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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Napoleon Dynamite (2004) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Napoleon Dynamite (2004) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Napoleon Dynamite (2004)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004).

About the movie: A listless and alienated teenager decides to help his new friend win the class presidency in their small western high school, while he must deal with his bizarre family life back home.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)?
a.		[Doc Hopper is following Kermit and Fozzie in the rainbow disguised car] Kermit: Fozzie, they're right behind us! Fozzie: I know, I know. Kermit: But Fozzie, how did they recognize us? Fozzie: They recognized YOU. There's a hundred bears around.
b.		Alexander Weever: Well then, looks like I've got some weight to lose.
c.		Cracker Bob: [complaining about the clothes she designed for him] Faith, I told you I look like a fucking orange.
d.		Napoleon Dynamite: So, we're pretty much friends by now, right? Pedro: Yes. Napoleon Dynamite: So, you got my back and everything, right? Pedro: What? Napoleon Dynamite: Never mind.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)?
a.		Syd: The bottom line, London, is that I have known you since you were ten fucking years old, we have been through everything together, and you don't even have the decency to tell me you're moving across the fucking country.
b.		Clay: I'm clear, Roque. Roque: Well, you better be, because I ain't getting killed by no girl. Aisha: [coming up behind them] Been a long time since anyone called me a girl. [to Clay] Aisha: She put a bomb in your car? Clay: She was volatile.
c.		Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip. Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time. Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: What? Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.
d.		Tamora: Why do I have patience to endure all this?

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)?
a.		Trisha: I wanted to thank you for the beautiful drawing you did of me. [through gritted teeth] Trisha: It's hanging in my bedroom. Napoleon Dynamite: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done. Trisha: Yeah... it's really... neat.
b.		Paul Manning: [to wife] Well if you think I'm going to stick about here just watching you be cheerful you've got another think coming!
c.		J. Marcone: Once upon a time there was a little boy, his father, made him some wings outta feathers and wax. He told the young man not ta, fly to close to the sun, or else the wax would melt, but, the young man in his arrogance, ignored the warnings of his father, and he flew too close to the sun. The wax melted and he fell to his death. Foreigner: So, you are the father? And we are the son? J. Marcone: Yes but, I am also the sun.
d.		Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: I'm sorry Barney but it's just not fun here. You're no fun! Barney: No fun? Dr. Margaret Snow Coopersmith: You get the oil changed every second Tuesday, you get the car washed every fourth Thursday, you get your hair cut on the eleventh of every month. You never, ever get a different haircut!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)?
a.		Hank Scott: [in a laboratory] One question, doctor... Dr. Velazco: I hope I can answer it. Hank Scott: Well, the alcohol, the distilled water, the salt solution - I can uderstand that, but what's the tequila for? Dr. Velazco: Well, in your country I believe they call it a coffee break.
b.		Robin Hood: And who might you be? Little John: Oh, they call me Little John. But don't let my name fool you. In real life, I'm very big. Robin Hood: I'll take your word for it.
c.		James: You want us to get some mud people out'ch-your buildin' so you can build some kind-a roller coaster mall. Sir I just wanna thank you for this opportunity. I mean it's a gift to mess with the Jews and terrorists on the same night. I mean it's like, uh, it's like uh, uh, it's like Christmas in July. Right now we are scheduled to sabotage a black people's parade in Chicago, uh but we could move that.
d.		[last lines] Napoleon Dynamite: Lucky.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)?
a.		Kirby: [Handing a blowtorch to Alec after Alec has dangled Kevin off the fire escape] Here you go! Kevin: Do NOT give that man a blow torch!
b.		Chief Robin: That broad is our link to Mahler - I don't care if you have to drug her, beat her or sleep with her - just do it.
c.		Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? [points to Kip] Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!
d.		Bernie: You know something Joan, if you didn't have a pussy there'd be a bounty on your head. Joan: And you are a schizophrenic, psychopathic, maladjusted social misfit who is clearly in the middle of a very deep homosexual panic. Bernie: So you want to dance or what?

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)?
a.		Dr. John H. Watson: Try some of this curry. It's excellent. Sherlock Holmes: [ignoring him and speaking to the waiter] Steak and kidney pudding, please. Major Duncan-Bleek: Of course, the Bengal curry doesn't compare to that of Madras. It's the quality of the mutton that makes the difference, don't you think? Dr. John H. Watson: The meat isn't important. It's the spices that make the difference. Don't you agree with me Holmes? Sherlock Holmes: [he hasn't been paying attention to the discussion] What? Dr. John H. Watson: I say, we were discussing curry. Sherlock Holmes: Oh, yes, curry! Horrible stuff! Dr. John H. Watson: Oh, really? One man's meat is another man's poison.
b.		Shelly Krippendorf: I just chased poultry through my backyard, looking like Tammy Faye Bakker. You owe me!
c.		[last lines before post-credit sequence] Napoleon Dynamite: You wanna play me?
d.		Skull: [Playing arcade machine] You're gonna die! You're gonna die! Skull: [kills someone in game] Aw, did you see that? I just chopped off your head again! Your head's rolling. You can't even see it 'cuz your eyes are on your head! DJ: [interupts] Sir? Skull: [looks at DJ] What? I'm busy playing a video game without even looking at the screen.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)?
a.		Joey Gazelle: You know... I used to know this kid. His old man was a real fucking piece of shit. Always drunk. Always smacking him and his mom around. This kid... he takes his licks and he waits this old fucking prick out. And on the morning of his fourteenth birthday, he walks into his old man's room with a baseball bat and he Mark McGwires the fucking living shit out of him. After that, the old man... he can't even hold a spoon without shaking. He don't remember things too good, either. He's neutralized. Which is a good thing.
b.		Peter Swan: [to Harry and his partner] Why the fuck are you people harassing me?
c.		Artie, Newspaperman: [approaching Bonnabel in a bar] Lieutenant, what are you working on? Police Lt. Collier Bonnabel: Irish whiskey.
d.		[first lines] Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon? Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)?
a.		Myra: Are you OK? Do you want something? Harry Stoner: Yes. I want that girl in a Cole Porter song. I wanna see Lena Horne at the Cotton Club - hear Billie Holiday sing fine and mellow - walk in that kind of rain that never washes perfume away. I wanna be in love with something. Anything. Just the idea. A dog, a cat. Anything. Just something.
b.		Napoleon Dynamite: Grandma just called and said you're supposed to go home. Uncle Rico: She didn't tell me anything. Napoleon Dynamite: Too bad, she said she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all our steak. Uncle Rico: I'm not goin' anywhere, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property! Uncle Rico: It's a free country. I can do whatever I want. Napoleon Dynamite: Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you. Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Go on! Napoleon Dynamite: Maybe I will, GOSH!
c.		Howard Marner: Crosby, what's it gonna do? Newton Crosby: Howard it's hard to say, it's malfunctioning, it may not do anything. Skroeder: But it COULD decide to blow away anything that moves, couldn't it? COULDN'T IT CROSBY?
d.		[last lines] Tonya Avery: Yay! Yay! Honey, oh, that was such a good show. But, I think you might need to add another character. Tim Avery: What? Really? Tonya Avery: Yeah. Tim Avery: What do you think about that Double A? A little brother or sister? How does that sound?

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)?
a.		Uncle Rico: So what do you think? Kip: It's pretty cool, I guess. Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state. Napoleon Dynamite: This is pretty much the worst video ever made. Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that. Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave. Napoleon Dynamite: You guys are retarded!
b.		Graham: [to Megan] I thought it was just an act, but you really are sweet as fucking pie aren't you?
c.		Charlie Swan: Hey, you want a sandwhich? Bella Swan: No, I'm good. Charlie Swan: Well, his sister I like. Bella Swan: Alice, yeah she's great. [scoffs] Bella Swan: ... Hey dad, I was wondering... why didn't you get re-married, after mom? Charlie Swan: Uh, I don't know... uh I guess I haven't met the right gal. [scoffs] Charlie Swan: why? Bella Swan: I don't know. I thought you just maybe gave up on the whole institution of it, of marriage... But do you think theres any value in it? Charlie Swan: Yep. Yeah, marriage has value... when your older, much older. Like your mother, uh, seemed to work out fine for her the second time around, later in life. Bella Swan: Yeah I guess. Charlie Swan: I mean, you definitely don't want to have to get married cause your not... um careful. Bella Swan: ...what? Charlie Swan: Your know what I'm talking about. Theres... things that you need to think about if your going to be... physically intimate... Bella Swan: Okay, don't have "the talk", please. Charlie Swan: It's just as embarrassing for me as it is for you. Bella Swan: I doubt that. And don't bother, cause mom bet you to it like ten years ago. Charlie Swan: Well, you didn't have a boyfriend ten years ago. Bella Swan: I'm sure things work the same way. Charlie Swan: ...alright, so, you guys are taking precaution? Bella Swan: Okay, dad, please just don't worry about... that. Edward is... old school. Charlie Swan: Old school, great. What's that, like a code for something? Bella Swan: Oh my God, dad, I'm a virgin! Charlie Swan: Ah, di-di-di-di, okay... glad we covered that. Bella Swan: [runs up stairs] Me too! Charlie Swan: Virgin... I'm liking Edward a little more now. [Bites sandwhich]
d.		Lt. Henry Purcell: If I have to, I will blast your aero-elastic ass right out of the sky.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Napoleon Dynamite (2004)?
a.		[from the song "'Cause I'm A Blonde"] Candy: 'Cause I'm a blonde! B-L-... I don't know!
b.		[repeated line] Napoleon Dynamite: Gosh!
c.		Louis Dobbler: You can kill him from that far away? Bob Lee Swagger: At a mile and a half the bullet's gonna strike with more energy than a .44 magnum, point blank. Yeah, I think you can kill him.
d.		Billy Black: I'm down with the kids. Charlie Swan: [sarcastically] Oh yeah, you're the bomb.

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