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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Lakeboat (2000) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Lakeboat (2000) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Lakeboat (2000)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Lakeboat (2000).

About the movie: Film adaptation of David Mamet's comic play Lakeboat about a grad student who takes a summer job on a Great Lakes freighter and sees life through the eyes of his low-brow crew members.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lakeboat (2000)?
a.		Shannon Christie: May I ask, what are you doing, sitting at my table? Joseph Donnelly: I'm eating your chocolate cake.
b.		Miranda Margulies: We can get the Times to write something. Or that nut from the Observer. Kathleen Kelly: Wait, what... what nut from the Observer? Miranda Margulies: Frank something? The one who's so in love with his typewriter. This is just the sort of thing that would outrage him!
c.		Stan: Who is the most grotesque broad you ever fucked? Fred: I'd have to think about that. Stan: I'd like to know.
d.		Max: Well, I've lost my appetite. [Throws food away] Max: For about a year.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lakeboat (2000)?
a.		Fred: Steven Seagal is the strongest guy in ten years. Stan: You know what? You are truly an idiot. You could have said that in the dark, and I would've known it was you, because only you could make so stupid a statement. Steven Seagal has got to be the dumbest jagoff I can remember. Fred: Yeah, it's like you to say that. Stan: You know about it? Fred: I know when a guy is strong. Stan: And that's what Seagal is, strong, huh? Fred: Yeah. Stan: You know, you're right. I agree with you 100%, he is strong, this Seagal. I can't think of anything that could be stronger than him, unless maybe a pile of shit! Fred: What do you know? Who do you like? Stan: Oh, I'll tell you. You want a real strong fella, a real type. I'd have to say Jerry Lewis. He could probably knock the shit out of this Seagal. Fred: Aw, you don't know nothing. You don't know a fucking champ when you're looking at him in the movies, for chrissakes. This guy is stark, he's the best. Stan: He's the best, alright. Like jacking off is better than getting laid. This guy Seagal is the biggest jackoff of all time. Fred: Yeah, I agree with you, Stan. I see your point, the man is not stark, he's no fucking good. That's why he didn't take five fucking guys in that barroom using only one pool cue. I see your point!
b.		Black cop: You know you can't help but admire those young Brothers, they do alot of good in their communities. Pruitt: You ever hear about the common good, the United States of America is more than a simple collection of ghettoes, this country was built on Capitalism and Democracy, and in a Democracy, the Majority rules, we are a Minority unless we integrate, fully! Black cop: Whose side are you on? Brother Pruitt: No! Whose side are you on? Officer
c.		Ben Antrim: All right, Billy. All right. You still haven't answered my question. What do you want to do? Billy Bonney: Nothin'.
d.		[last lines] Daryl Van Horne: [on video] Take it easy. We don't want the whole household in here, do we, boys? That's it. Good boys, we're gonna do just fine. Now come on, come on to daddy and gimme a big kiss. Come on, good boys, come on. Come on, come to daddy, cootchie, cootchie, cootchie, coo. [sounds of babies overlapping] Daryl Van Horne: That's it, come on, come on. come on. [laughs, pause] Daryl Van Horne: Aw ladies, come on.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lakeboat (2000)?
a.		Fred: It's getting expensive just to live. Joe Pitko: Sure as shit. Fred: Just to buy a pack of Camels, it's getting so you have to go to the fucking bank. Used to be 26 cents a pack in Indiana. Joe Pitko: I remember when it was 17 cents in Tennessee. Fred: You're not from there. Joe Pitko: Ah, we used to go there. Wish I never got started. I used to buy them from my old man. He used to say "Hey, if you're gonna smoke, don't hide it. Smoke in my presence." Fred: So did you? Joe Pitko: Christ, no, he would've kicked the shit out of me. Fred: It's too fucking expensive. You never should have got started. Fuck! Joe Pitko: It's going up. Fred: When's it gonna stop, I swear to god I don't know. We'll all be selling syphilitic fucking apples to each other on a street corner.
b.		Kay: If God had only one message, his most important message to all of us, and you could put it into one paragraph, what would that be? Neale: [pause] I can fit it all into five words. You've got me all wrong.
c.		Nicole Bonnet: I didn't want to keep you waiting, so I got engaged to him. Is it alright? Am I on time? Simon Dermott: Perfectly. In fact, we have ten more minutes, so if you want to go back and marry him?
d.		Chief Halliwell: Cobretti, do know you have an attitude problem? Marion Cobretti: Yeah, but it's just a LITTLE one!

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lakeboat (2000)?
a.		Stan: Boy, was I drunk last night. Joe Pitko: I'm still drunk. Stan: That wine. You drink wine, it dehydrates you. When you drink water the next morning, it activates the alcohol. Joe Pitko: I'm so hung over I can't see. Stan: Can't see? I can't even talk. Joe Pitko: I can't even fuckin' think straight. Stan: You couldn't think straight last night. Joe Pitko: I was drunk last night. Stan: You're still drunk. Joe Pitko: Yeah.
b.		William Wilberforce: This is why I really shouldn't talk about it. Barbara Wilberforce: I think you should. [pause] Barbara Wilberforce: There, we found something we don't agree on.
c.		Jim: Once you're accused of molesting a child, there simply is no return to innocence.
d.		Red: [narrating] Sometimes it makes me sad, though... Andy being gone. I have to remind myself that some birds aren't meant to be caged. Their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away, the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up DOES rejoice. But still, the place you live in is that much more drab and empty that they're gone. I guess I just miss my friend.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lakeboat (2000)?
a.		Ida: Laughing boy seems slightly burned at the edges. What's eating him? Mildred: A small green-eyed monster. Ida: Jealous? That doesn't sound like Wally. No profit in it - and there's a boy who loves a dollar.
b.		Jules: ...marriage is hard... Just two people slogging through the shit, year after year, getting older, changing. It's a fucking marathon, okay? So, sometimes, you know, you're together for so long, that you just... You stop seeing the other person. You just see weird projections of your own junk. Instead of talking to each other, you go off the rails and act grubby and make stupid choices... You know if I read more Russian novels, then...
c.		Stan: Boy, did I get laid last night. Fred: One of the lads on the boat? Stan: By a woman, Freddie. A woman. Do you remember them? Soft things with a hole in the middle?
d.		Henry: [to Eddie] Your mother's cunt stinks like carpet cleaner.

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Lakeboat (2000)?
a.		Mrs. Biddle: This man out of absolutely nowhere, this man appeared. Heh! So charming. Not really handsome, but... riveting. Yes, that's the word. I was riveted. I was looking into his eyes, and I found myself thinking thoughts I hadn't entertained since World War II. I think I actually... blushed.
b.		Joe Pitko: I knew a guy who ate a chair, just because nobody stopped him.
c.		Sharon Bailey: Of course, it's only gossip... rumor. My mother said that nobody really knows. Mary Hagen: Knows what? Sharon Bailey: Who you are. Mary Hagen: Who I am? I'm me, of course. Mary Hagen. Sharon Bailey: That's just it. Are you Mary Hagen, or are you...? Mary Hagen: What are you talking about?
d.		Ben Hickman: The difference between an amateur and a professional: a professional figures out a way to cut down the odds before he makes his move.

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