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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003) - Part (4) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003) - Part (4)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003).

About the movie: Hitman "El Mariachi" becomes involved in international espionage involving a psychotic CIA agent and a corrupt Mexican general.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)?
a.		[after putting dog poop in a paper bag and lighting it on fire on Old Man Clemens' porch] Billy Madison: Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates shit. Frank: Shh, here he comes. Old Man Clemens: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it's one of those flaming bags again. Barbara: Don't put it out with your boots, Ted. Old Man Clemens: Don't tell me my business, Devil Woman. Call the fire department, this one's outta control. [Old Man Clemens steps on the bag, then lifts up his boot and smells] Old Man Clemens: Eck, poop again. Billy Madison: He called the shit "poop". [Billy, Jack, and Frank laugh hysterically] Frank: This is the best night of my life. [They continue laughing] Old Man Clemens: I'll get you damn kids for this. You're all gonna die.
b.		Russell Donovan: [coming to after Dusty knocks him out with a spitoon and sees her coming at him again] Dusty! Dusty! Would you just tell me what's bothering you?! Dusty: [grabbing Donovan by the jacket] That bed! That great, big, brass bed! If you had no intention of exercising your husbandly prerogatives, why'd you buy that bed? Russell Donovan: That's it? The bed? Dusty: Yes! Russell Donovan: [holds her hands away from him] The bed happens to be for the kids, Dusty. When the nights are getting colder, they'll need a warmer place to sleep. So the brass bed is for the boys, and the smaller bed is for Celia! Dusty: [sweetly] Well, why didn't you say so in the first place, then we could have avoided this little misunderstanding. [frees her hands and walks through the mess in the bar over to the door where Celia is sitting] Dusty: [takes her hand] Come along, Celia. This is no place for a lady.
c.		[first lines] Amy Blue: Fuck.
d.		Chicle Boy: Are you going to be OK? Agent Sands: I don't know kid, I don't know. Chicle Boy: You will be.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)?
a.		Darious: ...I mean, who slices throats nowadays what the fuck is that about?
b.		Billy Hodge: [after hitting his teacher in the face] United States Coast Guard I'm here to help you.
c.		Sue Barlow: You are coming back, aren't you? Then I'll be waiting for you Charles Postlewaite. Charley Waite: [to Boss, who is riding away] You bucket mouth! Can't keep nothing private.
d.		Agent Sands: Bullfights. Bull hockey. Do you like this? The bull is stabbed, prodded, beaten. The bull is wounded. The bull is tired before the matador ever steps into the ring. Now, is that victory? Of course it is. Wanna know the secret to winning? Creative sportsmanship. In other words, one has to rig the game.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)?
a.		Henry Davis: [Helen lights a cigarette] It's going to be hard to take care of us if you're dead, too.
b.		Agent Sands: El, you really must try this because it's puerco pibil. It's a slow-roasted pork, nothing fancy. It just happens to be my favorite, and I order it with a tequila and lime in every dive I go to in this country. And honestly, that is the best it's ever been anywhere. In fact, it's too good. It's so good that when I'm finished, I'll pay my check, walk straight into the kitchen and shoot the cook. Because that's what I do. I restore the balance to this country. And that is what I would like from you right now. Help keep the balance by pulling the trigger.
c.		Mugger: Give me your wallet! Slevin: Am I being mugged?
d.		Aunt Polly Harrington: That dress is disgraceful. Tomorrow we'll go into town and get you some decent clothes. Pollyanna Whittier: [incredulous] Store-bought? Aunt Polly Harrington: Why, of course. Where else would we get them? Pollyanna Whittier: Out an actual store? New clothes? Aunt Polly Harrington: You're a Harrington now. I want you to look like one.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)?
a.		Jonathan: I told you. I told you. Meela: And your point is...? Jonathan: My point is, I told you so you wouldn't kill me. Meela: When did we make that arrangement?
b.		Sands: My name is Sheldon Jeffery Sands. I work for the Central Intelligence Agency. I throw shapes. I throw shapes, I set them up, I watch them fall. I'm living la vida loca.
c.		Albus Dumbledore: [looking up at Fudge] Charges? Cornelius Fudge: The Charges to the accused are as follows: that he did willingly, and in the full knowledge of the illegality of his actions, perform a Patronus Charm in the presence of a Muggle.
d.		Marcel: I will tell everyone that you wear a toupee. Inspector Milo Perrier: They already know! Marcel: Then why do you wear it? Inspector Milo Perrier: I didn't know that you knew.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)?
a.		Dr. Cori Platt: [running with Peter] By the way, who are you?
b.		Stifler: There's little hearts on her panties. There's little hearts on her panties.
c.		Agent Sands: You know that withholding vital information from a federal officer is a serious offense. Especially when that officer has paid handsomely for it and wouldn't think twice about ripping that patch off your eyehole and skull-fucking you to death.
d.		Jenny Portman: [as she examines the new apartment] I bet this is lead paint. Kids, no chewing on the window sills! Helen Harris: Yeah, stick to the table legs like I taught you.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)?
a.		El Mariachi: Go practice. Fideo: Practice playing or shooting? El Mariachi: What do you think? Fideo: I don't think, I drink.
b.		[Chandler sees a man reading a porno magazine] Chandler Jarrell: 'Butt Pie' is a sequel to the bestseller 'Butt Cake.' A whole magazine of butt with cake all over it. [Reads the magazine title] Chandler Jarrell: 'Chunky Asses?' [laughs]
c.		Satine: [singing] I'll top the bill/ I'll earn the kill/ I have to find the will to carry on with the, on with the, on with the show.
d.		Casey: [to Nick] Look, you lying piece of shit. I am having a little bit of trouble COMING UP WITH REASONS NOT TO BLOW THE BACK OF YOUR FUCKING HEAD OFF!

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)?
a.		Mitch Brenner: What about the letter you wrote me, is that a lie, too? Melanie Daniels: No, I wrote the letter. Mitch Brenner: Well what did it say? Melanie Daniels: It said 'Dear Mister Brenner, I think you need these lovebirds after all. They may help your personality.' Mitch Brenner: But you tore it up? Melanie Daniels: Yes. Mitch Brenner: Why? Melanie Daniels: Because it seemed stupid and foolish. Mitch Brenner: Like jumping into a fountain in Rome? Melanie Daniels: I told you what happened! Mitch Brenner: You don't expect me to believe that, do you? Melanie Daniels: Oh, I don't give a damn what you believe! Mitch Brenner: I'd still like to see you. Melanie Daniels: Why? Mitch Brenner: I think it might be fun. Melanie Daniels: Well it might have been good enough in Rome, but it's not good enough now. Mitch Brenner: It is for me. Melanie Daniels: Well not for me! Mitch Brenner: What do you want? Melanie Daniels: I thought you knew! I want to go through life jumping into fountains naked, good night!
b.		Freddie Harris: [while watching TV] Kick his ass! Kick his ass! Kick his ass! Who's better than Wat Chun Lee? Whoopin' everybody ass while he's smokin' a cigarette. [knock on the door] Freddie Harris: Oh, shit. Who's knockin' on my door this late? Whoever this is, is distracting me from seeing Wat Chun Lee whoop some ass.
c.		El Mariachi: Why me? Sands: Frankly, because you've got nothing to live for... and in a way you're already dead and Marquez is the one that killed you so why not return the favor?
d.		[last lines] Tania Van De Merwe: It couldn't possibly come from him... I know it's true.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)?
a.		Joseph Emmett Sullivan: [who is being visited in prison by Ann] Next time you come up, don't wear that perfume. Ann Martin: Why not? Joseph Emmett Sullivan: It doesn't help a guy's good behavior.
b.		Sands: You're a good rat. I like you.
c.		Hatsumomo: How much longer is this bidding going to take? Beside who wants a plum when someone has already had a bite? [takes a bite out of the plum]
d.		[Coffin slaps the fancy cigarette lighter from Deke's hand as he tries to light a cigarette] Rev. Deke O'Malley: That's police brutality. Gravedigger Jones: No, brother, that's cancer prevention.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)?
a.		Leo: If you put "cute kitten" in the title of your YouTube video, you're gonna get a million hits. And then I link that to my website and you can see my stand-up on my website. It's genius. Ira Wright: Why don't you just call it like, "Megan Fox Blows Someone"? And then more people would Google that.
b.		Chance: Flying meat! [catches a meatball] Chance: Ooh! Hot! Hot!
c.		Billy: You want me to break his fingers? Barillo: No. I want you to chop them off. Billy: I was making a joke. Barillo: I wasn't.
d.		Thomas Kinkade: Those were the last brushstrokes Glen ever painted. He sat at our table for Christmas dinner.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Once Upon a Time in Mexico (2003)?
a.		Sands: Belini... How long have you and I done business together? A long time. And in a way, I almost, could have the tiniest smidgen of respect for you. Almost. But you need to stop farting around. Now, do you have the information on Barillo or do you not? Belini: I have what you need. I'm just enjoying this temporary position of power. That make you nervous? Sands: You know that withholding vital information from a federal officer is a serious offence. Especially when that officer has paid handsomely for it and wouldn't think twice about ripping that patch off your eye hole and skull-fucking you to death.
b.		[Cliegg Lars is telling Anakin about what happened to Shmi] Cliegg Lars: It was just before dawn. They came out of nowhere. A hunting party of Tusken Raiders. Your mother had gone out early, like she always did, to pick mushrooms that grow on the vaporators. From the tracks, she was about halfway home when they took her. Those Tuskens walk like men, but they're vicious, mindless monsters. Thirty of us went out after her. Four of us came back. I'd be with them, only... after I lost my leg I just couldn't ride any more... until I heal. I don't want to give up on her, but she's been gone a month. There's little hope she's lasted this long. [Anakin gets up from the table] Owen Lars: Where are you going? Anakin: To find my mother. Cliegg Lars: Your mother's dead, son. Accept it.
c.		[after tying Gene to a chair, Mary and Larry prepare to flee an approaching posse] Gene Autry: Hey, wait a minute! Get me out of this steer's necktie and I'll help cloud your trail. Larry Evans: Why should we trust you? Gene Autry: Why, Ed's ghost would haunt me if I let them hang the wrong man.
d.		Taxi Driver: You talk funny! Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: You talk funny too! Where are you from? Taxi Driver: Transylvania! Bob Maloogaloogaloogaloogalooga: That's where Pittsburgh is.