Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Middle Men (2009) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Middle Men (2009) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Middle Men (2009).

About the movie: Chronicles Jack Harris, one of the pioneers of internet commerce, as he wrestles with his morals and struggles not to drown in a sea of conmen, mobsters, drug addicts, and pornstars.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Middle Men (2009)?
a.		Frank Griffin: Now I'm assuming you can clean this little mess.
b.		Verena Von Stefan: How are you feeling? 'Frosty' Frost: No cramps!
c.		Lt. George Wydell: What did you see? Who was she with? Where was she going? Captain Spaulding: I don't know. Yeah, that girl was in here last night. She was with three other stupid kids. They was nosing around... asking a bunch of stupid questions. Deputy Steve Naish: Questions about what? Captain Spaulding: I don't know. This and that. Mostly a bunch of tired Dr. Satan bullshit. [sighs] Captain Spaulding: Look, they caught a gander at the display in the back and they figured they'd run out and solve the great big Deadwood mystery about Dr. Satan. Lt. George Wydell: And how'd they get that idea? Captain Spaulding: I wrote 'em a map... out to the old farm road that runs past the Hanging Tree. I figured, what the hell? Can't do no harm. Besides, it's good for my tourist trade. Ha, ha! Deputy Steve Naish: You can shit ten bricks for all I care.
d.		[In the casino near the slot machine] Ginger: What are you starin' at? Ray Mercer: Honey, where I'd just been you get a lot of trouble for staring. What's your name? Ginger: Ginger. Ray Mercer: Ginger, do me a favour, will you? I'm not allowed to gamble. So all you have to do is just walk up, put the two Twenties in the machine and pull that lever. Whatever we win we'll make fifty fifty. What do you say? Ginger: Oh, no! Ray Mercer: Come on. You're my lucky star!

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Middle Men (2009)?
a.		Mordechai Jefferson Carver: Let's dance the hora. Damian Claus: You're a hora!
b.		Jerry Haggerty: Nobody likes a finger pointed at them.
c.		Frank: It's not easy having a good time! Even smiling makes my face ache!
d.		Phil Davis: We like to take care of our friends. Betty Haynes: But we're practically strangers! Phil Davis: Uh, we like to take care of that too. Betty Haynes: But I don't understand. Why are you doing this? I mean, what's in it for you? Phil Davis: Forty-five minutes all to myself.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Middle Men (2009)?
a.		Grandpa: Excuse me, young man, but in the great country of China, when a stranger admires one of your possessions, it's common courtesy to offer it to him. Kid at the ball: That's very interesting... Grandpa: Well I spent many years in China, and if you want me to feel thoroughly at home, you might offer me your partner. Kid at the ball: Huh? Grandpa: Spoken like a true gentleman.
b.		Sally: [jumping on the couch] Like being in the circus! The Cat: Yeah, but without those tortured animals or drunken clowns that have hepatitis.
c.		Bartleby Gaines: Why'd you get fired? Glen: I got fired for making a shrimp slushy. Bartleby Gaines: That's disgusting! Why would you do that pal? Glen: 'Cause I was hungry and thirsty!
d.		Jack Harris: [Narrating] Like everyone else, we were in debt trying to chase the American Dream.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Middle Men (2009)?
a.		Jack: We decided that, we want you to be on camera. Alison Scott: Oh my god, really? Jill: I know, I was so surprised too.
b.		Jack Harris: [Narrating] If I've learned one thing, it's that business is a lot like sex. Getting in is easy, pulling out is hard.
c.		Zep Hindle: Dr. Gordon's time is up, now I gotta do what I gotta do and... I'm afraid it has to be you that tells him he's failed. Dr. Lawrence Gordon: [in bathroom, cell phone ringing] Is that you, Zep, you bastard? I know it's you, you son of a bitch! Alison Gordon: [back in Gordon household] Larry. Dr. Lawrence Gordon: Ali? Alison Gordon: You failed.
d.		Lee: I'm not third world ugly, women like me! They think I'm cute, like... Snoopy. James Carter: Lee, Snoopy is six inches taller than you.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Middle Men (2009)?
a.		Petulia: My name's Petulia Danner. I've been married for six months and I haven't had an affair yet.
b.		Nikita Sokoloff: You know the FBI's following you?
c.		Scar: Ah. so you haven't told them your little secret. Well, Simba, now's your chance to tell them. Tell them who is responsible for Mufasa's death. Adult Simba: [pause] I am. Sarabi: [whispering] It's not true. Tell me it's not true. Adult Simba: It's true. Scar: You see? He admits it. Murderer! Adult Simba: No! It was an accident! Scar: If it weren't for you Mufasa would still be alive. It's your fault he's dead. Do you deny it? Adult Simba: No. Scar: Then you're guilty. Adult Simba: No, I'm not a murderer!
d.		Hubie: I wonder how far it is to Antarctica Rocko: 3000 miles in that direction. But you'll never get there. I'll give it three days tops and you'll be in the belly of anything from a killer whale, to a sardine!

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Middle Men (2009)?
a.		Elmer Zinneman: [sees Marty stuck in the condemned bridge] Spooky in there, ain't it?
b.		Frank Griffin: Can I count on your vote next year? Jack Harris: Got it.
c.		Cleopatra: How DARE you and the rest of your barbarians set fire to my library? Play conqueror all you want, Mighty Caesar! Rape, murder, pillage thousands, even millions of human beings! But neither you nor any other barbarian has the right to destroy one human thought!
d.		Peter: Badonkadonk.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Middle Men (2009)?
a.		[after being exposed and thrown out of the house] Royal: The past six days have been the best six days of probably my whole life. Narrator: Immediately after making this statement, Royal realized that it was true.
b.		Pierre Bezukhov: [Before the Battle of Borodino] Such an enormous event! All our lives will be different from now on because of what is going to happen here tomorrow.
c.		James Whale: My life is a game of strip poker. Want to play?
d.		Jack Harris: I'm just a business man. Nikita Sokoloff: Aren't we all?

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Middle Men (2009)?
a.		[discussing the effects of the bomb on a 707] Joe Patroni: The sudden decompression at 30, 000 feet is something you gotta see to believe. Tanya Livingston: He'll get sucked out, won't he? Joe Patroni: So will anyone sittin' next to him. Until that pressure equalizes, everything within 20 feet to him that's not nailed down or strapped in is gonna get sucked right out of that hole. Bert Weatherby: Is it that powerful, are you sure? Joe Patroni: Humph! Yeah, I'm sure. When I was a mechanic in the Air Force, I was being transferred on a MATS plane, At 20,000 feet, one of the windows shattered. The guy sitting next to it was about 170 pounds. He went through that little space like a hunk of hamburger going down a disposal, and right after him coats, pillows, blankets, cups, saucers. Yeah, I'm sure! Mel Bakersfeld: Takes about 3 seconds, doesn't it? Joe Patroni: 3, 4 or 5, depends on the size of the hole. Everything fogs up just like that. [snaps fingers] Joe Patroni: And THEN watch out! At that altitude, you can't breathe. So unless they get on oxygen in 45 seconds, it's good-bye!
b.		Franz Ebbing: You realize you will never get out of here. Every entrance is guarded. Alfred "Gloves" Donahue: Aaah, don't try that line on me, Jack. This is Broadway, not Berlin! Franz Ebbing: It's a great pity, Mr. Donahue, that you and I should oppose each other. We have so much in common. Alfred "Gloves" Donahue: Yeah? How's that? Franz Ebbing: You are a man of action. You take what you want, and so do we. You have no respect for democracy - neither do we. It's clear we should be allies. Alfred "Gloves" Donahue: It's clear you are screwy. I've been a refistered Democrat ever since I could vote. I may not be Model Citizen Number One, but I pay my taxes, wait for traffic lights, and buy 24 tickets to the Policeman's Ball. Brother, don't get me mixed up in no league that rubs out innocent bakers and... [Shoots an alarm buzzer thar Ebbing was about to push] Franz Ebbing: [Taken aback by the accuracy of the shot] Excellent! Did you learn that in one of your gang wars? Alfred "Gloves" Donahue: No, that's a little trick I picked up in Benny's Shootin' Gallery in Coney Island, and if you don't quit stallin', I'll show you some other tricks I learned in Brooklyn.
c.		Jerry Haggerty: You're not a greedy man, Jack. Why are you still hanging around?
d.		Sgt. Duncan: It's your life. I can't teach you the bush over night.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Middle Men (2009)?
a.		Jack Harris: I have no interest in making a living creating porn.
b.		Mark Dargus: Cut to 13 years later, you're 44 years of age. You're flying for the shittiest-little-shuttle-fucking piece of shit Mexican airline that there is.
c.		Garbage Truck Driver: Hey get out of the road! Go on! Erik: Asshole.
d.		Madea: You know who you remind me of right now? You remind me of Peter. You know who Peter was? Peter was one of the twelve disciplines. And they were out on a boat near an isle in the Greek Atlantic Ocean. And when they was on this boat, a storm rose up and the twelve disciplines, they got really, really worried and upset. They said, "Oh Lord, what are we gonna do?" and they saw something coming towards them that looked like a ghost. But it wasn't a ghost. It was Jesus. And Peter said, "Jesus, if that's you then let me come out to you." You gotta be careful what you ask the Lord for. So Jesus said, "Come on out." So Peter stepped out of the boat and was walking on the water. Jennifer: He was walking on water? Madea: On the water. He was walking on the water toward Jesus. Long as he kept his eyes on Jesus, he stayed on top of the water. He took his eyes off him though. You know why? He got distracted. You know why he got distracted? See, this is what you got to do. When you got your eye on Jesus, you can't get distracted by nothing. Jonah passed by in the belly of the whale. He looked down, Free Willy, with Jonah inside the belly and it made him distracted so he started to sink. He said, "Jesus, Jesus, help me." Jesus said, "I can't. I got to go to Calvary. I'm late." So Jesus went on to the cross. He said, "Don't worry though. I'm gonna send you a comforter. When the comforter come, you gonna be alright." So he's swimming. He try and swim. He was worried. And Jaws was coming. Spielberg did that Jaws thing. And he was surrounded. You know what happened? Jennifer: What? Madea: Just in the nick of time... See this is what I'm talking about, when you think you ain't gonna make it, in the nick of time, something happens. Noah came up in the arch. That's right, Noah came rowing up in the arch of St. Louis Arch. He pulled right up beside him. Peter got on there, he said, "Thank you for saving me." Noah said, "No problem, man. It's cool. What up, fool?" So he showed him around. Noah had turned the arch into a cruise ship cause he ain't have nothing to do after he saved the world. Hey, you know who was on there? Eve. Jennifer: Eve? Madea: She was in the VIP section. And Peter asked, he said, "Eve, come on, go to the show." So she went to see this show. They had tigers. You know, they had two tigers, two bears, two lions. You know how they had the male and the female. Well, Siegfried and Roy was there, and they had the two lions there. And them Lions jumped up and scratched Eve. That's how Eve get them two paws there. You ever see Eve with the paws? She got two paws right there. Read your Bible some time, honey. Read your Bible.

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Middle Men (2009)?
a.		Hogarth Hughes: [seeing the shot deer] It's dead. The Iron Giant: Dead? [the Giant tries to pick up the deer] Hogarth Hughes: Don't do that! The Iron Giant: But... why? Hogarth Hughes: It's dead, understand? They shot it, with that gun. [the Giant looks at the gun; his eyes narrow and turn red] Hogarth Hughes: Hey, are you all right? The Iron Giant: [snaps out of it] Gun. Hogarth Hughes: Yes. Guns kill. The Iron Giant: Guns kill.
b.		Joe Anton: 'Keep off the grass' is written all over her.
c.		Louie La La: You got two minutes to get my money. After that, somebody's getting his knees broke.
d.		Marty: I might just grow to be five-ten. I'll be hot.

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