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Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Kiss Me, Stupid (1964) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Kiss Me, Stupid (1964) Quiz

Famous quotes from Hollywood movie : Kiss Me, Stupid (1964)

This quiz will test your movies knowledge by asking you questions related to the various famous movie quotes from the Hollywood movie: Kiss Me, Stupid (1964).

About the movie: A jealous piano teacher Orville Spooner sends his beautiful wife, Zelda, away for the night while he tries to sell a song to a famous nightclub singer Dino, who is stranded in town.

1.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kiss Me, Stupid (1964)?
a.		Dino: [on a cabaret stage, pretending to be drunk] I have an amazing mother, you know. She is 85 years old and she don't need no glasses. [pauses] Dino: She drinks right out of the bottle.
b.		David Jacobs: What do you think your doing? Jack Kelly: Runnin'!
c.		Johnny Dio: How do you like your steak? Paul Cicero: Medium rare. Johnny Dio: Huh. An aristocrat.
d.		Carrie Bradshaw: It wasn't logic, it was love.

2.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kiss Me, Stupid (1964)?
a.		Jake Buckley: You're a discontented housewife? Liza Normane Stewart: Not since I got rid of my discontentment.
b.		Vanessa: Holy shit! Look who got beat with the ugly stick. Is that you Bob?
c.		Polly the Pistol: Get out of here, I've got a job to do.
d.		Henry Hill: [narrating] Jimmy had never asked me to whack somebody before - but now he's asking me to go down to Florida and do a hit with Anthony? That's when I knew I would never have come back from Florida alive.

3.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kiss Me, Stupid (1964)?
a.		Jimmy Smith Jr: I don't give a fuck, man. I'm sick of you always thinking you know what's best for me, dawg. You ain't my fucking father. I'm a grown man. Future: Look, Jimmy... Jimmy Smith Jr: Look, Jimmy, nothing! Fuck you! I told you not to fucking sign me up! Future: So what the fuck, you wanna fight me now, huh? Jimmy Smith Jr: Yo you ain't the future of shit, bitch! You're just David fuckin' Porter. Sol: Hey, come on, fellas. [long pause] Future: You know what? Do what the fuck you wanna do man. 'Cause I don't give a shit anymore. I really fuckin' don't! [Future walks away] Future: I really fuckin' don't!
b.		[first lines] Gertrude: G'mornin'. Aunt Sarah: Good mornin', Sylvester. Sylvester Carrier: Mornin', mama. Aunt Sarah: Good mornin', Gertie. Gertrude: Good mornin', Mama Sarah. Aunt Sarah: Don't run with them eggs, Arnett!
c.		Dino: Did you hear a story about the girl and the lobster? Orville J. Spooner: No, how's it go? Dino: Well, this girl was sittin' in a movie house and this guy sat down next to her, and they were sittin' in the dark, and they were watchin' the picture, see? And suddenly she felt somethin' crawling up her leg and [pinches Polly] Dino: pinched her! Polly the Pistol: [jumping] Ouch! Orville J. Spooner: Go on! Dino: Then she felt something crawling again and [pinches Polly] Dino: pinched her again! She said, "What is the idea, you pinching me?" And he said, "Well, it wasn't me... [laughing] Dino: it was my lobster!" Orville J. Spooner: [laughing] His lobster? Dino: He explained it. He said, "A friend of mine gave me a live lobster and I said, 'Gee, that's wonderful, I think I'll take it home for dinner!' He said, 'No, it already had dinner... [laughing] Dino: why don't you take it to a movie?'"
d.		Dave: This menstruation thing? It's a scam! Women are so lucky.

4.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kiss Me, Stupid (1964)?
a.		Cookie: Blondie, I've got a bone to pick with you. Helga: [to Milo] Hold that thought. [to Cookie] Helga: What is it this time, Cookie? Cookie: You done stuffed my wagon full to bustin' with nonessentials. Look at all this. Cinnamon, oregano, ci-lantro. What in the cockadoodle is ci-lantro?
b.		Orville J. Spooner: If it weren't for Venetian blinds, it'd be curtains for us...
c.		Jack Sparrow: [In agreement with Philip's comment] Jack Sparrow: I support the Missionary's position.
d.		Captain Dudley Smith: You're a bit of a puzzlement to me these days, Wendell. You don't seem to be your old cruel self anymore. And I had such grand plans for your future.

5.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kiss Me, Stupid (1964)?
a.		Coach Evans: We got Ronnie "Sure Hands" Paulson, goddamn it!
b.		Sophie: I don't care if you slept with hundreds of men, you're my mom, and I love you so much. Donna: Oh Soph... [hugs] Donna: And I haven't slept with hundreds of men.
c.		Dino: [responding to an offer to buy the rights for a song] I need another Italian song like a giraffe needs a strep throat.
d.		[Mimi has just seen Bulworth badmouth a black congregation] Mimi: Fred, when you say "by the book" - WHAT book would that be?

6.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kiss Me, Stupid (1964)?
a.		David: [to Dennis] There's nothing you could do that will change the way I feel about you.
b.		Nugget Clark: They that say confession is good for the soul overlook the load it takes off the chest.
c.		Bonnie: He's not afraid of losing. He's afraid of losing your love. How many ball players grow up afraid of losing their fathers' love every time they come up to the plate? Fred: All of them! Bonnie: He knows you disapprove of him. He knows you think he's weak. But he's not weak. He's decent. And if you or Bruce or anyone else tries to beat that out of him, I swear to God I'll take him away.
d.		Dino: There was the one about this doctor, you see? He was examining a girl's knee and he says, "What's a joint like this doing on a pretty girl like you?"

7.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kiss Me, Stupid (1964)?
a.		Jack: [Begins to undress] We are all naked in the eyes of the lord. Henry: STOP! This man is clinically insane! He is presently undergoing treatment at Cedarbrook Hospital under my supervision!
b.		Dino: [on a cabaret stage, pointing to a show girl] Is this a bit of terrific? Heh? Last night she was banging on my door for 45 minutes! [pauses] Dino: But I wouldn't let her out.
c.		The Fates: In 18 years precisely / The planets will align ever so nicely. Hades: Ay, verse. Oy. The Fates: The time to act will be at hand / Unleash the Titans, your monstrous band. Hades: Mmm-hmm. Good, good. The Fates: Then the once-proud Zeus will finally fall / And you, Hades, will rule all! Hades: Yes! Hades rules! The Fates: A word of caution to this tale... Hades: Excuse me? The Fates: Should Hercules fight, you will fail. [they laugh and disappear] Hades: [shouting at the top of his lungs] What? [calms down] Hades: Okay, fine, fine. I'm cool. I'm fine.
d.		Bartleby: Jesus Christ, Azrael - how'd you get out of Hell? Azrael: I told them I was coming up on a routine possession.

8.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kiss Me, Stupid (1964)?
a.		[Witnessing Malcolm's control over a mob] Captain Green: That's too much power for one man to have.
b.		Colonel Hickock: Rinaldo, what do we know about him? Rinaldo: [Reading from a file] Birth name, unknown. Parents, unknown. Next of kin, unknown... Colonel Hickock: Give me that! [Grabs the papers] Colonel Hickock: Workers found him in the jungle where they were building a road. Brought back to the States with total amnesia. Ah, there it is. I knew it. Sent to reform school at age 16 for almost killing a man. A few months ago got in trouble again. Judge gave him a choice; enlist or go to jail.
c.		Polly the Pistol: Where were you?
d.		[first lines] [Slidell has just posted a sign announcing a 25-cent fee for viewing the dead Dalton Boys] Mr. Slidell, the Mortician: Ah, good morning, Mr. Parsh. Detective Hiram Parsh: Good morning. Mr. Slidell, the Mortician: Oh, Mr. Parsh, just a moment, please. Twenty-five cents, sir. Detective Hiram Parsh: Identification is my object, Mr. Slidell, not amusement. Mr. Slidell, the Mortician: You're a private detective, sir, not a lawman with the privileges of a public servant. Twenty-five cents, please, sir. [Parsh throws a quarter into the dust a Slidell's feet]

9.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kiss Me, Stupid (1964)?
a.		Stan: [to Delilah] I'm not an alien, I'm discontent.
b.		Bobby Seale: We not anti-white, we anti-oppression! You can't fight racism with racism.
c.		Orville J. Spooner: [reminiscing about his wife's dentist] "Tender gums". That's a hell of a thing to say to a married woman.
d.		Sanders: [after telling the Sergeant that Brown has left] He wrote something in my Bible... for you. The Sergeant: Deserted, hunh? Insubordinate swine! Bilged out! Left us like a rat when we needed every man! Why didn't you tell me? You're a party to this, you know! Well, get your rifle and get out of here. You take his place. Sanders: [With a crazed look in his eyes] Yes, Yes, that's it, Sergeant! Yes! The Sergeant: [Reading Brown's note] 'Sorry, Sergeant, but Quincannon was right. He knocked one off for Jock. I'll get another for Matlow. Taking a long swing to come around behind them. Fine moon tonight. Should be good hunting. Yours contritely, George Brown. P.S. Not a good name, but the best I could think of when I enlisted.'

10.	Which of the following famous movie quotes, is mentioned in the Hollywood movie: Kiss Me, Stupid (1964)?
a.		Mack Gray: [congratulating Dino for his act] Great, Dino, you were great. They were rolling in the aisles. Dino: Why didn't somebody take the dice away?
b.		Jamal: "The rest of those who have gone before us cannot steady the unrest of those to follow." You wrote that in your book.
c.		Connie Porter: [Referring to using her bejeweled bracelet as fish bait] I can reccomend the bait. I know... I bit on it myself.
d.		The Man: [pleading to his wife] Don't be afraid of me!

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