Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : MASH (1970) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : MASH (1970) Quiz

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: MASH (1970).

About the movie: The staff of a Korean War field hospital use humor and hijinks to keep their sanity in the face of the horror of war.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: MASH (1970)?
a.		Lester: I hereby claim Mars in the name of the United States of America. Orville: Me too.
b.		Racetrack: You get your picture in the papes, you're famous. You're famous, you get anything you want. That's what's so great about New York.
c.		Colonel Blake: Hawkeye Pierce? I got a twix from headquarters about you... says you stole a jeep. Hawkeye Pierce: No sir, no, I didn't steal it. No, it's right outside.
d.		John Brickner: What you know about me could fit in the crack of my ass?

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: MASH (1970)?
a.		Kirk: So, where you heading, man? Hitchhiker: South. Franklin: You work at that place? The slaughter house? Hitchhiker: Uh... no. Sally: How'd you get stuck way out here? Hitchhiker: I was at the slaughter house. Franklin: I got an uncle who works in a slaughter house. Hitchhiker: I used to work there. My brother did too. My grandfather too. My family's always been in meat! Franklin: [quietly to Sally] A whole family of Draculas!
b.		Hotlips O'Houlihan: I wonder how such a degenerated person ever reached a position of authority in the Army Medical Corps. Father Mulcahy: He was drafted.
c.		Jason's Girlfriend: I wonder what kind of business they're talking about. Gloria Minetti Nesstra: They're laundering money. Jason's Girlfriend: What do you mean? Gloria Minetti Nesstra: The cute Colombian and his boyfriend with the black eye. They represent a big drug cartel. They're looking to invest billions in Wall Street, and your boyfriend is setting it up for them. Jason's Girlfriend: Wow, how exciting! Gloria Minetti Nesstra: Yeah, well, Fulvio will foul the whole thing up, trust me. Judy Tipp: Why do you say that? Gloria Minetti Nesstra: He's out of his league. He doesn't have the brains or the self-control to pull anything like this off. He's pretending. Jason's Girlfriend: Have a little faith in him. Gloria Minetti Nesstra: Faith in Fulvio? He's a loser. His big ambition is to be a gardener like his grandfather, but the freakin moron can't even grow a tomato. You ever hear of an Italian that can't grow a tomato? I rest my case.
d.		Miss Hannigan: Don't be so mean, you mean old meanie. Daddy Warbucks: Come my dear. Miss Hannigan: Let's you and me make, why shouldn't we make hey. Daddy Warbucks: I've got an appointment at one. Miss Hannigan: This way. You every been to Bonus Iree? Daddy Warbucks: Where? Miss Hannigan: I hunger for the Ar-gen-tine Daddy Warbucks: Argen-teena. Miss Hannigan: Let's you and me fill up our diaries! Daddy Warbucks: What? Stop! Miss Hannigan: Buy me a ruby. Daddy Warbucks: No! Miss Hannigan: Why shouldn't you be mine?

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: MASH (1970)?
a.		Colonel Blake: [to Spearchucker Jones at the football practice] I had another idea. I think we should have some plays. You know, usually in football you have some organized plays. Spearchucker: I took the liberty. Colonel Blake: Oh, you have... Spearchucker: I drew up about seven or eight plays. I figure that's about all this bunch can handle. Colonel Blake: Oh, these are good. These are very good. Uh, what are these little arrows here?
b.		Albert Kropp: Ah, the French certainly deserve to be punished for starting this war. Detering: Everybody says it's somebody else. Tjaden: Well. how do they start a war? Albert Kropp: Well, one country offends another. Tjaden: How could one country offend another? Tjaden: You mean there's a mountain over in Germany gets mad at a field over in France? [Everyone laughs] Albert Kropp: Well, stupid, one people offends another. Tjaden: Oh, well, if that's it, I shouldn't be here at all. I don't feel offended. Katczinsky: It don't apply to tramps like you. Tjaden: Good. Then I could be goin' home right away. Paul Bäumer: Ah, you just try it. Katczinsky: Yeah. You wanna get shot? Tjaden: The kaiser and me... [the others laugh] Tjaden: Me and the kaiser felt just alike about this war. We didn't either of us want any war, so I'm going home. He's there already. Hair-peak soldier: Somebody must have wanted it. Maybe it was the English. No, I don't want to shoot any Englishman. I never saw one 'til I came up here. And I suppose most of them never saw a German 'til they came up here. No, I'm sure they weren't asked about it. Paul Bäumer: No. Detering: Well, it must be doing somebody some good. Detering: Not me and the kaiser. Hair-peak soldier: I think maybe the kaiser wanted a war. Tjaden: You leave us out of this! Katczinsky: I don't see that. The kaiser's got everything he needs. Hair-peak soldier: Well, he never had a war before. Every full-grown emperor needs one war to make him famous. Why, that's history. Paul Bäumer: Yeah, generals, too. They need war.
c.		Carol: You get that tape of Sam Stone finishing off his wife, and that man will give us anything we want for the rest of his life! Earl Mott: Yeah! Then we're off to Haiti. Carol: Not Haiti, Tahiti! Earl Mott: Oh... I knew that.
d.		[from the unrated version] Ricky Bobby: Hey. I lost my license. That's why I'm on the bus... I'm delivering pizzas. Passenger on Bus: Mothafucka, what makes you think I care? Shut the fuck up! Ricky Bobby: I- I've just telling you that 'cause, like I said, I lost my license. I've just been having a lot of problems lately. Passenger on Bus: Problems? I don't want to hear about your damn problems! Everybody's got problems! My momma got problems she just lost her leg! My cousin Pookie just lost a testicle! My dog just threw up somebody's finger! That's a problem! Ricky Bobby: I really regret opening my mouth and talking to you.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: MASH (1970)?
a.		SSgt. Gorman: [Hawkeye and Trapper begin speaking in mock Japanese] Goddamn army. [Tries to start his Jeep] SSgt. Gorman: Goddamn army jeep.
b.		Forrest Gump: [running] I had run for 3 years, 2 months, 14 days, and 16 hours. [he stops and turns around] Young Man Running: Quiet, quiet! He's gonna say something! Forrest Gump: [pause] I'm pretty tired... I think I'll go home now.
c.		Ernie: I'm the only man to win the Arctic Flame three years in a row. Ted: Congratulations. Ernie: But it is kind of an odd prize. Goes to the musher who finishes last. Ted: In Miami three-times losers go to prison.
d.		Ryan: [to Cooper] You just can't get past the dog, can you?

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: MASH (1970)?
a.		Ariel: You're not getting cold fins now, are you?
b.		[Howard tries to grab the doll] Mall Santa: [Santa stops him] Ah! That'll be three hundred. Howard Langston: Dollars? Mall Santa: No, chocolate kisses. Yes dollars! Howard Langston: I can't believe this, what ever happened to your lofty ideas huh? I though you're doing all this for the kids. Mall Santa: Well sure, but I don't see why we can't pick up a little loose change in the process.
c.		Mrs. Bickerman: I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole.
d.		Trapper John: Well, what's the matter with her today? Hawkeye Pierce: I don't know, I think it's one of those ladies' things. Trapper John: It's not like her to act like this. She's a bitch, look at my new flannel coat. She's going to have a nervous breakdown. Hawkeye Pierce: She can't even get out of the door, look. [Hawkeye sits down with Frank] Hawkeye Pierce: Morning, Frank. Heard from your wife? A bunch of the boys asked me to, uh, ask you, Frank, what Hot Lips was like in the sack. You know, was she... Frank Burns: Mind your own business. Hawkeye Pierce: No Frank, you know, is she better than self-abuse? Does that- does that big ass of hers move around a lot, Frank or does it sort of lie there flaccid? What would you say about that? Duke Forrest: What's Going on over there, is he getting pointers or something? Trapper John: Oh no, Hawkeye's trying to get him on an appearance tour. Duke Forrest: Ohhhh, is that a fact? Hawkeye Pierce: Would you say that she was a moaner, Frank? Seriously Frank. I mean, does she go "ooooh" or does she lie there quiet and not do anything at all? Frank Burns: Keep your filthy mouth to yourself. Hawkeye Pierce: Or does she go "uh-uh-uh"? Frank Burns: [Frank leaps over the table and attacks Hawkeye] Hawkeye Pierce: Get him off me! I've got glasses. Get him off me! Duke Forrest: What's going on, Frank? That lesson one? Hawkeye Pierce: Frank Burns has gone nuts! I'm wearing glasses, for God's sake. Trapper John: Watch out for your goodies, Hawkeye. That man is a sex maniac; I don't think Hot Lips satisfied him. Don't let him kiss you, Hawkeye.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: MASH (1970)?
a.		Rockhound: This is so much fun, it's freaky!
b.		Prosecutor: Chicolini, when were you born? Chicolini: I don't-a remember. I was just a little baby. Prosecutor: Isn't it true you tried to sell Freedonia's secret war code and plans? Chicolini: Sure, I sold a code and two pair of plans.
c.		David Abbott: I've told her to walk to the light, but she won't listen Elizabeth Masterson: There is no light! Aaaarrrggg! You're infuriating!
d.		Colonel Blake: You men just passing through? Duke Forrest: I was just enjoying that lovely dish there. [Refferring to Lt. Dish] Colonel Blake: Captain, you are speaking about a lieutenant in the United States Army. And I'm Colonel Blake. Duke Forrest: Oh, Colonel. I'm Duke Forrest. Your new cutter. And that's my driver over there... Hawkeye Pierce: Captain Hawkeye Pierce. [whistles] Colonel Blake: Captain Hawkeye Pierce. I got a TWX about you. It seems you stole a Jeep up at headquarters. Hawkeye Pierce: Oh no no, no, sir, I did not steal a Jeep. No, it's, uh, right outside. Right there. Colonel Blake: Oh, so it is. Captain Forrest, don't you know that when you report to your new duty station, you go to your commanding officer with a copy of your orders? Duke Forrest: Uh, Captain... Pierce, is it? Captain Pierce and me have just been boozing all day and... Colonel Blake: Good. Good. You've been working close to the front.

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: MASH (1970)?
a.		[the origin of her nickname] Hotlips O'Houlihan: [to Frank Burns, during sex, not knowing everyone is listening] Oh, Frank, my lips are hot. Kiss my hot lips.
b.		Clinton Willart: You really do hate life, don't you, Berry-Berry? You know, when you told me that before, I went along with you. Because I wanted to be just like you in every way I could. But I LIKE life, Berry-Berry. So long, Berry-Berry.
c.		Don Cleveland: You got to shave before you leave the house in a dress like that... and I don't mean your legs.
d.		Fairy Godmother: Harold, you have forced me to do something I really don't want to do. King: What... Where are we? Fast Food Clerk: Well, hi there! Welcome to Friar's Fat Boy. May I take your order? Fairy Godmother: My diet is ruined. I hope you're happy!

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: MASH (1970)?
a.		Bad Blake: Whole worlds have been tamed by men who ate biscuits.
b.		Stan Gable: Those nerds are a threat to our way of life.
c.		Hawkeye Pierce: Someone get that dirty old man out of this operating theater.
d.		Sgt. Otto Hansbach: Now you can pull that gun of yours and shoot me where I stand, or you can defend yourself as best you can, because I intend to beat you into the ground with my fists. Now, I'm waiting on ya!

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: MASH (1970)?
a.		Rob Salinger: Will you marry me?
b.		Colonel Zayas: [Menacing Nikolai with a grenade] This is such a small space... and this is such a very big grenade!
c.		Patricia Hearst: [to Cinque] I'm really struggling to overcome my bourgeois upbringing.
d.		[last lines] P.A. Announcer: [clears his throat] Attention. Tonight's movie has been "MASH." Follow the zany antics of our combat surgeons as they cut and stitch their way along the front lines, operating as bombs - [chuckles] P.A. Announcer: operating as bombs and bullets burst around them; snatching laughs and love between amputaions and penicillin. Colonel Blake: [Watches as a jeep rolls away] Did Hawkeye steal that jeep? Radar: No, sir. That's the one he came in. Colonel Blake: Oh, very good. Come along, my dear. [He and Lt. Leslie leave] P.A. Announcer: Follow Hawkeye, Trapper, Duke, Dago Red, Painless, Radar, Hot Lips, Dish and Staff Seargeant Vollmer as they put our boys back together again. [a montage of cast members starts] P.A. Announcer: Starring Donald Sutherland, Elliott Gould, Tom Skerritt, Sally Kellerman, Robert Duvall, Jo Ann Pflug, Rene Auberjonois, Roger Bowen, Gary Burghoff, David Arkin, John Schuck, Fred Williamson, Indus Arthur, Tim Brown, Corey Fischer, Bud Cort, Carl Gottlieb, Dawne Damon, Tamara Horrocks, Ken Prymus, Danny Goldman, Kim Atwood, Michael Murphy, G. Wood, Rick Teal and Bobby Troup. SSgt. Gorman: Goddamn army. P.A. Announcer: That is all. [a gong sounds and the screen suddenly goes black. End of movie*]

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: MASH (1970)?
a.		Title Card: Unheralded, Unexpected, Frenchmen in uniform joined Frenchmen in rags... and rebellion turned to revolution
b.		[while Murdock and his fellow inmates are watching a 3D movie, the team drives a humvee through the wall. Sosa is knocked to the ground] Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: [In a British accent] Oh Captain! Your chariot awaits! Capt. 'Howling Mad' Murdock: [Runs and hops into the vehicle] Sorry boys, gotta run! Can't finish the movie! Do let me know how it ends! Lt. Templeton 'Faceman' Peck: Charisa, where you hiding? Hey, stay beautiful baby. Col. John 'Hannibal' Smith: Punch it B.A.! Sgt. Bosco 'B.A.' Baracus: [Throws it in reverse] Let's go Fool!
c.		[a gun goes off at the football game] Hotlips O'Houlihan: Oh my God! They've shot him. Colonel Blake: Hot Lips, you incredible nincompoop. It's the end of the quarter.
d.		Erik: So long, faggots! You got brains the size of boogers, you homo queer bastards!

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