Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : My Cousin Vinny (1992) - Part (5) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : My Cousin Vinny (1992) - Part (5) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: My Cousin Vinny (1992).

About the movie: Two New Yorkers are accused of murder in rural Alabama while on their way back to college, and one of their cousins--an inexperienced, loudmouth lawyer not accustomed to Southern rules and manners--comes in to defend them.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: My Cousin Vinny (1992)?
a.		Dr. Peter Carey: There's nothing wrong with him that retirement and a healthy bowel movement wouldn't cure.
b.		May Belle Aarons: I want my Twinkies, Janice Avery! Janice Avery: What Twinkies, Twinkie?
c.		Jack: [meeting Jeremiah's daughters] Hey, you must be Daniela! Bobby: [petting Amelia's costumed dog] and you must be Amelia! I like your dress... Amelia Mercer: I'm Amelia! Bobby: I know. You probably don't remember us, but I'm your Uncle Bobby, and this is Cracker Jack. Jack: Man, don't teach them that. Daniela Mercer: You can't be our uncles. You're white. Amelia Mercer: Grandma Eva's white! Bobby: That's right. You see, we're a different kind of uncle. Your grandma, she adopted me and your uncle Jack just like she adopted your daddy.
d.		Lisa: What the fuck is going on here, Vinny? You fucking up this case or what? Vinny Gambini: I explained it to you already, didn't I? It's procedure. I'm bound to fuck up a little. Lisa: A little? You've been thrown in jail twice!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: My Cousin Vinny (1992)?
a.		Abbot: I will perform the opening prayer in the New Latin. Oh ordlay, ivethgay usway ouryay essingsblay. Amen-ay! Crowd: AMEN-AY!
b.		[Kiyomi cuts Osamu's bare chest. Osamu looks up, surprised] Kiyomi: It's just a little cut. Osamu: Why? Kiyomi: Your skin is so beautiful, I just had to cut it. Osamu: [smiles] It felt pleasant.
c.		John Gibbons: Mr. Tipton, I see you wear glasses. Mr. Tipton: Yes I do. John Gibbons: Could you show those glasses to the court, please? Okay, now were you wearing them that day? Mr. Tipton: No. John Gibbons: Uh huh. You see? You were fifty feet away, you made a positive eyewitness identification and-and-and-and-and-and-and YET, you were not wearing your necessary, prescription eye glasses. Mr. Tipton: They're reading glasses. John Gibbons: [after long pause] Um Mr., Um... Could you tell the court what color eyes the defendants have? Mr. Tipton: [after quick glance] Brown and hazel green.
d.		Jonathan Sand: Now, how can a guy be breaking the law when he's trying to save the resources of this country? He didn't know that he was doin' anything that you might call conservation, but bein' one of the best oilmen there is, he's got the right hunch about oil. He knows it took billions of years to put it there, and takin' it out at the rate we're goin', there won't be any oil left in the good U.S.A.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: My Cousin Vinny (1992)?
a.		Vinny Gambini: Did you fall in your place or somebody else's? Neckbrace: My place. Vinny Gambini: Shit.
b.		Alonzo: Why do you wanna be a narc? Jake: I want to protect the streets by ridding it of dangerous drugs. Alonzo: Yeah, but why do you wanna be a narc? Jake: I wanna make detective. Alonzo: There you go. You stick around with me, you'll make it. Unlearn that bullshit they teach you at the Academy. That shit'll get you killed out here. Jake: I'll do anything you want me to do. Alonzo: My nigga. Roll that window down first. [Jake rolls down window] Alonzo: You gotta see the streets. You gotta feel it. You gotta smell it, you gotta taste the streets. How's your Espanol? Jake: Uh, más o menos. Alonzo: Learn that shit, brother. That shit'll get you killed. These motherfuckers out there be plotting all types of shit on you.
c.		Nicky Santoro: How the fuck can you grin?
d.		Cogsworth: Couldn't keep quiet, could we? Just had to invite him to stay, didn't we? [imitates Lumiere] Cogsworth: 'Serve him tea. Sit in the master's chair. Pet the pooch!' Lumiere: I was trying to be hospitable.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: My Cousin Vinny (1992)?
a.		Train Conductor: Mind the doors!
b.		Vinny Gambini: Does that freight train come through here at 5:00 A.M. every morning? Hotel Clerk: No, sir, it's very unusual. Vinny Gambini: [the next day, after Vinny was awakened by the train] Yesterday you told me that freight train hardly ever comes through here at 5:00 A.M. in the morning. Hotel Clerk: I know. She's supposed to come through at ten after 4:00.
c.		Albert DeSalvo: What did you tell the children where I am? Irmgard De Salvo: They haven't asked. Albert DeSalvo: What... What do you mean, "they haven't asked"? Irmgard De Salvo: Well, they're only... they're only little children. Irmgard De Salvo: I know, but... they accept things. Albert DeSalvo: But... don't they miss me?
d.		Father Barry: Some people think the Crucifixion only took place on Calvary. Well, they better wise up!

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: My Cousin Vinny (1992)?
a.		Lloyd Dobler: Kickboxing. Sport of the future.
b.		Oliver Hardy: [Referring to the ice bag] What have you got in this? Stanley Laurel: Nothing. Oliver Hardy: Well, what good is an ice bag without any ice? Stanley Laurel: Well, we haven't any ice. Oliver Hardy: [Exasperated] Well, go put some cold water in it, so I can put it on my... head. Stanley Laurel: [Bewildered] Well, I didn't know.
c.		Louis: I want to be just like my best friend when I grow up. He's only ten but he looks much older. He's like the perfect grown up because on the inside, he's still just a kid - he's not afraid to learn things or try things, or to meet new people the way most grown ups are. It's like he's looking at everything for the first time - because he is. And most grown ups aren't like that.
d.		Judge Chamberlain Haller: I tell you this because I want you to know that when it comes to procedure, I'm not a patient man. I advise your, sir, that when you come into my courtroom, you are to know the letter of the law. I react harshly when you don't. Vinny Gambini: You should. Judge Chamberlain Haller: Don't think that being from New York, you're getting a special treatment. Vinny Gambini: I shouldn't? I don't expect to get special treatment, your honor. Judge Chamberlain Haller: Good. You won't. You'll be given no leeway whatsoever. [Takes a book on Alabama law from his book case] Judge Chamberlain Haller: Now, I expect you to know this information when you come into my courtroom. [drops the book before Vinny] Judge Chamberlain Haller: You willing to accept those terms? Vinny Gambini: Sure. No problem. [quickly leafs through the book] Vinny Gambini: Just this? Ha ha.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: My Cousin Vinny (1992)?
a.		[last lines] Peter Evans: I love you. Agnes White: I love you.
b.		[Reno opens an envelope for the energy bill] Reno Miller: Holy Christ! What is this? They send us the bill to Madison Square Garden? What are they kidding me, man? How the hell are we supposed to pay this bill? What is this? The bill for three months? Carol: That's the bill for one month. Reno Miller: Christ, what have we got here? A refrigerator, a couple of lights? [opens another envelope] Reno Miller: Let's see here, telephone. Oh no! Houston, Texas? Pamela: My mother. Reno Miller: Look at this, L.A. $1.50... $2.75... $7.50, man. Carol: Yeah, they're mine. Reno Miller: You talked to L.A. one time for two hours and 10 minutes? What are you, out of your mind? Are you crazy? Holy Christ! What's this? Philadelphia? Pamela: My sister. Reno Miller: Miami? Carol: That's mine. Reno Miller: Trenton, New Jersey... Queens, man!... wait, isn't Queens a local call?
c.		Paul Judd: [about Frank] Where did you find him?
d.		Judge Chamberlain Haller: How do your clients plead? Vinny Gambini: My clients were caught completely by surprise. They thought they were getting arrested for shoplifting a can of tuna. Judge Chamberlain Haller: Huh? What are you telling me? That they plead not guilty? Vinny Gambini: No. I'm just trying to explain... Judge Chamberlain Haller: [cutting him off] I don't want to hear explanations. I don't know how you practice law in New York, but the state of Alabama has a procedure. And that procedure is to have an arraignment. Are we clear on this? Vinny Gambini: Yes, but there seems to be a great deal of confusion here. You see, my clients... Judge Chamberlain Haller: Uh, Mr. Gambini? [Motions for him to approach the bench] Judge Chamberlain Haller: All I ask from you is a very simple answer to a very simple question. There are only two ways to answer it: guilty or not guilty. Vinny Gambini: But your honor, my clients didn't do anything. Judge Chamberlain Haller: Once again, the communication process has broken down between us. It appears to me that you want to skip the arraignment process, go directly to trial, skip that, and get a dismissal. Well, I'm not about to revamp the entire judicial process just because you find yourself in the unique position of defending clients who say they didn't do it.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: My Cousin Vinny (1992)?
a.		Eddie: Green colored condoms? I wanna know who sucks a green dick!
b.		[last lines] George: So in the end, was it worth it? Jesus Christ. How irreparably changed my life has become. It's always the last day of summer and I've been left out in the cold with no door to get back in. I'll grant you I've had more than my share of poignant moments. Life passes most people by while they're making grand plans for it. Throughout my lifetime, I've left pieces of my heart here and there. And now, there's almost not enough to stay alive. But I force a smile, knowing that my ambition far exceeded my talent. There are no more white horses or pretty ladies at my door.
c.		Lisa: Don't worry, I'll find a way to bail you out. Vinny Gambini: No don't. I'm gonna stay in prison tonight. Maybe I'll finally get some sleep. I'm doing good, huh?
d.		Annie Lamm: Grandpa, can I drive? Barney: You want to get us killed, kid? Annie Lamm: Oh, come on. Barney: What if a cop sees us? Or worse, your mother? Annie Lamm: There are only three cops on this Island, and they play paper football all day! I can do it. Barney: Driving a car is a little harder than a boat, Missy. Ane we all know how that turned out. Grandpa Donald: I don't know, Annie... Annie Lamm: OK... I guess when I'm your age I won't be able to tell my grandkis that my Grandpa taught me how to drive. It'll just be some random boyfriend instead. Barney: Captain, are you crazy? Grandpa Donald: Oh, don't get your panties all in a bunch. Live a little. Barney: I'd like to live a lot, that's the problem. Annie Lamm: Don't worry, Barney. I'm a good driver. Barney: I hope they spell my name right in the obituaries.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: My Cousin Vinny (1992)?
a.		[first lines] Thug: Who are you? Nancy Drew: Hello. I'm Nancy Drew. It's nice to meet you. May I ask who you are?
b.		Vinny Gambini: [the cook puts a big blob of lard on the stove] Excuse me, you guys down here hear about the ongoing cholesterol problem in the country?
c.		Mark Caldwell: You know, if I was to bring this battle of the wits down to direct insults, I'd say you were one of the most cold-blooded, scheming women I've ever met in my life! Sandra Marshall: You've already said that.
d.		Reverend Rufus: Mama! Does Tommy know you're here? Mama Gibbs: Pray for him, Rufus... you were always a good boy, pray for him. Reverend Rufus: Okay Mama, we'll pray for him.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: My Cousin Vinny (1992)?
a.		Jerry: Will you look at that! Look how she moves! It's like Jell-O on springs. Must have some sort of built-in motor or something. I tell you, it's a whole different sex!
b.		Vinny Gambini: [Vinny hears a drip in the motel bathroom] Weren't you the last one to use the bathroom? Lisa: So? Vinny Gambini: Well, did you use the faucet? Lisa: Yeah. Vinny Gambini: Then why didn'tcha turn it off? Lisa: I DID turn it off! Vinny Gambini: Well, if you turned it off, why am I listening to it? Lisa: Did it ever occur to you it could be turned off AND drip at the same time? Vinny Gambini: No. Because if you'd turned it off, it wouldn't drip! Lisa: Maybe it's broken. Vinny Gambini: Is that what you're saying? It's broken? Lisa: Yeah. That's it, it's broken. Vinny Gambini: You sure? Lisa: I'm positive. Vinny Gambini: Maybe you didn't twist it hard enough. Lisa: I twisted it just right. Vinny Gambini: How could you be so sure? Lisa: [sighs] If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model faucet requires a range of 10 to 16 foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torquage. Vinny Gambini: Well, how could you be sure you used 16 foot-pounds of torque? Lisa: Because I used a Craftsman model 1019 Laboratory Edition Signature Series torque wrench. The kind used by Caltech high energy physicists. And NASA engineers. Vinny Gambini: Well, in that case, how can you be sure THAT's accurate? Lisa: Because a split second before the torque wrench was applied to the faucet handle, it had been calibrated by top members of the state AND federal Department of Weights and Measures... to be dead on balls accurate! [She rips a page out of a magazine and hands it to him] Lisa: Here's the certificate of validation. Vinny Gambini: Dead on balls accurate? Lisa: It's an industry term. Vinny Gambini: [tosses paper away] I guess the fucking thing is broken.
c.		Ben Meechum: Would you like to die in action, Dad? Bull Meechum: It's better than dying of piles!
d.		Quint: [to Nina, as bad guys surround them] I am wide open for suggestion right now!

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: My Cousin Vinny (1992)?
a.		Walter: Hear about that guy up in the Bronx? Just went crazy; thought he was a pigeon. They've found him in the park, throwing breadcrumbs at himself.
b.		Cole Black: Hey metalmouth! Got another date with the trashcan.
c.		J.T.: Hey there little Yankee wuss! Look here, 'got your $200. You gonna kick the shit out of me now?
d.		Lance Barton: When I was a kid, we were so poor... that the roaches was on welfare.

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