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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Meet the Parents (2000) - Part (6) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Meet the Parents (2000) - Part (6) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Meet the Parents (2000) - Part (6)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Meet the Parents (2000).

About the movie: Male nurse Greg Focker meets his girlfriend's parents before proposing, but her suspicious father is every date's worst nightmare.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Meet the Parents (2000)?
a.		Carter Chambers: Edward, I've had baths that were deeper than you.
b.		Jack Byrnes: Greg, how come you don't like cats? Greg Focker: I don't not like cats. I-I just - I just prefer dogs. I mean, I'm just more of a dog kind of, you know. Come home, wagging their little tails, happy to see you kind of... Jack Byrnes: You need that assurance, do you? You prefer an emotionally shallow animal? Greg Focker: I... Jack Byrnes: You see, Greg, when you yell at a dog, his tail will go between his legs and cover his genitals, his ears will go down. A dog is very easy to break, but cats make you work for their affection. They don't sell out the way dogs do.
c.		Joe: Dude, where'd she dump you, man? Lloyd Dobler: In the car. Denny: Oh man, your car? Man, Dissed in the Malibu. Thats your castle, man.
d.		Ria: [to Triad, about Chev] This dude my Kevin Costner! He going to beat you off! Cypress Triad Hood #1: What? Chev Chelios: Where's Johnny Vang? Cypress Triad Hood #1: You looking to get your ass killed dawg? Ria: You ask for it, he's gonna tap your ass! Chev Chelios: Wrong expression.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Meet the Parents (2000)?
a.		Jack Byrnes: If you married my daughter, would you support her in the way that she deserves to be supported? Greg Focker: Yes. Jack Byrnes: Would you be honest and faithful to her? Greg Focker: Yes. Jack Byrnes: Will you devote yourself entirely to her for the rest of your life? Greg Focker: Of course. Jack Byrnes: Gaylord Focker, will you be my son-in-law?
b.		Candy: [to Duncan] I'm sick and fed-up. Of you and all men. How do ya like them apples?
c.		Jacques: Are you Roland T. Flakfizer? Flakfizer: That all depends. Do I owe you money? Jacques: No. Flakfizer: In a drunken stupor, did I promise to marry you? Jacques: No. Flakfizer: Then I'm your man!
d.		Tommy Cahill: He's my brother!

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Meet the Parents (2000)?
a.		Burt Munro: Invercargill, I-N-V-E-R-C-A-R-G-I-L-L. Sometimes I spell it with one 'L' to save ink.
b.		Greg Focker: [obviously joking about the cat using the toilet] Plus, you got another guy around the house to leave the seat up. Jack Byrnes: [long pause] He can't lift the seat, Greg. He lacks the strength and opposable thumbs.
c.		Kitty Fane: I was wondering if you could tell me when the post comes through. It's for Shanghai. Waddington: Unfortunately, since the cholera the cowards won't venture past the river port. But leave it with me. A local trader I know is making the trip on Friday. Kitty Fane: [hands Waddington the letter] Waddington: [reading the envelope] Townsend. Charlie Townsend? Kitty Fane: Yes. He's an acquaintance of my husband. Do you know him? [Kitty takes the letter back and looks worried] Waddington: Years ago. We were both assigned to the consulate in Shanghai. Charming wife. Kitty Fane: Yes. They're very popular, aren't they? Waddington: He'd made a science of popularity. Kitty Fane: So you know his family? Waddington: Well, well enough. I like Dorothy. Kitty Fane: [laughs] Yes, I understand they're quite the devoted couple. Waddington: Oh, he had his little flirtations. Kitty Fane: Nothing serious. Waddington: I once heard her say that she found it most unflattering that the women who fell for her husband were so consistently second-rate. Kitty Fane: [looks mortified for a moment, then laughs] Well, enjoy the record. Waddington: Mrs. Fane? The letter. Kitty Fane: Right. Yes, it suddenly occured to me that Friday's much too late. Thanks all the same.
d.		Boris: Oh, Balto. I was so scared, I got people bumps.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Meet the Parents (2000)?
a.		Henry Hill: If you're part of a crew, nobody ever tells you that they're going to kill you, doesn't happen that way. There weren't any arguments or curses like in the movies. See, your murderers come with smiles, they come as your friends, the people who've cared for you all of your life. And they always seem to come at a time that you're at your weakest and most in need of their help.
b.		[drinking a freshly-killed man's blood from a glass] Aleera: Thirty years old... perfectly aged.
c.		Frank: [singing] I'm just a sweet transvestite, from Transsexual Transylvania.
d.		Greg Focker: Does he hook all your boyfriends up to his little machine? Pam Byrnes: Well, he doesn't need a machine. He's a human lie detector. Greg Focker: What? Pam Byrnes: Greg, my father was never in the rare flower business. That was just his cover. He was in the C.I.A. for 34 years. Greg Focker: How could you not tell me this? Pam Byrnes: I wanted to, honey, but it was strictly on a "need-to-know" basis. Greg Focker: So, what? He's in the C.I.A.? He was a spy? He is a spy? Pam Byrnes: No, he was more like a psychological profiler. They used him to interrogate suspected double agents in the company. Greg Focker: Oh yea. That's great. I was scared of your dad back when I thought he was a florist. It's wonderful to know that I've actually got a C.I.A. spy-hunter on my ass.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Meet the Parents (2000)?
a.		[as an executioner tries to draw his sword but can't] Maximus: The frost, it sometimes makes the blade stick. [kills the executioner]
b.		Abusive Drunk: [to terangi's friends] "Get up! Get up I said! [2 people flee the table, Terangi does not move] Abusive Drunk: [to Terangi] "Clear out! Get up when a white man tells ya! [he hits Terangi, Terangi hits him back, braking his jaw]
c.		Greg Focker: [about the polygraph machine] Now these aren't 100% accurate right? Jack Byrnes: Oh you'd be surprised how accurate they are.
d.		Esther: Kate, it's too late. It's your own fault. You took your family for granted. [She tries to leave; Kate grabs her] Kate Coleman: What do you mean? Esther: What are you going to do? Hit me?

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Meet the Parents (2000)?
a.		Jesse: I don't know, I think that if I could just accept the fact that my life is supposed to be difficult. You know, that's what to be expected, then I might not get so pissed-off about it and I'll just be glad when something nice happens.
b.		Sgt. Siek: Your mission is to kill me. My mission is to kill you first. And I'm good. Marine in Barracks: Them paintball bullets, they hurt?
c.		Dina Byrnes: I just feel sorry the poor boy never had a home-cooked meal. What kind of family doesn't have time to sit down for dinner? Jack Byrnes: Fugitives.
d.		Nicholas Dos Santos: Based on our intelligence, we know that the ocean will be at the beach. Derrick Cortland: Well, uh - isn't the ocean... always at the beach? Nicholas Dos Santos: [chuckles] It's tricky that way.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Meet the Parents (2000)?
a.		Quasimodo: [singing] Safe behind these windows and these parapets of stone / Gazing at the people down below me / All my life I watch them as I hide up here alone / Hungry for the histories they show me / All my life I memorize their faces / Knowing them as they will never know me / All my life I wonder how it feels to pass a day / Not above them / But part of them...
b.		Alex Cutter: I watched the war on TV like everybody else. Thought the same damn things. You know what you thought when you saw a picture of a young woman with a baby lying face down in a dictch, two gooks. You had three reactions, Rich, same as everybody else. The first one was real easy: 'I hate the United States of America'. Yeah. You see the same damn thing the next day and you move up a notch. 'There is no God'. But you know what you finally say, what everybody finally says, no matter what? 'I'm hungry.'
c.		Margo Channing: I detest cheap sentiment.
d.		Jack Byrnes: So what if he took the MCATs? He's still not good enough for Pam. Dina Byrnes: Who is, Jack? Nobody has ever been good enough for your Pam. I mean, do you realize that you never even warmed up to Kevin until she broke up with him? Maybe it's time you think about what Pam wants.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Meet the Parents (2000)?
a.		Helen North: [getting ready for her date with Frank] Good heavens! What did you do to this dress? Colleen North: Oh, Mother, it was practically an antique! Janette North: We just shortened it a little. Helen North: A little? I look like a teeny-bopper! Janette North: What's wrong with that? Helen North: I can't go out like this! Jean North: Why not? Your legs are better than mine.
b.		Carmen: Maybe he was upset cos you were so bad. Brooke: Ease off Carmen, she was killing it.
c.		Chunk: Look at this. They've got Misissippi Mud and they've got Chocolate Eruption and they've got what? [Everyone screams] Chunk: It's a stiff. [Everyone screams and drops the dead body]
d.		Greg Focker: I love your daughter, Jack. I love her more than anything. But frankly sir, I'm a little terrified of being your son-in-law. This whole weekend has given me a lot of doubts about whether or not I could even survive in your family. I think you've got some serious issues. Jack Byrnes: If I lighten up, would you consider marrying my daughter? Greg Focker: Would you lighten up a lot? Jack Byrnes: [unsure] Yeah. Greg Focker: Yes or no? Jack Byrnes: Yes. Greg Focker: Would you let me and Pam live our lives and not interfere all the time? Jack Byrnes: I promise not to interfere in your lives all the time. Greg Focker: Will you stop making fun of me for being a nurse? Jack Byrnes: Could you at least try, maybe, to consider another profession? Greg Focker: Jack, yes or no? Jack Byrnes: Ever? Greg Focker: No! Jack Byrnes: Okay, yes. Greg Focker: Would you let me and Pam sleep in the same room? Jack Byrnes: Don't push it, Focker! You're in a real mess.

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Meet the Parents (2000)?
a.		Jack Byrnes: Is your name Gaylord Focker, yes or no? Greg Focker: Yes. Jack Byrnes: Are you a male nurse? Greg Focker: Yes. Jack Byrnes: Are you a pothead? Greg Focker: No. Jack Byrnes: Have you ever smoked pot? Greg Focker: Yes. Jack Byrnes: Did you spray-paint the tail of a cat to pass him off as Mr. Jinx? Greg Focker: Yes. Jack Byrnes: Did you do that because you desperately were seeking my approval? Greg Focker: Yes. Jack Byrnes: Because you love my daughter Pam? Greg Focker: Yes. Jack Byrnes: Do you want to marry her? [Greg says nothing] Jack Byrnes: Do you want to marry her? Greg Focker: I did, till I met you.
b.		Earl Bassett: Dammit, I'm gonna kick his ass! Valentine McKee: I'm gonna help you.
c.		Scientist: Private Miller, you've been smoking item nine for seven minutes and thirteen seconds. We're going to ask you several questions. How do you feel? Private Miller: Ah, well, sir, I feel like a, like a slice of butter... melting on top of a big-ol' pile of flapjacks... yeah.
d.		James Bond: Bond, James Bond

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Meet the Parents (2000)?
a.		Jack Fate: By the way, which side of the political fence are you on? Desk Clerk: I do not belong to any political party, sir. I guess you could call me... a feminist
b.		Detective William Henry Blore: [every time he's about to make some blunder] I get it!
c.		Pam Byrnes: Hey, listen, be nice to this one, okay? I kinda like him.
d.		Detective McBain: [after shooting David and realizing the truth] So, is someone gonna unplug me now? [to Jane] Detective McBain: Do me a favor, will you? When you get back to wherever it is that you come from, just leave us all the hell alone down here, okay?

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