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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Anger Management (2003) - Part (6) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Anger Management (2003) - Part (6) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Anger Management (2003) - Part (6)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Anger Management (2003).

About the movie: Sandler plays a businessman who is wrongly sentenced to an anger-management program, where he meets an aggressive instructor.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Anger Management (2003)?
a.		Dave Buznik: Flirting is cheating's ugly cousin Buddy, I am not a cheater.
b.		Billy Hayes: I'm Billy Hayes. Jimmy: I'm Jimmy. Jimmy Booth. I'm an American just like you. This other guy here is Erich... something. I can't pronouce his last name. He's Swedish or something. Erich: Just Erich. Jimmy: Yeah... well, what do you think of this place, Billy? Billy Hayes: [looks around the prison hall and courtyard] Looks like some cheap rundown hotel. Jimmy: Yeah, thought you'd say that. Everyone says that this place looks like a cheap hotel. Billy Hayes: [sees peacocks along the fence of the prison] Peacocks. Why peacocks? Jimmy: The Turks use 'em instead of dogs to patrol the fence because they shreik like hell when they're approached or disturbed. Plus, they don't get rabies. [a little boy runs past them] Billy Hayes: Who are the kids? Jimmy: Kids? They're not kids. They're local street urchins the Turks lock up here in a seperate wing for the juveniles. Boys as young as nine or ten years old. They're thieves, drug dealers, muggers, con artists, pickpockets, rapists, murderers... you name it, they do it. Don't trust any of them!
c.		Jeff, Cop: [in a reach-around position on park Merry-go-round after being chained with Mike there by Louis, Carl and James] You will swing for this, James... I SHIT YOU NOT!
d.		Swan: [holding a contract] It's all here. Read it carefully, then sign at the bottom in blood. Messy, I know, but it's the only way to bind. Tradition.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Anger Management (2003)?
a.		Fezzik: Why do you wear a mask? Were you burned by acid, or something like that? Man in Black: Oh no, it's just that they're terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.
b.		Paul Kerr: I'm warning you, if this is a Jehovah's witness, he's about to witness your ass getting kicked.
c.		Dr. Buddy Rydell: So Peanut likes the spicy humor. Maybe he'd enjoy the knee-slapper you told me earlier about the great Buddha. Older Arnie Shankman: Oh, what did you say about Buddha? Dr. Buddy Rydell: Dave said, "How does a guy who weighs over six hundred pounds have the balls to teach people about self-discipline?"
d.		Bonnie Lee: [Joe has just died and Bonnie is feeling guilty about his death] Mr. Carter? Mr. Carter? Do you really think... I mean... Do you really think it was my fault, what happened out there? Geoff Carter: Sure it was your fault. You were gonna have dinner with him, the Dutchman hired him, I sent him up on schedule, the fog came in, a tree got in the way. All your fault. Forget it, unless you want the honor.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Anger Management (2003)?
a.		Sofia: [to Severin] You are so far behind you think you are first.
b.		Elevator Operator: Good evening, sir. Kaminsky: Down. Elevator Operator: There is no down. Kaminsky: Hey, I'm not a cop. I'm a player.
c.		Dave Buznik: Why couldn't you have told her something else? I was at the bank! I was at the store! I ate bad guacamole and couldn't stop shitting! Any of those things would have been fine!
d.		Capitão Nascimento: [to Neto] Take off this black uniform because you don't deserve it! Take it off! [slaps him] Capitão Nascimento: You're not a "skull", you're a kid!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Anger Management (2003)?
a.		Chuck: I'm in a mood, Dave. A bad mood, a very bad mood! I was fired from my ice cream truck job today! No more Fudgicles!
b.		Mohtz: That tattoo on your arm. Is that airborne? Jonah: The 182nd. Gulf War, 1991. Mohtz: Hmm. Mine here is the 405th Infantry. Outside of Da Nang, South Vietnam, 1968. Whole platoon got wiped out, but it wasn't Charlie. Jonah: You're shitting me. Friendly fire killed your whole platoon? Mohtz: No, no, not exactly. One night, me and the C.O. were pulling guard duty, and we're sharing a joint... Thai Stick. I'm really stoned. And all of a sudden, we see this streak of light across the sky. Zoom! Waaa! And it looks like it lands about two klicks northeast of camp. So the C.O. says, "I'm gonna check it out." I said, "go ahead, cap man". More doobie for me, you know. So off he goes and uh... it could have been 10 minutes or two hours. I don't know. I was stoned. But he comes back and I notice that he's acting weird. But now, oh... now, no problem, it's just the Thai Stick kicking in. Well man, pretty soon he starts jumping around like his pants are on fire. I'm not shittin' you. And he... off comes his pants. He rips them off. Rips his skivvies off. Now I got my C.O. standing there in front of me, buck naked from the waist down. And then something happened, man, that... uh... boot camp did not prepare me for. This guy's pecker... his dick, ripped itself off his body and slithered towards the tent. So, the C.O.'s screaming like hell before he expires. Pretty soon, I can't hear him because dozens of screams are coming from the tents where all the platoon was. Want to know what the hell it sounded like? I think it sounded like... 30 men getting massacred by a dick as it shoved itself through them in rapid speed. So, I went over and hid behind a rock for about an hour and had to listen to my whole platoon being murdered. I think I heard one guy getting a shot or two off, but he then screamed as he got killed too. So, after it stopped... I very cautiously, believe me, crept into the officers tent to get a radio to get some air support and... I see the dick lying there on a sleeping bag and it looks like it's looking right back at me. But it looked, you know, fucking weak, man. And it was like in this, you know, shriveled... what kind of period do you call it? T.J.: A refractory period. Happens just after sex. Mohtz: Yeah, yeah, you know, I could have killed it right then, but I was so stoned I was afraid that I'd miss. And on the other hand, I knew it was only a matter of time before... you know, it would be back in action again. So, without taking my eyes off it, I get on the radio and have them chopper in two Saigon whores. So, for the next half-hour, I'm holding my weapon on this dick lying on a sleeping back in the blood-splattered tent. Now, I figured it won't know I'm stoned, so he won't jump me, you know? So, the chopper arrived just in time, thank God, because now the dick was getting big and hard. So, I tell the two whores when they showed up in the tent, "look, hey, I'll do anything, man. I'll take you to the States, anything, if you just lie down there and spread your legs for me." Well, I guess "states" was the magic word because I never two Vietnamese whores taking off their panties and clothes so quickly in all your life. Now, the dick must have smelled dinner because... choo! It makes a beeline for the whores. So I watch, and I wait, and watch. Finally, finally it blows it's load, I grabbed it, and ran it outside the tent. I threw it in a bunker. God... Jesus Christ man! About 10 seconds later, out runs about 15 gooks. And I could have nailed any one of them but no, I made a priority decision. Threw in a grenade. Yelled, "fire in the hole!" Fa-foom! Well, guess what. Now it's raining dick. Yeah, raining dick! I crawled into a whisky bottle. I got back to the States and I've been in there ever since.
c.		Phil McCullough: Mr. President, we have to act strong President Ashton: No we have to BE strong. We have the world's sympathy. Let's HONOR them.
d.		[driving around while asleep, Alice spots Freddy standing in the road] Alice Johnson: All right, I'm gonna punch his ticket in. [jams on pedal harder, but Freddy disappears and car crashes]

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Anger Management (2003)?
a.		[first lines] Taxi Driver: [as Larry walks into the street] Hey, watch it!
b.		Dr. Buddy Rydell: ...You're on my side of the arm rest. We're not gonna have problems, are we?
c.		David Drayton: Sure there's no way I can talk you out of this? Brent Norton: David, there's nothing out there. Nothing in the mist. David Drayton: What if you're wrong? Brent Norton: Then, I guess... the joke will be on me afterall.
d.		Lisle Von Rhuman: [Emerges from her pool wearing only high heels] I hope you don't mind that Harry and Dick had to dress you... You were inproperly attired, for the occasion. Ernest Menville: What occasion? Lisle Von Rhuman: I'm throwing a party upstairs... I throw one every Spring, for my clients. Ernest Menville: All right... ok... what do you want with me? Lisle Von Rhuman: For you... I'd like to give a present... The gift of life and youth, forever...

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Anger Management (2003)?
a.		Otto: Despite your thievery, we are prepared to buy it from you right now... in cash. [opens suitcase of euros] Jan Wolfhouse: Big deal. A suitcase full of monopoly money. Schlemmer: Come on, those are euros. Landfill: What's that, like pesos? Otto: That is legal European tender! Rolf: I told you we should have brought Deutsch marks. Gunter: But they are so hard to find!
b.		Dave Buznik: [recording his voice with the tape recorder] I'm feeling very angry right now, because I have only one bed and no couch.
c.		Carl Fredricksen: This is crazy. I finally meet my childhood hero and he's trying to kill us. What a joke. Dug: Hey, I know a joke! A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for the winter and now I am dead." Ha! It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
d.		Paul Finch: But, as they say, "We'll always have Paris." Stifler's Mom: And the pool table. Paul Finch: And the car. Stifler's Mom: And the two-room suite I have upstairs. Paul Finch: Come on you. [pulling her to the staircase]

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