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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Noises Off... (1992) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Noises Off... (1992) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Noises Off... (1992)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Noises Off... (1992).

About the movie: A travelling theater group find so much action going on behind-the-scenes, they almost ruin the performances.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Noises Off... (1992)?
a.		Lloyd: Brooke? Brooke: Yes? Lloyd: Are you in? Brooke: In? Lloyd: Are you there? Brooke: What? Lloyd: You're out. Okay. I'll call again.
b.		Hamish: There's somebody coming. Campbell: MacGregors from the next clan. MacGregor: We heard about what was happenin' and don't want you "Amadans" thinkin' you can have your fun without us. William Wallace: Go home. Some of us are in this; can't help that, now. But you can help yourselves. Go home. MacGregor: We'll have no homes left when the English garrison from the castle comes through and burns us out. And they will! [Wallace motions for the MacGregors to join them]
c.		Bob Littleford: [Talking to Terry while Bob's Wife and Allen are in the other room] I bet because I have this beard you think I'm really hairy. [Notions to his body] Bob Littleford: Shaved...
d.		Blind Seer: You seek a great fortune, you three who are now in chains. You will find a fortune, though it will not be the one you seek. But first... first you must travel a long and difficult road, a road fraught with peril. Mm-hmm. You shall see thangs, wonderful to tell. You shall see a... a cow... on the roof of a cotton house, ha. And, oh, so many startlements. I cannot tell you how long this road shall be, but fear not the obstacles in your path, for fate has vouchsafed your reward. Though the road may wind, yea, your hearts grow weary, still shall ye follow them, even unto your salvation.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Noises Off... (1992)?
a.		Lloyd: I don't know what you're waiting for. Her eighteenth birthday?
b.		Rachel Holloman: Do you think they could derail a train? Jerry Shaw: They changed every traffic light to get us here. The woman, she called me on a stranger's cell phone who happened to be sitting next to me - never met the guy in my life. And then they broke me out of maximum security custody in a way I'm not even going to describe to you because it sounds crazy, and then they lift us off the face of the earth and drop us into this shitpile. She could probably derail a train, she could probably turn a train into a talking duck.
c.		Well-to-do People: Thus all fairy stories end. Only an actress would pretend. Affairs of state are her latest play, eight shows a week, two matinees. My, how the worm begins to turn. When will the chorus girl ever learn? My, how the worm begins to turn. When will the chorus girl ever learn? Eva Perón: The chorus girl hasn't learned the lines you'd like to hear. She won't go scrambling over the backs of the poor to be accepted by making donations just large enough to the correct charity. She won't be president of your wonderful societies of philanthropy. Even if you asked her to be - as you should have asked her to be.
d.		Patti Randall: Watch the crumbs, will you fellas? Canoe Henderson: [Canoe then immitated Patti, to DC] Pass the word, watch the crumbs. [Canoe then sweept the crumbs under the couch, and wiped his hands off, on the Randall's drapes]

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Noises Off... (1992)?
a.		[on a TV set, Dr. Millard Rausch argues with a TV reporter about doomsday scenarios] Francine Parker: It's really all over... isn't it?
b.		Gary: Lloyd, let me just say one thing, since we've stopped. I've worked with a lotta directors, Lloyd. Some of them were geniuses, some of them were bastards. But I've never met one who was so totally and absolutely... I don't know. Lloyd: Thank you Gary, I'm very touched. Now will you get off the fucking stage?
c.		Armand: My cemetery's in Key Biscayne. It's one of the prettiest in the world. The sky is blue, palm trees, rolling hills. The one is Los Copa's really shit. [sigh] Armand: What a pain in the ass you are. And it's true: you're not young, you're not new, and you do make people laugh. And me? I'm still with you because you make me laugh. So you know what I got to do? I got to sell my plot in Key Biscayne so I can get one next to you in that shithole Los Copa, so I never miss a laugh.
d.		Abigail Gabble: [instructing the cats on how to walk] Now, think goose.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Noises Off... (1992)?
a.		Chad Morgan: You wanna know what the scariest thing that ever happened to me was? When I was ten years old I caught a man staring at me through my bedroom window. I remember earlier that week the news talking about how there was a peeping-tom in the neighborhood. The people up the street, they found a ladder propped up to their second story window a few nights before. He ran away, the cops never found him. I didn't sleep in my room for a month. I just kept wondering how many times he had looked in without me even knowing. That... that was the moment I realized I was afraid of God. 'Cause even when you're alone, someone's still watching you.
b.		Long-haired Jock: Aren't you that chick who's having sex with that college guy? Eden: [annoyed] NO. Long-haired Jock: Wanna be? Jessica (Clive): She's not interested, so why don't you just back off? Long-haired Jock: Oh, OK. GRANDPA. What are you, a pimp and these are your skank hoes! [Jessica slaps him hard] Long-haired Jock: You and me, right now, lets go. Jessica (Clive): Where are we going?
c.		Dotty: Lucky I can't see far with this leg.
d.		Contessa Lucchino: My own business bores me. I much prefer other peoples.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Noises Off... (1992)?
a.		[Dotty enters with the detached receiver and a small shovel] Dotty: I've just come for me sardines. [Gary yells in surprise, she gives a sarcastic yell back] Gary: Well, I'm sorry, I thought there was no one here. Dotty: I'm not here. I don't know where I am. Gary: I'm from the agency. [she tries to put the receiver down, but finds that the rest of the phone is missing] Dotty: Lost the phone now. Gary: Squire, Squire, Hackem and Dudley. Dotty: Never lost the phone before. Gary: I'm Tramplemain. Dotty: I know, I'll just put it up here in case anyone wants it, look! [she hangs the receiver on a lampshade] Gary: Oh, right, thanks. No, no, I just dropped in to go into a few things - well, to check some of the measurements - do one or two odd jobs. Dotty: Now the plate's gone. Gary: Oh, and a client: I'm showing a prospective tenant over the house. Brooke: What's wrong with this door? [Dotty begins looking under the sofa cushions for the plate] Gary: She's thinking of renting it, her interest is definitely aroused! Brooke: [bursting out of the bathroom] That's not the bedroom! [Dotty looks behind the sofa] Gary: The bedroom? No, no, no, that's the downstairs bathroom and WC suite! And this is the housekeeper, Mrs. Crocket. [he walks onto the sardines on the floor] Dotty: Sardines! Here, sardines! Brooke: Oh, hi! Gary: She's not really here. Dotty: You stepped on 'em! [she pounds Gary's feet with the shovel]
b.		Ace: Friends, rodents, quadrupeds, lend me your rears! [yodels]
c.		Ruth Brock: Immoral women shouldn't work in banks, you know. They might corrupt the young dollar bills.
d.		Dom: [getting out of his ruined car] That's not what I had in mind.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Noises Off... (1992)?
a.		Bobby: Are you a pirate? Jezebel Jack: No. I'm an adventurer of independent means.
b.		Dotty: Am I in Spain? No I'm not in Spain, dear, I'm in agony, that's where I am!
c.		Willa Harper: I feel clean now. My whole body's just a-quiverin' with cleanness.
d.		Randal Graves: You're gonna be rolling in the pussy, man! Elias: Don't be gross! Randal Graves: Says the guy who was just playing tonsil hockey with his mother.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Noises Off... (1992)?
a.		Clinton: Hey, isn't Ricky Martin Cuban?
b.		Lloyd: And God said, "Where the Hell is Tim?" And there the Hell was Tim. And God said, "Let there be doors that open when they open, and close when they close." Tim: Do something? Lloyd: Doors! Tim: I was getting the bananas for the sardines. Lloyd: DOORS! Tim: Doors? Lloyd: I bet God had a stage manager who understood English, too!
c.		Capt. Dan 'Mac' McLaren: I don't care to say.
d.		Ellie Arroway: Mathematics is the only true universal language.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Noises Off... (1992)?
a.		Luther Heggs: When you work with words, words are your work.
b.		Hellboy: I'm gonna be sore in the mornin'!
c.		Dr. Robert Campbell: I found a cure for the plague of the 20th century, and now I've lost it!
d.		Lloyd: Tim, let me tell you about my life in the Big Apple. I have Hamlet's ghost on the phone for an hour every evening after rehearsal complaining that Polonius is sucking sourballs through his speeches. Claudius is off every afternoon doing a soap, and Gertrude is off the entire week doing a commercial for Gallo wine. Hamlet himself, would you believe, has come down with a psychological problem. Then, last night, Brooke rings me to say that she's very unhappy here and she's got herself a doctor's certificate for nervous exhaustion. I haven't got the time to find and rehearse a new Vicky. I have just one afternoon, while Hamlet sees his shrink and Ophelia starts divorce proceedings, to cure Brooke of her nervous exhaustion with no medical aids, except a little whiskey - you've got the whiskey - a few flowers - you've got money for the flowers - and a certain fading bedside manner. So, I haven't come to the theater to hear about other people's probelms. I've come to be taken out of myself, and, preferably, not put back again.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Noises Off... (1992)?
a.		Nigel: Going somewhere, pretty bird? Jewel: Oh, yeah. I was just on my way to claw your eyes out!
b.		Fa: We've gotta get out of this hell.
c.		Dotty: Oh, yes, dear. Everything's all nice and paranormal here.
d.		Zita, the Amazon Queen: ...Greg has promised to marry you, and men are stupid when bound by such promises. All I know is that he loves me, and if he were free, he'd marry me. Jean Preston: As far as his promise goes, don't think I would hold him for one instant if he really wanted to be free. Zita, the Amazon Queen: Do you really mean that honestly? Jean Preston: Of course, I mean it! Zita, the Amazon Queen: I'm glad you're inclined to feel so sensible about it because I would have had you keeled rather than give him up. You see, here in the jungle such things are easily managed, and I'm not bound by the conventional laws of society that hamper you. Greg says that I'm more than half savage, and maybe I am. All I know is that I'm willing to fight for what I want.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Noises Off... (1992)?
a.		Dominic Greene: you should know something about me and the people i work with. We deal with the left and the right, dictators or liberators. If the current president had been more agreeable, I wouldn't be talking to you. So if you decide not to sign, you'll wake up with your balls in your mouth and your willing replacement standing over you... if you doubt that, then shoot me, take that money and have a good night's sleep.
b.		Selsdon: Am I on? Belinda: No, no, no, no. Dotty: No. Selsdon: Oh, I thought I heard my voice.
c.		Griffin: [after Mille is taken by the Paladins] Crap, I uh, I didn't expect that. I didn't know.
d.		Joe Oramas: Trains are really cool. Olivia Harris: They are. Finbar McBride: [smoking marijuana] So are horses. Joe Oramas: What? Finbar McBride: I was just thinking that. Joe Oramas: Give me the joint, man.

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