mornin', son!
4.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Author! Author! (1982)?
a.
Alvin Firpo
: [
driving away from Bill, Dave, and the car accidents he just caused
] You want a piece of that? Kiss my ass.
b.
Thorny
: [
points to his lips, referring to the lipstick Rabbit has on his lips and cheeks
] Hey Rabbit.
Rabbit
: Yeah, I know. You've got beautiful, big brown lips.
c.
Ivan
: I have done many terrible things in my life but I have never put another man's wife in my bed.
Larry Kotzwinkle
: Wasn't she married to that Spanish painter when you slept with her?
Ivan
: Don't prove me wrong, Larry, I hate it when I'm proven wrong.
d.
[
first lines
]
Arlen Faber
: We would like to do a full exposé on Arlen Faber. It would coincide with the 20th anniversary release of Me and God. People want to read this story. I've read Me and God twelve times, for Christ's sake!
5.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Author! Author! (1982)?
a.
Kyle
: When this hospital goes dark. We're all dead.
b.
Logan Stave
: I wonder what he saw. Has Trisha said anything yet?
Kelly Abrams
: No and it's too soon.
Logan Stave
: She has got to tell us sometime. I mean shit like that doesn't just happen.
Kelly Abrams
: Look, she's in the grieving process alright? It's gonna take her some time, she's even moving out of here. She doesn't even want to live here anymore.
Logan Stave
: Well I'm sorry, but weird shit has been happening to me. What if it's related?
Kelly Abrams
: So now you're taking on Harold's conspiracy theories huh? Please Logan.
c.
Schmendrick the Magician
: She will remember your heart when men are fairy tales in books written by rabbits. Of all unicorns, she is the only one who knows what regret is - and love.
d.
Drug Dealer
: You shove, shoot it, snort it. I gotta sell it.
Travalian
: Look, my kid's in the business.
6.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Author! Author! (1982)?
a.
Gloria Travalian
: Larry and I are moving to the Good Harbor Beach Inn in Massachusetts. We've agreed to live there for a three month trial period and if it works, we'll be married on Larry's birthday in March.
Ivan
: Okay... okay-I guess I'll be heading back to rehearsal. Enough taking time off from work for fun, huh? You can keep the night table, Gloria.
Gloria Travalian
: No...
Ivan
: I just wanna say that you are the craziest person I've met since the guy blocking the bank door. He was wearing a Superman cape and pantyhose... crazier than you... maybe not.
b.
Lisa Dolittle
: [
John has bought Lisa a fancy new sports car
] Oh, my God! John, you didn't!
Dr. John Dolittle
: No, I didn't. The van's around the corner. But don't tell me you don't care about money.
c.
Sgt. Sacker
: [
On the phone
] Is the house locked up?
Jill Johnson
: [
Panicking
] Yes!
Sgt. Sacker
: Well, then you're safe. [
Referring to Duncan
]
Sgt. Sacker
: If he wanted to break in, he wouldn't keep calling you.
Jill Johnson
: [
Extreme distress
] Please, can't you help me? I'm all alone here!
d.
Brewster Baker
: You watch your mouth, Shiftey!
Swifty
: It's Swifty! SWIFTY, you toad sucker!
7.
Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Author! Author! (1982)?
a.
[
last lines
]
Seth
: [
to Becca
] I had such bad acne last year that I pretty much became, like, an expert on the stuff... [
to Evan
]
Seth
: You drove m... [
to Becca
]
Seth
: Evan drove me here though, so...
Jules
: Well, so, I mean, I have my dad's car... so I could just give you a lift... and then Evan can take Becca home. If that works... I dunno. If it's in your route.
Becca
: It'd be fine with me.
Evan
: Fine, yeah. Maybe we could get some food.
Becca
: Yeah, I'd like that.
Seth
: [
to Evan
] So, I guess I'll call you.
Evan
: Yeah, gimme a call. You have my number.
Seth
: I have your information. So, uh, put her there... [
they shake hands
]
Evan
: Perfect. Good. Alright man.
Seth
: Okay.
Evan
: Okay guys.
Seth
: Becca.
Jules
: Bye guys. See ya tomorrow.
Becca
: See ya Jules. [
Jules and Seth go off leaving Evan and Becca
]
b.
Dr. Cyrus Maldor
: So you lied to me! No one can do that and live. [
He shows Gail a hideous mummified corpse
]
Dr. Cyrus Maldor
: This looks a thousand years old... but it isn't. A week ago, he was a living, breathing man, but he disobeyed my orders. He was placed in this case and in a short time he became the withered mummy you see before you. And you'll be just like that in a few minutes!
c.
Dachshund
: Oh. I-I'm sorry. You wanna sniff mine first?
d.
Travalian
: No ex-husband of Gloria's ever has to apologize to me about anything. We're like a little club.
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